u/Optimal_Condition377

Did you click on this because you thought I was going to admit to being crazy? Lol
I don’t think I’m that crazy. I was just thinking about this crazy story. I met a guy on here once and we were talking for like a month. He lived close and kept wanting to meet up with me. I explained to him that I’m looking to really know someone before I actually just meet up with someone, especially bc I’m looking for a long term thing.

Anyways things were getting spicy one night. Something very similar that had happened before. (I unfortunately have an excellent memory….) and he makes a comment about how this is so exciting this is happening like it’s the first time.
Anyways in the middle of the conversation he sends “ send me more pics of the cute clothes!” …. And then deleted the mistake message sent to me.
I called him out and said ouch and then he ghosted me.

Anyways I’m curious about others’ crazy stories on here. Like the time a guy was sending me “d!ck pics” that weren’t his… was he even a guy? Idk.

And if you really feel like you need to message me after you rest this post…. Please send your asl and height, and be in my time zone. You could also just look at the last post application I made and apply.

Lurker wanted. 
I’m opening boyfriend applications up after a decent hiatus. I have had one OA and I’m looking for someone that wants to be mine. Not someone that has several girls on your message good morning list, but I want to be THE girl. 
I’m looking for the guy that hasn’t been doing this for years or isn’t a serial cheater but is looking to add someone to your life, not just trade a few hot pics. 
Restrictions do apply.
I’m looking for someone that’s ideally in my time zone or one closer. I’m attracted to attractive ambitious men. 34-46 years old. I’m not interested in anyone under 5’10 due to me being taller than 5’10. 
While abs are nice, I’m looking for someone that exercises regularly. Any variety of body type that actually does that is cool. I’m not really interested in someone that’s “on a weight loss journey.” Idk why Brad, I want someone that is already confident (not full of themselves tho.) 
If you’re still with me and don’t think I’m a crazed selfish girlie, please apply. Especially if you've never sent a message before, I don’t bite hard. 
I’m not a bot and I don’t have any of those “links.” 

So here’s the application: 
-Age/ location: 
-Height/fitness level:  
-Kids?: 
-Favorite movie: 
-Why is it your favorite movie: 
-How do you take your coffee: 
-Why are you sending me this message: 
-tell me something spicy. 

I look forward to hearing from you.