u/No_Assistance8862

Texting my Son

When you're in a situation like I have with my son it affords you certain liberties lol.

Like last week. We were at a barbecue. No one there knew about us, but they didn't stop me from flirting lol. So I sent him a text that said "I'm gonna drain your balls later" and I was watching him from across the yard as his head snapped up hahaha

Then I sent him some other stuff throughout the party. We were at a neighbor's house so we walked home and we were alone at this point and I just said the most vile things and he begged me to stop haha

Anyway we got home and had our fun. A couple times. Sometimes you just gotta work him up lol

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 10 hours ago

Staying in With My Son

This scenario started with us at home, knowing a storm was coming. I love a good storm, thunder ... lightning i love it.

We initially sat out on the porch and watched it come. Wind, lightning thunder and rain it was beautiful. But after the winds got to be a lot and our legs were getting wet we went inside.

I went to the bathroom and I don't know really what came over me but I stripped down naked and came out stark nude. My son got the giggles and he couldn't help but stare.

I coaxed him to the bedroom and the thunder was so loud it shook the house but it didn't stop him. He worked right through it and afterwards we looked out the French doors of my bedroom as we got hammered by this storm. It was a beautiful way to spend an afternoon.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 1 day ago

Vacation with my Son

A few years ago, I was going through some stuff when my son said he wanted to talk. Of course, that made me nervous all day because no one likes being told that lol.

Then again, I love him but he isn't the most savvy when it comes to women lol so he didn't think twice about it when I thought about it all day haha. When he got home and we chatted, he just said he booked us a vacation lol I slapped him for that one then hugged him for being so thoughtful lol.

Fast forward a couple months we go on our trip. We went to the Bahamas. And it was lovely. But I packed specifically for him, knowing what would get him going. So, the first night, I had on a bikini and a shawl, as we ate dinner. I could feel him staring at me lol.

We go back to our villa, and I go out on the balcony and pull out a smoke. I bend over the railing and he's practically ravenous lolol I just said "go for it" and he practically sprang out of his clothes and fucked me like a jackrabbit lolol

We went the whole trip soaking up the sun and doing the deed a lot lol it was a fun and memorable trip.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 2 days ago

Change of Pace

I come on here and often tell the highlights of my relationship with my son. It's a unique situation, sure. Both open to finding a relationship outside of what we have together, looking to figure out life....it's interesting but again I always tell stories of what already happened.

This post is about what's going to happen lol. I'm in a mood....all day I have been sending him raunchy messages and picking out an outfit for tonight.

I think I finally picked it. And when he gets home, I am gonna fuck him dry lol. I love and hate the fact I'm attracted to him? Lol. It's annoying. But here's what I'm thinking....

He loves corsets. I have written about it before. So, I have my red velvet overbust corset. I'm thinking that, some fishnet stockings, heels, garter belt, opera gloves....it's a guarantee he will lose his mind haha.

I'm gonna do it. Just need to know he is on his way home.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 4 days ago

Quiet Day for Me

So, as I have posted about previously, my son and I have been on and off for years and I own my own businesses. I say this because like, throughout all my relationships in life, I have carried the sentiment of if I'm not busy, get busy working on your relationship.

Now, on the particular day of this confession I woke up knowing it wasn't going to be a crazy busy day. Just my normal routine stuff. So, like I said earlier, work on your relationship. That I did. A little morning blowjob never hurt me and kick-started his day off just right.

That wasn't it though. As he was at work, I kept sending him risque things of me and later in the evening, I put on a nice dress, makeup, lipstick, my apron, made dinner and baked dessert so that when he came home he was greeted by the best I could offer.

He was so happy when he got home haha we ate, I let him fuck me , and then I straddled his lap naked and fed him dessert. Afterwards, he laid down and I rubbed his fully belly lol.

He was in a blissful state when we went to bed. That's the key. I nothing else planned. Between everything I.spent maybe 4 hours of that day trying to appease him. That's what life is all about. If you have some time, treat your loved ones right.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 5 days ago

Unintentional Turn On

As some of you may know, my son and I have been active for a while. I also own a couple of my own businesses. So, usually a couple of times a week I'm checking in on my businesses despite being semi retired.

On this particular day, I happened to go to the offices in this short sleeve form fitting navy blue dress. Honestly it's so modest. I picked it for a reason. I was going to the offices I want to look professional.

Here's the issue....I get home and my son, who was working from home that day, sees me, and that's a problem because I could be wearing a garbage bag covered in dumpster trash and he would find a way to spin it in my favor lol.

So...I get into the house, start putting my stuff down, and all I hear from behind me is "Holy shit" and honestly? Being desired like that ....it made me smile. So, without looking at him I just said "ok fine"

And he was ready to pounce lol he threw me over his shoulder and we had some photographic foreplay as I like to call it lol then sex. A bunch of it. Like a bit too much for one night lol.

Then we laid in bed and he said silly shit to me while we drank and we both fell asleep. It was a nice evening.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 7 days ago

The Pool Party

Pool parties can be hectic haha. Family and friends all came out for the weekend which meant for me, a weekend of cooking and prepping parties for the whole lot of them haha.

Of course it isn't just a day, it's usually the whole weekend because though the party is one day, a lot of people traveled up for it and they stay the whole weekend.

I am not complaining, I love having a house full of people, but it can be exhausting haha.

So, when the night of the party came, most of the people were either asleep, or drunk haha me? Tired haha so I told everyone to stay up, go to bed, leave, stay or whatever they wanted, I didn't care haha. And I went to bed.

Well, hours pass and I hear my door open and it's my son sneaking into my room. I tell him to get out because we had guests over but he said climbed into bed said something sweet. So I let him stay.

So, I let him stay a while. Which....well....led to sex lol. Right after he tried to snuggle up and I started swatting him away haha and I told him to go and that we would be back to normal after one more night.

He made some joke about being a bootycall so loud whisper told him to get out with a laugh.

After everyone left he took full advantage of being home alone again lol.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 9 days ago

My Son's Appetite

My son has quite an appetite. He works out a lot. Usually around 1-2 hours a day. He's a big man. Sounds amazing until you see your grocery bills and spend hours cooking every day haha.

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The thing is, he does everything big. He never dips his foot in, he just jumps in.

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So, take last week. I might have played into a bit, but I wore a nice dress, heels, and an apron while cooking. I like dressing up honestly. I'm prepping some homemade turkey chili and rice for him and he comes home, smells the food , and goes "no way!"

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It's one of his favorites. I make a lot of it a whole stock pot full because he eats a lot and I like to have some to put in the freezer. So I was stirring it all and he comes up and hugs me from behind and starts kissing my cheek knowing he's about to feast.

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I love that sort of thing haha. So I swat at him and laugh and he just throws me over his shoulder and I wasn't upset by it I was just like "wait! Turn it down to simmer."

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So, he did. Then he promptly carried me to the bedroom. I know it's about to happen so I start untying my apron and dress and he throws me on the bed and I start slipping out of my clothes. So does he.

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We do our thing haha he finishes and falls off onto the bed and this asshole just says "I'm so hungry" so I slap him again a few times and I'm like...what an ungrateful shit hahaha

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Anyway I get dressed finish dinner and we eat, and he is snarfing it down and he says "you're the best" and I'm like "don't you forget it"

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And I watch him enjoy one of his favorite meals. It was a good time.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 15 days ago

My Thoughtful Son

So, as some of you may know, when you live with someone, it can cause some turmoil. Just naturally. It is a situation where two people live together, communication can deteriorate, and things just go wrong.

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Like, for example, letting groceries go without putting them on the list. There was a time when my son did this and I would get frustrated. Just put it on the list! Lol. But anyway, I said something one time and to his credit, he hasn't done it since.

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For example, I'm not a coffee drinker. I'm an energy drink girl. We normally have white Monster in the fridge. One morning, I wake up, go to the fridge, and we have none left. Frustrated at first, I go outside, have a cigarette, and notice my son's car is gone. I don't think much of it, until about ten minutes later, he arrives home, and wouldn't you know it.....this sweet man went out and got us more.

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I took the drink, took a sip, then his hand and he's like "what's happening" and I just said "you were so sweet just now, just roll with it." And I rode him like I was on a mission lol.

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Sometimes it pays off to be thoughtful.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 20 days ago

Hot Outside

So today was really hot outside. I was doing yard work, getting my gardens done when my son video chatted me from work while on break.

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I don't know what goes on in his mind sometimes. I was dirty, sweaty, and felt gross, but when I picked up he just said "I'll be home in 20 minutes."

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This man left work early, drove home, came to the yard and picked me up, threw me over his shoulder and started walking. I was laughing the whole time but he was on a mission lol.

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He found this nice shady spot and we started doing our thing. There's something freeing about being naked on your own land and having sex. It's pretty amazing.

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We do our thing, and then we are just laying out under this tree and now he's sweating too which is... Well it's something that gets me going lol it's too hot to cuddle or anything but we just enjoy the sounds of nature around us before walking back towards the house and jumping in the pool.

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It wasn't a special event or anything crazy but it's fun nonetheless lol

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 25 days ago

Day Trip with My Son

Not too long ago, my son and I woke up and we didn't really have plans for the day so we decided to go for a drive. There was this nature site we wanted to hit about 2 hours away, so we decided why not go check it out we had the whole day.

We got in the car, we drove the two hours, spent a couple hours there, had fun and we were headed back. So we are just chatting, I'm in the passenger seat, and I see a sign for one of those roadside overlook areas where you can park and stretch your legs or whatever and I tell him to pull off and he asked why so I grabbed his crotch and I said "pull off" haha he promptly did.

Now here's the thing... We hopped into the back seat for some fun and I guess when I was in my 20s, car sex was just more fun? But now in my 40s it was just hot, sweaty, and awkward positioning lol. About 5 minutes in I asked if he was close and he was sweating bullets and he goes nuh-uh haha. So I paused, looked at him and basically said "to be continued at home?" Which he was fully on board for.

So we finished the last 45 minutes or so of our drive, got in the house and we were quite enthusiastic at this point from the sexual tension on the drive back lol and it was midday when we got home and we didn't leave bed until well after dark.

After all was said and done, I made us a late dinner, and he fell asleep across my chest on the couch, with me just scratching his head until I got too uncomfortable and we both went to bed. Fun day.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 30 days ago

He's Funny

This was a pretty funny story.

This was a few weeks ago, I was driving around all day checking on my businesses and meeting potential clients and at the end of the day I was exhausted.

So when I got home, you think my son, knowing this from my texts, might have done the nice thing and ran me a bath? Poured me some wine? Prepared a massage station for me?

Nope haha. I walk in and he is butt naked, swinging his penis left and right lol. He had this stupid grin on his face and he's just like "this is so much fun you have no idea"

I couldn't help but break out hysterically laughing lol. After I finally calm down, I walk up, give him a kiss and grab his cock, and I start walking him to the bedroom, where we promptly have sex.

Afterwards, I'm cleaning up myself as he finished in me, and as I'm wiping myself down, I look over and this fucker is rolling left and right just giggling at himself lol I punched him but did so as I laughed myself out of breath lol.

You wanna know what it's like having a son? There ya go lol.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 1 month ago

Getting Very Comfortable

The truth is when you get into incestuous relationships, over time it becomes less and less odd. So like 6 years in, it becomes basically just a normal relationship.

Like once we were at a Renaissance festival. We do the outfits and everything, we love doing that sort of thing lol. We were at one of the events and I just reached into his pants and started jerking him off.

There we were, out in the open, jerking him off. He was struggling to finish though. So I took him off to a somewhat secluded area and lifted my dress and bent over and we fucked. He finished in me and I stood up and pulled my dress down and I gave him a kiss and said "good boy" lol and then he called me a succubus lol but we went about the rest of the day with his cum dripping down my leg. Sorta fun lol

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 1 month ago

Escalating His Desires

This was a fun memory lol. One time he said he wanted to take me on the cheesiest date ever. I was intrigued, so I stayed fairly casual in a blue blouse, black pencil skirt and heels, not knowing what to anticipate.

So, he starts by taking me to the mall and I was really confused but we walk up to one of those photo booths where it takes those photo strips and we take a bunch of those. Then we leave. Thats all he wanted to do there lol so then we go ice skating, which is very cheesy, then to dinner, and then a movie after. A bad romantic movie at that which to him added to the cheesiness lol.

It was really a sweet and thoughtful date. So as we sit near the back of this empty movie theater, I just reach into his pants and start jerking him off lol. He asks what I am doing and I'm like "no cheesy date is complete without a handy" So I jerk him off for a while and he cums in my hand and I look at him, put it to my mouth and lick it all up lol. He said it was hot lol.

Then we go to leave, get to the car, and I tell him he has to take me to the beach for our cheesy date. So we drive like the 45 minutes to the beach, sitting in the car, I reach down again and this time laying across the front seat, I suck him off a little. All part of the cheesy date.

We head home after, and we stand at the front door, and I am playing along at this point. So I say "this is usually the awkward part of the cheesy date when you say you had a great time" and so he did and then I said "so you're coming inside right?" Playing along with the antics of it all and he nods.

....we went inside and I think the excitement of it all meant we fucked pretty hard lolol it was pretty wild actually. We end the night naked, satisfied, me enjoying a post-sex smoke as he suckled me. It was just a lot of fun haha.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 1 month ago

Stuck At Home

A few months ago, it was still winter where we are. And we get some serious winter weather where I am.

We got a bunch of snow storms back to back to back nothing big but each one added like 4-6 inches and it ultimately grew a lot. Then we got a blizzard.

We were fine, we didn't lose power thankfully but we really couldn't go out much. So, while I made soup, my son went out back and brought in some firewood and lit the fireplace. We settled in by the fire, with our soup, and watched some tv with a blanket over us.

After we finished dinner we actually worked out for a bit, with nothing to do. Then we went on our sauna. We sweated things out and then he picked me up, walked me outside and threw me in the snow lol. I called him an asshole as he laughed his ass off. I told him to grab me a towel, and I stood by the doorway until he got me one. Then, he hugged me to warm me up.

I proceeded to curse him out with every expletive I could lol. He picked me up again and I said "don't you fucking dare" which made him laugh but he carried me to the bedroom instead of throwing me back in the snow lol.

So we got naked as we always do when we are in bed, and he warmed me up a bit. But I felt his cock hardenas we cuddled. I gave him shit about it lol. Then he started lightly grinding against me and I said "fine just keep me warm"

He climbed on top of me and we started fucking and in the middle of it I called him an asshole and this piece of shit started blowing hot air on me as if warming me up. So I smacked him lol. Then he came.

I said "happy now, asshole?" Lol and he couldn't contain his chuckling as we laid in bed together until I warmed up.

Even with my discomfort it was kinda funny in hindsight

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 2 months ago

Trip to Italy

So, at this point my son and I had been together for some time. We like taking vacations but they're normally week-long and closer to home.

This time, we had gone a bit farther from home to Italy. We spent three weeks traveling throughout it and it was an amazing trip.

I always had romanticized Italy but I never felt it until I was there. And the PDA came out lol. From jerking him off while I smoked on the balcony to making him cum at dinner tables and kissing him everywhere we went, things were .... Electric.

At one point we were at this amazing hotel, overlooking the city, and we were out on the balcony just soaking it all in and I said "if you don't fuck me right now, it's a missed opportunity"

He wasted no time haha. He got behind me and we did it right there and then. We didn't manage much sleep on our trip between travels so we could see as much as possible, and having fun stories to reminisce over later haha.

At one point of our trip, we were on the coast, and I was wearing this white dress for him, and he just said "why do you have to be so beautiful?" And I thought that was super sweet so I kissed him and we enjoyed the view a little while longer, soaking as much up as we could into our memory. Then I said "come on. Let's get back to the hotel mama needs a fuckin" lol.

We barely made it back and we got inside the hotel and we fucked, And I got up and got dressed for dinner and he looked at me and I told him to come along we were gonna go get dinner and we did.

Basically the trip was intertwined with crazy fun sex and it was truly memorable.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 2 months ago

So, I been pretty clear so far with you all about my relationship with my son. We have been on and off for almost 6 years now. When we stop, it's usually to explore another relationship, something we think can be more stable.

The last time my son was in a relationship, it lasted maybe 6 months. He came home one day and he was sad, so I asked him what was wrong and he said they broke up. I started comforting him.

After some time just letting him talk through it, I did what any sane mother would do (sarcasm) and pulled out my tits for him to suckle. We just sat there for like an hour as I let him suckle as I pet his head.

After some time, I got up, took his hand and walked him to the bedroom. We had the first sex we had together in months. I rode him with fervor and we both ultimately finished, then lied down cuddling.

My son quickly got over his breakup haha.

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 2 months ago

It's easy to please a man when you know that half of the battle is just filling his belly lol. Earlier this evening my son comes home from seeing some friends and he walks in the house and he is like "What smells so good?"

I was in the kitchen still cooking and I had made something called french dip sandwiches. He loves them we have them fairly frequently.

He came up and hugged me from behind and thanked me up and down before we ever dug into it haha and then he started grinding against me and I lightly slapped him and jokingly called him a horndog and told him to simmer down haha.

Anyway, he sits down with a couple sandwiches and homemade fries and he goes to town. He was loving every minute of it lol then after dinner we sat on the couch and watched baseball and he just rubbed his belly, moaned a bunch and told me how amazing I was lol.

After a little time he got up and started kissing me and before you knew it we were naked sprawled out on the couch having sex.

Now, you can tell you have gotten comfortable with someone when you pause halfway through sex because something else, like your team hitting a home run. Then we got right back to it and we wound up cuddling naked on our big comfy couch. Even when I got chilly we just pulled a blanket over us and stayed like that till the game was over.

Now I am relaxing, and he is being nice and doing the rest of the dishes while I tell the tale of what my cooking can do to him lol

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u/No_Assistance8862 — 2 months ago