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So today is grocery day. Unfortunately, I dropped the ball and didn’t get enough supplementary snacks for my gf. So last night the cupboards were unusually bereft of snacks. We’d both had long days and neither one of us wanted to go to the shops after dinner.

Not the end of the world right? I figured that not having her usual assortment of treats for one night wouldn’t do too much damage to her growing waistline.

And then it happened. The ring doorbell went off. She’d ordered some dessert without saying anything:

Churros
Slice of chocolate cake
Slice of sticky date pudding
Gelato

As nice as it looked, I obviously “wasn’t hungry”, so she’d have to eat it all. She didn’t manage to finish all of it (a terrible shame I know), but did go back for seconds a couple of hours later.

We’ve been at this place for 18 months and the food options are incredible. Our old place had 2 options to choose from on Ubereats, and now we’ve got an almost endless selection. Might have something to do with the permanent dent left in the couch…

35M need someone to feed me feet while I milk it

Just wanted to share something I had fun with earlier this week.

My girlfriend wears white ankle socks to work every day. She’ll leave them around the living room when she takes her shoes off. If the mood strikes me, I’ll grab a pair and sniff one while I jerk off into the other.

If there’s a few pairs lying around I’ll usually go through and find the stinkiest ones to use. Well this week I got a real treat. As I was perusing my selection I came across a pair that looked, well… rank. The soles were VERY yellow and they absolutely stank, in a good way. They were also starting to feel a little stiff. I don’t know if her feet were just sweating buckets the day she wore them, or if she’d been wearing them for multiple days. Either way I had an amazing time enjoying them.