36 [M4F] #Seattle - Built like a Costco hotdog: suspiciously large and somehow still a good deal
Hey there. Fit, funny, well-groomed dude here with strong “golden retriever that accidentally got into preworkout” energy.
I’ve been told I’m:
- charming
- dangerously good at back rubs
- and… “a bit much” in certain departments
Fortunately, I come with patience, communication skills, and a sincere respect for physics.
Looking for someone fun, flirty, open-minded, and capable of appreciating a man who treats foreplay like it’s the main event. Bonus points if you’re witty, sarcastic, or capable of making me laugh mid-conversation.
I'm 5'11, 170lbs, lean white dude with dark hair and beard. Let’s trade banter, vibes, and maybe eventually stories we absolutely cannot tell our coworkers.
u/KneeKnockee — 2 months ago
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