The Iced Coffee Incident
Sigma Tauri sighed. As if finals month weren't enough of a nightmare already? Demons came out raiding in full force. She and her team have been running ragged. And somehow, Alpha Centauri and Orion Belt were still... *URGH*
Finding the energy to do **THAT!**. She never understood how anyone actually enjoyed that... Just... *URGH!* Sticky fluids everywhere, SOMETHING breaching your body, and/or your mouth on the weirdest parts... At least Penrose Sphere made sense! SHE FED THAT WAY!
"Hey, Sig! You look like you are NOT having a good time..."
"What gave it away, Penrose? The bags under my eyes, the constant sighs and shivers, or..."
"That and your aura."
"My... Aura?"
"Your aura. I mean everyone has an aura that's affected by their emotional and physical state, and we succubi and incubi are natural at reading it! Maybe one day I'll teach you!"
"... How are Orion and Alpha?"
"Sleeping VERY comfortably. Getting the kind of good night's sleep you can only DREAM of!"
Sigma Tauri grimaced...
"Nonono, I did NOT mean it like that! I know you have a hard time falling asleep and sometimes you wake up and have a horrible time going to sleep..."
"HOLD ON! Are you saying that SOMEHOW, you draining them makes them MORE energetic?"
"... Yeah! I mean no. Not directly. I leave them drained but well fed and sleeping it off. A good night's sleep outweights what I drained from them even before they get to replenish their reserves!"
"I'm glad you're such a considerate teammate Penrose. And I'm happy you remember to get dressed!"
The succubus laughed.
"Yeah, I don't want you to feel queasy any time you see me."
"It's nothing against you..."
"I know, Sig. I'll make you coffee, boss. Grinded the beans myself. About to use one of these coffee making things you see in that Persona 5 game! What kind of milk do you want in it?"
"Any's fine. I'm not picky, Penrose!"
"You got it Sig!" Penrose gave a quick salute and rushed out of the room.
She came back half an hour later with several thermoses worth of iced coffee.
Tastiest, sweetest, most coziest coffee Sigma Tauri ever had.
"Thanks Penrose! You're the best! We don't always see eye to eye, but I'm glad to count you amongst the Pretty Star Sentinels! The first succubus Magical Girl! What a day to be alive, eh?"
"Yeah. and it's all because I checked my ego, sadism and fanaticism at the door. So many of my kind are just... *URGH!* They'd rather die than checking their sense of superiority and power over humans at the door! They'd pass on the greatest FREE all you can eat buffet of lust, or of adrenaline and aggression any Demon could EVER have, all because getting there means meeting you guys on an equal enough footing! Seriously, a day at the UFC Octagon would feed so many Blade Demons it's not even funny, and don't get me started on how many Marines, Spetsnaz, SAT and so on would LOVE to spar with peeps with alien biologies, LITERAL MAGIC, and alien combat styles!"
Sigma Tauri laughed.
"Hey, Sig...What's a Penrose Sphere though?" Penrose asked.
"... You'll have to ask Alpha Centauri. She LIVES for that nerdy stuff, and she'll tell you all about how that theoretical megastructure supposedly extracts energy from black holes of all things!"
"Black holes. Of course. I'm one of you so I get in on the star theme naming, but I don't have to renounce nor hide being a demon so my tac-name is black hole derived." Penrose smiled.
"Yuppers!"
As they spent the next few hours together, Penrose providing help with Sigma Tauri's homework while they were on standby... Sigma Tauri smiled when came the time to sleep.
Penrose even helped tuck her to bed and put a sleeping mask on her face. Best sleep she ever had!
But when she woke up, she was somewhat upset at what she found.
"Okay girls, who STOLE MY COFFEE?"
Alpha Centauri and Orion Belt looked at each other confused. Penrose was innocent by default, she did not feed on human foods.
"... We didn't grab your coffee. We grabbed the thermoses Penrose left for us..."
"WHY DID YOU THINK THEY WERE FOR YOU?"
"... Because they had milk in them and you're asexual?" Alpha Centauri answered matter of factly.
"You do know there's nothing sexual about goat milk, right?"
"Depends on what kind of goat. Because Penrose's milk is the Greatest Of All Things!"
Sigma Tauri froze. And then rushed to the bathroom to puke. She was at it for an hour.
Penrose looked at Alpha Centauri and Orion Belt with a mix of concern and confusion.
"Did I do something wrong?"
"... Why did you give her SUCCUBUS BREAST MILK COFFEE???"
"I asked her what kind of milk she wanted! She said any was fine! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY OWN MILK WAS OFF THE TABLE???"
There was silence until Sigma Tauri came out of the bathroom looking queasy still.
"Penrose? What in HELL possessed you to give me BREAST MILK???"
"Sig... You told me any kind of milk was fine!"
"Did it not cross your mind that, maybe, JUST MAYBE, I DID NOT WANT BREAST MILK?"
"... No? Why didn't you say so?"
Silence,
"You do realize what breast milk means when adults drink it, right?"
"A nourishing, stimulating solution perfect for a little pick me up?"
"... IT! IS! LEWD!"
"Yes, and?" Penrose answered, confused.
"... Sigma Tauri is... She does not have a sex drive AND even the second-hand sensory experience of it is very uncomfortable on her. Sticky stuff everywhere, smells and sweat and..."
"... Oh. Sorry Sig. My bad Sig. Won't do it again and I will CLEARLY label any edibles or drinkables I LITERALLY poured myself in to ANY degree."
"... Thank you Penrose. You are forgiven. Where the hell did you grow up that putting your breast milk in someone's drinks feels normal to you though?"
Alpha Centauri and Sigma Tauri facepalmed.
"In the Abyss Between Dimensions? Why?" Penrose answered.
"... Ask a stupid question... You're not even being snide. You're not even TRYING to be snarky... Somehow it feels even more snide. Like the UNIVERSE ITSELF is laughing at me for even THINKING of asking such a stupid question."
This was going to be one of those days for Sigma Tauri...
(This was a story set in the same universe as this: https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWworldbuilding/comments/1vtatuu/a_succubus_magical_girl/ )