u/No-Care-3868

You've probably seen me posting here or there and you're probably thinking to yourself "this person's probably a bot" which to that I say, nope! The only metal part of my body is my IUD and I can't do simple arithmetic sometimes.

So why am I posting here again? Mainly because I can't seem to find that sweet spot where someone's a good texter, a good conversationalist, and someone I'm physically attracted to. I don't need constant communication, but I do want someone who's excited to talk, can keep a conversation going, and doesn't make me feel like I'm interviewing them every time we text.

By all means, I'm not a Victoria Secrets model but I'm not ugly. I work out, have a decent skincare routine, have a decent sense of style, and I don't wear them hippie natural deodorant. I use the real shit. All I ask for you to put the same effort to your appearance as I do.

So if you use that 5-in-1 shampoo/body wash/face wash/motor oil combo... maybe consider branching out a little. I'm not asking for a 10-step skincare routine, but smelling nice, wearing clean clothes, and looking like you care about yourself goes a long way. The bar isn't "look like a movie star"—it's "look like you made an effort before leaving the house."

I also prefer someone my age. What would you consider my age? Well my age range is between 25-35. I don't want someone too young where I feel like a creep by just breathing next to you or someone too old where I feel like I have nothing to talk about.

Besides that, I'll introduce myself briefly. Hi! I'm Taylor, and I'm 29 years old from the SW Burbs. I'm a married woman but my husband and I are in an open relationship. We date separately. While we're not actively looking for a threesome, we're not completely opposed to the idea if everyone genuinely clicks.

Outside of that, I'm a bit of a nerd and a bit of a gym rat. You'll find me reading fanfiction in between sets at the gym. Sometimes I even bring my Switch while I'm walking on the treadmill because cardio is significantly less painful when I'm trying to catch Pokémon.

I'm also a huge EDM fan. Ask me about my favorite DJs and I can talk about them for hours. Festivals are one of my favorite ways to spend a weekend, and I firmly believe life is better with good music and a little bass.

I'm also chronically online in the best and worst ways. Expect random TikToks, memes with zero context, and me disappearing down an internet rabbit hole at 1 a.m. only to resurface with the most useless fun fact you've ever heard.

If we hang out, there's a good chance we'll end up grabbing coffee, wandering through a bookstore, trying a new restaurant, hitting the gym together, or debating something incredibly important—like which Pokémon generation was the best or whether pineapple belongs on pizza.

At the end of the day, I'm looking for someone who's easy to talk to, enjoys laughing at dumb jokes, communicates well, and genuinely wants the friend part of FWB. Chemistry is important, but I think it's a lot hotter when we actually enjoy each other's company.

If you've made it this far, congratulations! Your reading comprehension is already above average.

When you message me, include:

• Your preferred name
• Your pronouns
• Your age
• Your location (approximate. not exact)
• Something from my post that caught your attention
• And a 🎂 emoji so I know you actually read this.

Please don't send me your dick size, shirtless mirror selfie, or "hey." None of those tell me anything about who you are. I'd much rather know what book you're reading, what game you're playing, your favorite EDM artist, or the most unhinged fact you know.

If we click, awesome. If we don't, I genuinely wish you the best. Thanks for reading my novel.

EDIT: I’m not interested in engaging with anyone who is cheating or in a closed monogamous relationship. Please respect that this is a hard boundary for me. Messages that cross it will be ignored or blocked.

EDIT: Please don’t message me if you’re racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, anti-LGBTQ+, anti-immigration, or generally bigoted. I’m only interested in people who believe in basic human rights, equality, and treating others with respect.
I’m also very openly pro-Palestine, and that’s not something I’m willing to debate or compromise on. If that’s an issue for you, we’re not compatible.

Himbo (/ˈhimbō/): A "himbo" is a slang term for a man who is physically attractive, often muscular, but notably naive or less intelligent. Crucially, the archetype is characterized by a sweet, kind, and harmless nature, distinguishing it from an arrogant or aggressive "jock".

Does that sound like you? Are you the type of guy who’s built like a tank, has the emotional intelligence to respect boundaries, and possesses the energy of an overexcited golden retriever who just discovered a tennis ball?
If yes, please step forward. I’m conducting important research.

About me: Hi, I’m Taylor, 29F, a chronically online queer disaster with a heart of gold and approximately 47 hobbies. I’m married, ethically non-monogamous, and date separately from my husband. Communication, honesty, and mutual respect are non-negotiable for me.

When I’m not chasing after my tiny human, you’ll usually find me reading, crocheting, baking sourdough, gaming, listening to EDM, planning my next festival outfit, or falling down a Wikipedia rabbit hole at 2 AM.

I’m drawn to people who are kind, emotionally mature, and can carry a conversation. Bonus points if you’re funny, nerdy, passionate about something, or possess strong golden retriever energy.

I’m looking for genuine connections, whether that’s friendship, flirting, dating, or just two weird people sharing memes and talking about life. If you’re a self-proclaimed himbo who respects women, treats people well, and isn’t afraid of communication, I’d love to hear from you.

Tell me: What’s the most himbo thing you’ve ever done?

So over the weekend I met up with a guy who I’ve been talking to for a while. Maybe since April? But anyway…I’d been looking forward to meeting him for months. I’ve never been with a Black guy before—not because I didn’t want to, it just never happened. I’ve been with my husband for 10 years (we’re in an open relationship), so I haven’t exactly had a ton of opportunities to explore.

I just want to chat with someone who isn’t misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, or racist. Just a decent person with no rapey vibes or condescending attitude. Like I want to have deep conversations about the state of the world while also be a lil bit flirty. I need someone emotionally, spiritually, and intellectually stimulating and mature. I also want someone who care about others and who is deeply compassionate. I know you’re out there! Please prove to me that there is still good in human beings. I just really need a flirty chat buddy who I can talk to all day about anything. Someone I can look forward to texting every day. Doesn’t have to be back to back texting. Just someone I can vibe with.

I just want to chat with someone who isn’t misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, or racist. Just a decent person with no rapey vibes or condescending attitude. Like I want to have deep conversations about the state of the world while also be a lil bit flirty. I need someone emotionally, spiritually, and intellectually stimulating and mature. I also want someone who care about others and who is deeply compassionate. I know you’re out there! Please prove to me that there is still good in human beings.

Hi, I’m Taylor, 29F, based in the SW suburbs. I’m a gym-loving, nerdy type who’s into video games, anime, EDM, and all that fun stuff. I’m pretty easygoing, enjoy good conversation, and I’m big on mutual respect and good energy.

Looking to connect with a woman for a fun, consistent FWB situation that actually feels good for both of us. Bonus points if we can vibe outside the bedroom too. I’m married and in an open relationship, dating for myself, not looking for a third.

I prefer if you can host, and if not, I’m more than willing to split a room with you. I value chemistry, communication, and something that feels natural and exciting if we click.

FTM and MTF folks are welcome, but I do have a preference for studs, butch, or masc lesbians. If you’re a dominant woman, please come to the front.

Please send me your name, age, approximate location, and what part of my post caught your eye