u/JamInMySandwich

Cerberus Ejaculating Toy

Hi,

So I am not entirely sure about some of the do's and don'ts of this sub Reddit yet so hopefully I don't overstep.

But I figured I would leave a review of my first toy that isn't just a vibrator.

The past evening has been an eye opening experience.

Firstly, I don't know if there is much love or not for fantasy toys on this sub Reddit, but I chose this one as my first because it kinda plays into something of a warewolf fantasy I have had since, well, forever. Now I have the ability to experience it a little easier and with less dysphoria I figured I would buy one and try it. I figure there is weirder and badder stuff in this world so my little lycan head fantasy isn't the worst.

It's a knot toy, and it has a large syringe that injects it's accompanying lube which is called "dragon jizz" and I don't know what dragon jizz is, but this stuff is insane. It's sticky yet slippy at the same time, it has the perfect colour, it doesn't have any taste, and I thought at first, the 10ml I loaded into the syringe wouldn't go far, but boy was I mistaken. 10ml drenched me and everything, but I still found myself filling it up more the next time. Being covered in this stuff is half the fun.

As for the toy, it's a lot softer than I expected, but that's good? I think? I am still healing a bit after surgery and the give the toy has really helped me. At first I thought my body would never relax and allow it in, but then, pop, it's like my pelvic floor just gave way, and in it goes. It hurt a little bit, that first pop, but then it was gravy.

The toy is about 5, 1/2 inches and I can't quite make it to the knot yet, but so close it's my new mission in life.

The first session lasted a good while about an hour but sadly after alot of build up no release, but that's just how my body is at the moment. Later in the evening I Jerry rigged it up to the head board and tried again. Slower, and with alot more sensuality. Erotica helped too, and two hours later I was a slippery mess with a very sleep happy face.

10/10, so glad I got this.

I could leave a link to the toy itself? If this is what people do?

Thank you for attending my ted talk.

Link! https://www.dragondildo.co.uk/products/cerberus-ejaculating-dildo-limited-edition

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u/JamInMySandwich — 12 hours ago

Suction cup and long legs

Hi, so I have recently got my first fantasy style dildo (and I love it!! It squirts and drips and is amazing) but it's only about 5 and a half inches long, and I used the suction cup to stick it to the head board but my legs are too long? I dunno, I can't easily back into it, it's like my feet get in the way.

Anybody else experience this or any advice?

(Also I love it so much I might review it in another past, just cause I don't exactly get to talk about it in RL)

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u/JamInMySandwich — 14 hours ago

Vibrating panties

Hi,

So I am looking to buy some quality vibrating panties, or an egg or something that does something like that, for my husband to play with when we are out and about, cinema, cooking, watching TV. Ya know? I have a device from Ali express that has a magnetic and it attaches to a normal pair of underwear but the app that controls it is pants, often doesn't work, and for some reason has a social network.

Can anybody suggest a brand? Value focused, I know lovesense is meant to be good, but is it really worth all that money?

Thanks for any input people can provide

Gem

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u/JamInMySandwich — 4 days ago