Farting mentions in public
The other day I [25M] was at a small obscure store waiting for fam to finish buying things, so I walked off by myself. I thought to myself "Man, it's hot out today, but nothing to do. I'd love to eat booty or smell girlfarts today."
Literally as soon as I finished that thought, I turned around and there's a tall gothic tattooed woman with a huge butt, who audibly says to the old lady she's with:
"We need to get outta here, cause I REALLY gotta fart."
Whenever something like this happens, I bite my tongue hard, but I'm left with massive adrenaline, thinking "Hey wait... I like farts 😳🥺"
This is not the only time I've heard farting casually mentioned or joked about in public by attractive women. A lot of the women who I used to work with joked and talked openly about farts all the time, but I never flirted with them because I was a teen and they were adults.
I don't want to be a creep though. I wouldn't respond something sexual to a fart joke, just something like "Aye ma, if you fart I'll take the blame for it 😎" and see where it goes. I would say that to an acquaitance not a stranger.