u/Midwestfartsniffer

My Middle-Aged Masseuse Gives the Ultimate VIP Fart Experience

It's amazing what happens once you find the right parlor and build real relationships with the women there. They start going out of their way to take care of you.

After trying dozens of places over the years, I finally found one that feels truly special.

The routine is simple: I text her what time I'm coming, and she prepares by eating and drinking everything she can to load up for me. When I walk in, I'm greeted with a big hug and a kiss on the cheek from this adorable Chinese woman. She leads me to the room, closes the door, and gives me another warm hug while I strip down.

She already knows exactly why I'm there... I just want ass on my face. I hand her the house fee, she steps out to get change, and I can hear her asking the other girls in mandarin if they're gassy and want to make some quick extra cash. I love that she always tries to bring in another woman to make the 30-min session even better.

They come back in, and without hesitation she climbs straight onto the table. I'm lying face-up as she plants her ass right on my face in those soft black leggings and immediately starts unloading thick, sweaty, sour bombs directly into my nose. Meanwhile the other girl works on a nice massage in the area i needed most. It's the perfect combo.

She genuinely enjoys getting a little dirty with me (she jokes with the other girls and calls me her bf) and she really appreciates the generosity I show her and the other girls. Total win-win.

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u/Midwestfartsniffer — 8 days ago