Stupid gassy lately
I’ve gained like, 20 pounds in the last year after getting in a new relationship. He is always taking me out to nice restaurants, my favourites are Mexican and Italian. But the weight gain mixed with such foods has resulted in my farts going from usually SBD, to always extremely loud and deadly. He doesn’t share my kink but he isn’t disgusted by it, we often share giggles when I let wet ones rip in public places.
I’ve recently decided to try to lose weight by eating only one meal a day and with that I’ve started taking Metamucil. I thought this would have a positive effect on the gas because it is supposed to aid digestion. But instead, I am farting the bassist, loudest farts literally every 5-10 minutes, sometimes more. They’re so thick, bubbly and hot I have to keep checking to see if they’ve left anything behind on my panties. So far they haven’t but I’ve only started taking it two days ago. It’s almost like the smell is condensed too, and it lingers. I’ve started leaving the room to fart when my boyfriend and I are home together, because they are much too stinky for him, and he swears the room still smells gassy 10 minutes later.
He hesitated when I first suggested this, but after some convincing we are going out tonight and my meal will be a burrito with cheesy shrimp on the side! I am hoping I get through the night without any wet surprises, and that I don’t disrupt the other people at the restaurant too much with my constant farts.