u/Numerous_Trainer3698

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38 [M4F] Poetry for the poisoned

A marriage poisoned, left you yearning
Has sent you here in hopes of earning
The partner you so desire
Who sits behind this poem cure
With witty charm and clever allure
To stoke your inner fire

A handsome dad, who’s hair still grows
And all his teeth (fuck the bar’s low)
Anticipates with bated breath
He’s had some luck a time or two
Perhaps his next partner could be you
Or is this post and OA death

This lyricist, this nerdy DILF
Seeks to find his counterpart MILF
To brighten each others’ moods
A great sense of humor, a sexy smile
A lust for life goes a country mile
But I’ll also just accept some nudes

Wait, don’t go! Don’t run away yet
The last line was just a vibe check
For a laugh or an eye roll
Let’s keep light, you’re free tonight
DM this poet if the vibe feels right
And we can see where this thing goes

SUMMARY:
Fun, hot, and tall dad, lots of hobbies, and time to give this

You:
Fun and hot mom, with time and effort to give this

*notabot

Edit: damn! 3 minutes up and a downvote 😂😂

Edit 2: fuck AI I don’t need that trash

Edit 3: doubt my skills? Send me a topic, I’ll rhyme it back and continue to rock it

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u/Numerous_Trainer3698 — 13 hours ago
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38 [M4F] Low expectations but lots of effort, but hoping for my 10

I’ve found that’s the best way to go about this. Having your expectations too high sets you up for compromising or disappointing.

I’m a a 38 year old, fit dad from the east coast. I hike, workout and play volleyball. I do my best to stay in shape, but boy do I love a cold beer.

I’m educated and work in the STEM field. I grew up blue collar and have busted by butt to get where I am.

I have some needy hobbies and we can get to those if we hit it off.

What you get from me: fun loving energy, a lust for life, someone to always brighten your day. Hopefully this will build organically into something awesome.

You: take care of yourself, body and mind. Have some hobbies. Be funny, be witty, be charming.
Be willing to put the time and effort into this and I’ll return it.

Hope to hear my 10 soon!

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u/Numerous_Trainer3698 — 4 days ago

38 [M4F] Good time dad with golden retriever energy

Far from new to this. I’ve been around long enough to know not to put too much hope into these, but I know effort goes a long way 😊. So let’s just shoot the stuff and see where things go. Short term, cool, long term, excellent. Que sera, sera

38 year old fit dad from EST. I workout 4 days a week when time allows and love being outside. Tall, dark hair, tattoos with a mustache. Hot, fit nerd vibes. (Don’t worry, I am a nerd too).

You: age and location don’t matter, I’ve made time differences work. Please take care of your mind and body as I take time to put into both.

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u/Numerous_Trainer3698 — 8 days ago