u/Irdk789

It’s all I can think about lately. Anyone else in the UK who can make my dream come true

Hey. I’m tall, tatted, tanned and hairy all over (seriously, everywhere).

I’m not looking for sex (I’m only into sex with cis women) or giving oral. That’s a non-negotiable.

I haven’t had my pussy eaten in almost 3 months and I need that to change. I like it sloppy, I like my clit kissed and sucked and my bush appreciated. Ideally someone who enjoy the natural scent of a pussy that’s been sweating between two thick thighs all day.

ISO someone north side of the river, can host, is close in age to me (22-40), can provide a face pic beforehand, and can meet today asap.

Not into kissing anyone.

STD free and have recent results to prove this.

You’ll see on my profile I have some out there kinks, I get if they’re not your thing but I’d rather meet with someone who is accepting of/likes similar too, as I don’t wish to be quizzed.

Hey. I’m tall, tanned and hairy all over (seriously, everywhere). You’ll see on my profile I’m a scat enthusiast.
Im posting on here since although I’m not looking for scat play today, I would ideally meet up with someone with my kinks - so we can watch porn together.
I’m not looking for sex (I’m only into sex with cis women) or giving oral. That’s a non-negotiable.

I haven’t had my pussy eaten in almost 3 months and I need that to change. I like it sloppy, I like my clit kissed and sucked and my bush appreciated. Ideally someone who enjoy the natural scent of a pussy that’s been sweating between two thick thighs all day.

ISO someone north side of the river, can host, is close in age to me (22-40), can provide a face pic beforehand, and can meet today asap.

Not into kissing anyone.

STD free and have recent results to prove this.

I’ve just finished up with an impromptu scat smear sesh with myself.

I fantasise a lot about chewing on a turd (like PooGirl does in most her vids), and need to get used to tasting it. Naturally, my fingers got covered in shit whilst I was playing - and still are as I type this. So I decided to have a lick, I was so surprised by how sweet it was, I kept going for another taste to the point I was sucking my fingers.

For dinner, I had sweet and sour Chinese sauce and a lot of it. Which makes sense for my shit to taste like what I’ve eaten but it made it super super sweet like, like licking a lollipop, which was pleasantly unexpected.

This has made it more realistic that I’ll fulfill my shit eating fantasy in the near future. Since I know now what to have as my meal before. When I’ve tried it in the past, it’s usually earthy and bitter, which puts me off sinking my teeth into one of my big turds.

Will hopefully be updating soon about shit-chewing, fingers crossed.

I’m looking for a trans man, ideally in London and definitely in the UK, to have scat sex with.

Ideally you’re pre-op and open to using a strap on.

I love body hair, after care and cuddles whilst getting dirty. I’m very experienced in scat play.

Want to have decent rapport with you before meeting.