33 [f4m] ...I will probably regret this
Married, EST, have a kid but don't care if you do or don't. I am tall, blonde, busty, and chubby. Below are some things that I'm looking for:
* 38+ in age PLEASE. 40s+ honestly preferable. I honestly just don't get on great with guys close in age with me, and definitely absolutely not younger than me
* same time zone. I've tried it. If we're not operating in the same time zone, it all becomes too annoying.
* banter/humor. If you can make me laugh in text, I'm a goner
* lover of television & film. If you've never watched Shrek, don't bother
* a beard. I love facial hair (don't care about the hair on your head though or if that even exists). Bonus points if you have body hair.
* be able to say you have never voted for Trump. And not voting at all doesn't count. I am annoyingly liberal. If that makes your dick limp, please do not waste our time
* physical attraction IS important to me. This is an online affair. It should be hot and flirty and exciting. As important as good conversation is, and it is very important, a pic exchange will make or break things for me and I think it should for you as well! So if you're looking for a fit girl with perfect hair and face, I'm not her, and that's okay!
* I am not in a dead bedroom situation. My marriage lacks things in other areas and my sex life is not exactly *satisfying* but if that's something that makes you uncomfy, we won't work.
* I have telegram and am happy to move things there if and when I feel like it will be worth it.
I had a very unexpected passionate OA last year and I'm still a little heartbroken over it ending, so my expectations may be a little high. But I am truly willing and open to chat with someone and hopefully feel those feelings again that I'm chasing.
So if you found any of my bratty attitude in this post appealing and you resonate with my list of desires, my DMs await you 🤘🏻