High Heat is now officially live on the site.

Built from the same overall profile as Uncle Charlie, High Heat takes that design and straightens it into a pure power pitcher. No sweeping curve. No tricks. Just a thick, aggressive straight-shot sleeve designed to apply steady pressure from top to bottom.

If Uncle Charlie is the pitch that breaks ankles...
High Heat is the one that blows past you before you can react.

Available in:

• XL 9"
• Original 8.5"
• Slim 8.5"

The XL especially turned out exactly how we hoped. Thick through the center, dense lower half, and heavy in the hand without looking cartoonishly oversized.

Honestly, this lineup might end up becoming one of the core staples in the shop.

Appreciate all the support lately. The response to Uncle Charlie and Rearranger has been insane, and seeing people excited for these new designs makes the long mold-making days a lot easier.

We will be taking a break from new designs once our new headless sheath is ready. In two months we've updated every model we have and re-molded them while adding 8 more models (24 when counting each XL, Original, and Slim). Time to take a breath!

Well... you animals asked for bigger, meaner, and more aggressive.

So we made:

• Our most aggressively curved sleeve ever
• Our biggest sleeve ever

And somehow this still feels like a terrible idea.

Uncle Charlie is now live

Our nastiest curve to date. No subtle bend. No “slight contour.” This thing looks like it broke the laws of geometry halfway through printing.

Available in:

• XL 9"
• Original 8"
• Slim 7.5"

The tunnel may look off-center in photos, but the interior remains centered throughout the entire sleeve. The exterior shape follows the curve, which is exactly what gives Uncle Charlie its signature feel.

If you’re into curved sleeves, this is the furthest we’ve pushed one. By a lot.

Rearranger is now live

The XL version is officially the largest sleeve we’ve ever made and the pictures don't do it justice.

11" long.
Nearly 9" max girth through the mid-shaft.

Available in:

• XL 11"
• Original 9"
• Slim 7"

The Rearranger was built around one goal: dramatic expansion through the center mass. The swelling mid-section on the XL is honestly absurd in person.

High Heat update

The mold is officially done and curing now. Assuming everything goes smoothly, High Heat should be live by Monday.

Same overall profile as Uncle Charlie, but straight instead of curved. Think pure fastball instead of a curveball trying to ruin your batting average.

As always, appreciate all the support, feedback, and the increasingly unhinged ideas some of you keep sending us.

We’ve spent the last two years focused almost entirely on sleeves, but lately we’ve been thinking about making the jump into fantasy dildos and honestly… we have a lot to learn.

This is the first fantasy STL we’ve designed. We’re still figuring out proportions, textures, shapes, sizing, what people actually want, etc. Right now we’re mostly trying to listen and learn before we go too far down the rabbit hole.

So I figured I’d ask the people who actually buy and collect fantasy toys:

• Are we even on the right track with this design?

• What immediately stands out as good or bad?

• What are fantasy companies doing well right now?

• What are they missing completely?

• What’s something you’ve wanted to see made that nobody seems to offer?

I’d especially love feedback on texture, silhouette, proportions, and overall vibe. Don’t hold back if something looks off. We’d rather hear it now than after spending months going the wrong direction. With that said, the one thing we are really good at is texture.

For context, we’re a small shop and everything we do is handmade/in-house using smooth on Ecoflex silicones, so we’re trying to learn the fantasy side the right way instead of just pumping out random Frankenstein dicks and calling it a day.

Appreciate any feedback you guys are willing to give.

You guys saw the file… now it’s real.

The Heavy Hitter just dropped, and this one is exactly what it looks like. No tricks, no “wait for it to get better.”

It hits early.
And it stays there.

This design is all about carrying size where it actually matters.
A strong transition below the head that builds into a dense mid-shaft and doesn’t fall off.

No dead zones. No wasted space. Just consistent, full presence the entire way through.

Choose Your Weight Class

XL – 9″ Length
7.25″ below head | 8″ mid-shaft (4" from top of head) | 7.5″ base

Original – 8.5″ Length
6.375″ below head | 7″ mid-shaft (3.5" from top of head) | 6.5″ base

Slim – 8″ Length
5.625″ below head | 6.125″ mid-shaft (3" from top of head) | 5.75″ base—

Appreciate all the feedback that helped shape this.

It’s live now.

The Tailor lineup is now live.

This one’s been in the works for a while, and it solves a problem we’ve seen over and over.

Most shorter sleeves are just trimmed down versions of a longer model.
And when that happens, the proportions get thrown off. The contour changes. The whole feel shifts.

The Tailor doesn’t work like that.

Each version is scaled intentionally, not cut down.
Same exact contour. Same proportions. Just different lengths that actually make sense.

Available Now

All versions feature the same signature shape with a 6.5″ mid-shaft girth:

• 9″ – Full Length
• 8″ – Balanced
• 7″ – Precision Fit

No distortion. No oversized head. No compromise.

We’ve also been dialing in a new molding approach on these, and the finish came out ridiculously soft, like velvet, on the first pulls.

What’s Next…

While The Tailor was wrapping up, we had another model printing in the background.

Here’s a quick sneak peek at what’s coming next:

The Heavy Hitter (last image)

This one leans hard into size and presence, and it’ll be available in:

• XL – 9″ x 8.1″
• Original – 8.5″ x 7.1″
• Slim – 8″ x 6.25″

More on that soon.

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The Tailor is live now. Appreciate everyone who pushed us in this direction.