Lonely nerdy white man (32) in the USA looking for his happily ever after

This might be a long post, but if you read the entire thing, I know you'll care and you're genuinely interested.

To start, I'll say I have NO interest or desire in generic horny chat or being dominant/cocky towards an asian guy. So if you want ONLY horny chat, don't DM me. This is SERIOUS INQUIREY ONLY.

Next, I'll tell you about myself:

I'm a 32 years old white man and live on the East Coast of the USA (specifically the Carolinas) and have a more "average" bodytype. I'd say I most fit the dadbod description. I'm not fat, but im not fit nor skinny. I'm just a comfortable middle lol I am 5'10" tall, and, just to get it out of the way, I have a average, bordering on below-average dick. I've never had a complaint about it though lol I don't get into the "BWC" stuff that seems popular. You'll learn that, in fact, I'm far more into more niche things and reversed expectations. I'd be happy to meet an Asian guy who's smaller than me all around EXCEPT for his junk lol (but I dont mind either way)

Keep in mind, I am 100% a side-top, verging on asexual., but something about the idea of my partner gently nursing on me whil;e we cuddle, watch TV, or play games is extremely romantic and relaxing to me.

I am also a sweetheart, not a cocky, dom type. I love romance, I love being sappy and loveydovey just as much as being horny. Raceplay kinks CAN be fun, but I definitely like us to know eachother's limits. Besides mild raceplay I do have a good bit of other fantasies and kinks, and it is VERY important to me that we both can share at least some of those things.

Besides sexual stuff, I also love video games, cosplay, doodling, among some things. I AM autistic, so I have several "obsessions" haha, but you can ask me about those later, if you desire.

My ideal dream guy is, obviously, Asian, but also shorter than me. I love a small guy that I can hold and keep safe <3 I also need an Asian guy who is just as nerdy and silly as me.

I'm at the point in my life where I am tired of short term and ready to find someone who wants commitment and to settle down. If you aren't out and proud, then we shouldn't chat at all. I do not want someone that is scared of being open and public about his feelings. I'm also struggling financially and need a place to call my own, so lets get an apartment or house together so save on rent and bills because life is too expensive now. Lets live happily ever after.

Anyway, I do hope that this post is okay. I apologize if this goes against anything. I don't see anything coming out of it, but I figured I'd at least shoot my shot.

If I interest you at all, send me a chat telling me about yourself!

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u/Odd_Age_2374 — 18 hours ago
▲ 26 r/HyperHungBottoms+2 crossposts

[M4M][Top4HyperHungBottom] You're my twink boyfriend who grows a USELESS hyper cock!

Hey!

Picture this:

You’re my cute, short twink boyfriend, living with me in our cozy apartment. One day, you use my pc while im showering and discover my porn stash that I left opened, revealing my secret fantasy: I fantasize you growing a hyper-sized cock and balls—unlimited and showy—as nothing but a massive accessory to flaunt. You shower me with lovey-dovey blowjobs and rimjobs, reality gets warped for our sappy romance. We end up strolling publicly, your dom-bottom personality melting me like putty in your hands!

https://i.redd.it/y4arl1mcafah1.gif

I’m a nerdy gamer guy with a dadbod; you’re a shorter twink.

Growth ideas: pills, potions, an experimental machine, or an alien parasite boosting your junk.

Im also VERY eager for your ideas!!

Inspirational images

kinks: Heavy romance, lovey-dovey affection, Hyper cock growth (unlimited), Hung bottoms, short bottoms, dom bottoms, Cute/sexy underwear, impossibly stretchy undies (for hyper bulges!), reality warping, receiving blowjobs, receiving rimjobs, giving anal, giving cock-fucking receiving cock nursing, cock marriage, somnophilia, public

Limits: Crossdressing femboys, overly girly twinks, feminization, Scat, blood, gore, Being dominant, bottoming, being hyper, giving blowjobs, giving rimjobs, receiving anal, Under 18 characters

I only RP in 3rd person and prefer to start on Reddit to get a good vibe for eachother.

if you really read all of this and are interested, have "I want to grow a useless hyper cock for you" in your intro!

I cant wait to meet you babe!

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u/Odd_Age_2374 — 2 months ago
▲ 5 r/HyperRP+1 crossposts

(m4m) (SubTop4DomBottom) LF someone to play as Shadow and be my boyfriend who, proudly, grows a USELESS hyper cock and balls for display only!

Hey!

Picture this:

You’re my cute, short twink boyfriend, living with me in our cozy apartment. One day, you use my pc while im showering and discover my porn stash that I left opened, revealing my secret fantasy: I fantasize you growing a hyper-sized cock and balls—unlimited and showy—as nothing but a massive accessory to flaunt. You shower me with lovey-dovey blowjobs and rimjobs, reality gets warped for our sappy romance. We end up strolling publicly, your dom-bottom personality melting me like putty in your hands!

I’m a nerdy gamer guy with a dadbod; you’re a shorter twink.

Growth ideas: pills, potions, an experimental machine, or an alien parasite boosting your junk.

Im also VERY eager for your ideas!!

Inspirational images

kinks: Heavy romance, lovey-dovey affection, Hyper cock growth (unlimited), Hung bottoms, short bottoms, dom bottoms, Cute/sexy underwear, impossibly stretchy undies (for hyper bulges!), reality warping, receiving blowjobs, receiving rimjobs, giving anal, giving cock-fucking receiving cock nursing, cock marriage, somnophilia, public

Limits: Crossdressing femboys, overly girly twinks, feminization, Scat, blood, gore, Being dominant, bottoming, being hyper, giving blowjobs, giving rimjobs, receiving anal, Under 18 characters

I only RP in 3rd person and prefer to start on Reddit to get a good vibe for eachother.

if you really read all of this and are interested, have "I want to grow a useless hyper cock for you" in your intro!

I cant wait to meet you babe!

u/Odd_Age_2374 — 2 months ago
▲ 3 r/disposal_vore+1 crossposts

[mObserver4mPred] Emo twink discovers vore fetish, gets obsessed, does a ritual so he can eat people, devours the world in a week.

 I'm looking for a cute, loving emo boyfriend for a niche MASS VORE rp! I want to accidentally/unknowingly corrupt my black cat twink boyfriend into becoming OBSESSED with vore because he found my hidden vore folder left opened on my PC without me knowing. Somehow, some way, he finds a way to make himself able to do it (An occult ritual? Deal with a demon? Finds a genie lamp? Gets lucky and a world-eating alien symbiote lands on earth to use him as a host?) and gets addicted to it. It would progress over the course of a few days/weeks where his gluttony only grows, to the point he ends up clearing out entire cities as a light snack. Eventually, his hunger would become so insatiable that he'd just decide to swallow the entire fucking planet. Will you be my sweet, hungry boyfriend?

Likes: Twink preds, emo boys, short partners, smooth/shaved bodies, bottom preds, powerbottoms, dombottom x subtop, mass vore, vacuum/inhale vore, burping/farting, digestion, hypnotized prey, reality altering, apathetic prey, sweet/innocent/shy partners, blowjobs, anal sex, scat disposal (not required), bone disposal, buttcheek growth after digestion, male-only worlds, pre-established relationship,belly referred to as "graveyard", first-time vore, vore being impossible like IRL, pred able to walk no matter what, romance, kissing, slice-of-life, small pred/big prey, underwear bulges, croptops, jockstraps.

Limits/Dislikes: gore, watersports, unwilling prey, smug/bratty/cocky characters, crossdressing, long hair, feeding, playing dominant/cocky, small prey, fat/weight gain, huge thighs, immobility

If you read this far, know that im totally open to other preds besides an emo one! That was just a fun niche idea I had. I'd also love a kawaii-type twink, a gamer/nerdy guy, goth, or more 'preppy' type.

I will be playing as your taller, older nerdy boyfriend with a dadbod-gut, hairy, glasses, and handsome face and nice styled hair.

As for RP style, I prefer 3rd person perspective, and minimum 1-2 paragraphs per post. I only RP here on reddit chat.

If this interests you, please send me a chat with "twink pred" somewhere in it so I know you read this!

u/Odd_Age_2374 — 2 months ago
▲ 9 r/HyperRoleplay+2 crossposts

[M4M][Top4HyperHungBottom] You're my twink boyfriend who grows a USELESS hyper cock!

u/Odd_Age_2374 — 2 months ago