u/New_Definition6195

Easy money ladies - just text me every time you fart

Like the title says that’s all I want . I want a girl each time she farts to just text me like “hey I farted just now wanted you to know “ etc something like that’s . I just want to be on a girl mind when she fart lol . Looking to pay anywhere from $40-70 or more depending the service or how long on throne payment method

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u/New_Definition6195 — 3 days ago

My ex blessed me on my 19th birthday part 2

Okay from my other story this is a continuation from my 19th birthday that I celebrated with my ex 3 years ago . Currently I’m 22 years old but I never met another girl that can fart like her . So from last story where she farted on my lap which lead to us fucking for the night this part takes place from there

So it’s late night again tv is broken , our devices charging and she tells me she tired . She turns off the lights and ask me to cuddle with her, so I’m like sure I can cuddle with you because I was pretty tired after the rounds we did . When me and her have sex is like hardcore sex till the point she has trouble walking after so I’m like “ oh my D game must’ve made it her really tire” plus it was dark in the room since she turned off the lights and it was night time

So we both underneath the blankets and I’m basically spooning her but my Dick was soft so it was just my soft dick between her ass cheeks . When she gets tired she started mumbling, I asked her something and she mumbled something back to me . In my mind “she’s about to knock out any second “ so I start closing my eyes to get ready to go sleep . I feel a push of air on my dick from her ass and I open my eyes and said “did you just fart “. “Yeah “ she said mumbling back . I was like damn in my mind but she was really tired so I didn’t really do anything until not even 30 seconds later she does it again like sh let out a little longer one on my dick . Now I’m starting to get hard because she just let off 2 farts on my dick and idk what happens but she start to grab my dick and jerk it off . She was just half asleep a few seconds ago but now she fully conscious jerking my dick off. I’m like yeah guess we ain’t getting sleep this night and I grabbed her neck and started kissing her .

Now here comes the best part . We started to fuck and we’re in missionary as I’m going in and out of her she let out a big as fart like I can fully hear as it vibrated the bed as well as my hard friend in her . Then like after 5 more minutes of fucking she does it again . I’m like “oh my god this can’t be real right now “ like it felt like a dream that solely purpose is the only reason I think of my ex and miss her for like no feeling just feelings for the farts she capable of but that’s the lust speaking as I’m in a new amazing relationship with a girl who isn’t as gassy as her but when she gets gassy she gets gassy but that’s for another day so let’s get back to the story . In total of the whole thing of that sex she farted on my dick like 7-8 times it was probably more but I heard and felt it 7-8 times not including the ones that she already did before .

Just say thag was the best birthday gift anyone could’ve gave me and don’t worry fellas and ladies I got more fart stories of her , friends and idk if ima do stories of my current gf but who knows I got more stories to share in the future

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u/New_Definition6195 — 7 days ago

My ex blessed me on my 19th birthday pt 1

Hey currently I’m 22 years old so this story takes place 3 years ago . Me and my ex were both 19 at the time and we got a hotel in our city just so we can stay away from our parents she lived with her mother and I lived with my parents . So we got a hotel in downtown Manhattan just for like 3 days to fuck like every day. My ex was 5’2 big boobs and nice ass . So I’m going to break this story down to like two parts each part being a time she farted .

This part is where we wanted to watch a movie for the night . Everything was good , tv good, me and her just cuddling on the bed. Then out of no where the tv stops working . So I’m pissed off because this hotel was suppose to be good so I call the hotel desk and they said they’re sending someone to fix it. So my ex decides to take a shower while she showering the guy hotel technician comes in. I know he didn’t know jack shit and he couldn’t fix the tv so me and her were left with no tv for the night . I was pretty upset and my ex comes out of the shower after the guy left . She asked me did he fix and I said no and she knew I was upset with the way I said and the tone I used .

She was wearing these nice skintight booty shorts. The really stretching one and like had her head wrapped up in the towel and she like I know something that would cheer you up . She looks at me and says “I feel a fart wait I gotta fart “ and then she sits on my lap and let out a low vibrating fart on my lap. In the moment I forgot what I was mad about and then she looks at me and she gets up off from my lap and farts in my face. I immediately got turned on and fuck the life out of her and in that moment I’m glad the tv were broken as me and her were fucking for the whole night . But that’s just the begging . I’m going to write the next part in a different story but gosh if I don’t have feelings for my ex anymore but obviously I still care about her but I care about how gassy she was and the farts she would do .

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u/New_Definition6195 — 8 days ago

Gym girl partner who also gassy

Okay like the title says I’m looking for a gym partner who can motivate each other and share goals and progress pics all online . Who also wants to earn extra gas’s with also how gassy they are . Preferably I’m into farts but burps will do . I just want to feel re motivated for the gym . Payments for the gym partner can be per text per pic your rate . But budget can start anywhere from $50 to $100. Farts can be a separate payment as well can start around $10-$15 per fart or we can discuss more . Main payment Method is throne . Preferably a nyc girly but can be anyone as well

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u/New_Definition6195 — 8 days ago

nyc girlies who wants easy money

Tuition , school , bills are so stressful like seriously. I got a fetish well fart fetish so all I need is a gassy nyc girl to tell me about her farts . It can be farts vids, or just text telling me about it which doesn’t have to include vids at all . Payment can range from $30-100 depending on the services and main payment method is throne but might be open to others

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u/New_Definition6195 — 11 days ago

As the title says I’m looking for a gassy girl who aka really into baseball . I want to bus talk about baseball since I gotten into baseball myself and been to many games . In a Yankees fan so I’m ready for all the trash talking if your a gassy girl and fan back it up . Looking to pay $30-$50 depending on the content offer and main payment method is throne but might be open to others forms as well if other

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u/New_Definition6195 — 16 days ago