
Three wet diapers AND a messy one before naptime?
Awww, did someone think they were getting their big boy pants back today? 🥺
Sorry sweetie, but Nurse Kayla's report came in and apparently someone couldn't last two hours between changes at daycare yesterday. Three wet diapers AND a messy one before naptime? That's not exactly 'potty trained behavior,' now is it?
So Mommy made an executive decision. I upgraded you to the extra-thick nighttime Crinklz, y'know, the ones with the little dinosaurs that crinkle SO loud when you waddle? And before you start whining, yes, I already told your girlfriend. She thought it was adorable. She's coming over later to 'help with bath time' 😉
Oh! And the best part? I taped your old 'big boy' underwear to the fridge with a little gold star sticker that says 'MAYBE NEXT YEAR ✨', isn't that cute? Now come here and lay down on the changie mat. This one's soaked through and I can smell you from across the room, stinky. Don't you dare try to crawl away either, I've got the baby powder AND the pacifier clip ready, and if you fuss I'm putting you in the playpen for the rest of the afternoon.
Lift those legs, baby. Good boys get their bottles after. Bad boys get Mommy's lap 💕
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