r/eproctophiles

My girlfriend says she wants to have a gassy weekend this weekend. She’s coming over Friday evening and staying until Sunday probably around noon. I’m hoping to have her gassy af on Saturday. I am a smell guy and her farts typically vary from scent less to slightly sulfuric/smelly.. nothing too heavy. My goal is to try to see what her bowel can do with the right combo of foods.

Menu so far:

I’m thinking of getting her Thai food or something with a lot of spices Friday night to lay the foundation. Maybe give her a fiber one bar or two

I have black beans with onions and garlic I’m planning on making for her to eat. Like 3/4 of the can in the morning Saturday and finish throughout the day.

Like 3 scrambled eggs

Later, make her a protein shake with like 10tsp insulin powder

A few hours later, some sugar free gummy bears with dried mangoes.

If anyone has any suggestions or thoughts on timing, I’d appreciate it!

I have had a fart fetish longer than I can remember. For most of my early years, I never planned to tell a soul. When I was 20, I started dating this girl long term and learned how much I love eating pussy. She was this 5’2 healthy thick Jewish girl with a huge ass. I’d bend her over the couch and eat her pussy from the back… you know where my nose would end up.

I remember taking deep whiffs as she moaned. And I was just in this state of awe just having my nose shoved up close to her cute little asshole. Later, I did admit my fetish and she used to rip ass in my face as well.

Through the years since, I’ve learned that I just generally love the smell of a cute girls ass in general. Absolutely love farts more than anything, but I do just enjoy spreading her ass, pressing my nose to her tight asshole and sniffing. Face sitting is great too, struggling to breathe and just breathing in straight ass. A fart is the cherry on top.

What about others in the community? Ik farts are kind of our focus, but what do you think of just shoving your face in ass and sniffing away?

Hey. So my girlfriend knows about my kink and wants to perform for me. Shes down to try fiber one bars, i just dont want her to be stuck on the toilet, i mean I would enjoy that as well but for her comfort we want to avoid that. Whats the safe starting point for these? I was thinking 3 in one sitting.

Sometimes I'll see posts from people lamenting having this fetish, or people wondering how to find someone with a similar disposition. Then, someone else will respond with more or less the right answer.

Just find a partner, and spend time with them. If you like it, and they like you, they might start to enjoy indulging you. Or maybe they just go through life flattered that their partner likes something about them that no one reasonably should. Or maybe they enjoy how they can be close with you in a unique and visceral way. You are just two people in a room.

I don't think I ever considered this growing up. Like, as a practical option. I'm pretty sure I just decided, I'll just never tell anyone I'm in a relationship with, or I'll be alone for the rest of my life (alone is okay too), but my brain is wired like this. Either from the first video, or maybe I was predisposed before I clicked on it.

It's really hard to see that it isn't a curse from the inside. It does have the hallmarks. A sexual fetish tied to a passive bodily process. It's clumsy; it can be tricky to coordinate. It just happens when it happens, though there are some pushable buttons... though results may vary. Still, if you have someone willing to try for you, cherish them. Lucky is a good feeling.

It's also something that kind of has nothing to do with who I am outwardly. There's just a thing that you can't help but enjoy, that no one knows about, that doesn't have anything to do with anything, but is.

I’m not familiar with enema bulbs, as I’ve always been a natural fart kinda guy, but I’ve heard if you eat foods to make smelly farts and use an enema bulb and hold it in, then the air and the smelly fart gas will mix, diluting it a bit, but making bigger, louder farts.

What is the process? Lube tip, insert and fill ass with air? How long can you hold the air in? Is this doable if i prefer clothed farts, just fill her ass with air and have her pull her pants back up?

How do pumped farts sound?

I really want to just give my mom's butt a big kiss while i rest near her butt (and maybe sniff her farts while I'm at it too)

I’m a pretty attractive guy and I love going on dates with girls who get so excited to meet a cute boy, only for me to rip ass right in the middle of the date.

I love how confused they get because they think it’s gross but can’t help but be turned on by how unashamed and confident I am.

It’s even better when we finally hook up because I’ll wait until they’re just about to cum and “accidentally” let one rip.

Little do they know I’m conditioning them to cum from the stench.

I love watching how confused they get because they love the feeling of being stretched out and they can’t help but cum even though they’re grossed out that I farted.

I even got one girl who was super against it to totally submit to me. It got to the point where I would sit on her face and hold a vibrator to her pussy and turn it on everytime I ripped ass right in her nose.

Eventually she got so addicted to it, it was the only way she could cum. She still hits me up begging for it and I love knowing her sexuality is completely ruined.

All girls cum harder when they finally accept their place as nothing but a little fart sniffer, some just need to be trained but once they cum for the first time under a big, hairy stinky ass they realize nothing else is ever gonna get them off anymore.

The one girl I trained, everytime she was acting up I’d shove her face in my ass and rip one and she’d immediately get wet and start behaving herself because she realized her true place was to be the perfect little submissive fart slave for daddy.

Good girls know the secret to cumming extra hard, I just show them how.

Any girl to talk?