Location: England - A sauna, outside of London
When: January 2026
I'm late 30s, skinny, 5' 10", 63kgs/139lbs, average cut cock. I'm not peacocking a ripped physique.
I'm 100% top for anal sex, but happy with all side play.
A lad in his 30s, but looked younger arrived in the sauna - he was like fucking He-Man!
Towering over 6' - pecs that needed their own postcode and perfectly curved bubble butt cheeks that could crack walnuts. An 8-pack easily, he didn't need to flex - he was fully ripped. And his cock - well that reached halfway down his very hefty thigh... uncut and already glistening with a little precum, I assume in anticipation of what activities his visit might have waiting.
He was the kind of specimen that you don't see anywhere very often. Even on far away shores. I've only been a regular sauna user since 2022, but can genuinely say in spite of some of the very handsome guys I've seen in such establishments this past few years - this guy was special. I get the look is 'niche' - but I'm sure most guys wouldn't turn him down.
He was handsome AF and waaaay out of my league. Way out. And then some. The following account is first of all genuine (I really need to put it down on record, just for my own enjoyment!) - and it isn't lost on me that I'm a very average Joe. I'm not down on myself... I'm the definition of average - a solid 6/10.
This particular sauna is not my favourite on the basis the average age of guys attending is always 60+, many being 70+. I'll sometimes go if time is short and I'm feeling hopeful that someone cute will miraculously appear (very rare - I usually end up in a cabin, alone, wanking to the porn).
So in walks the guy, we look at each other fleetingly and I carry on walking around, but can't stop thinking about him, kind of crushed as there's no chance, right? What I do know is that we are both the youngest guys in attendance by far, but I had no idea what his type was.
15 mins later I walk into a darker area to find this guy watching an older couple play. He was stood there, a little awkward, slow wanking his beautiful, thick cock (fully nude as it was naked day). This sight alone was worth 3 times the entrance fee - I'd got my moneys worth.
I did the customary thing and watched from afar for a moment, before slowly making my way closer. I eventually stood next to him and slowly manouvered my hand to his cock (totally outrageous and high risk on my part haha) - he didn't mind and let me stroke it slowly. Three hands wouldn't have been enough, he was hung and girthy. I kept sliding a finger under his foreskin and using his precum to lube my finger and tease the glans of his cock... he really liked that, letting out quiet, breathy sounds of pleasure.
After a short while I got on my knees and sucked him as deep as I could manage (it was like a can of Coke girthy) as the other guys were fucking next to us. After a few minutes I stood up and the older guys asked if either of us wanted to fuck them (well, the guy who was bottom). I wasn't really up for it, but they'd let us watch and I kinda felt obligated. I asked fit guy if he wanted to and this was the first time he floored me:
"Can I watch a minute, I've never been with a guy before and I'm pretty nervous and a little freaked out - in a good way".
This blew my mind! I immediately asked if he'd been sucked by a guy and he said no, seriously, never. So I fucked the older guy for a few minutes consumed by the excitement that I'd been the first guy to ever taste that huge cock! As I fucked the older guy, his bf knelt behind me and licked my cock as it slid in and out of his bfs ass. I then pulled out and asked fit guy if he wanted to try but he said he was happy watching for now.
I made my excuses and left the area, I wasn't going to harrass him or be clingy - only for him to follow me and ask if I wanted to chat/play somewhere more discreet. Oh. My. Days. It was so horny. So we wondered upstairs via the showers to freshen up, and grabbed a private room. All I kept thinking was if only my mates could see me now, in a sauna, locked in a room with this crazy, very handsome chiselled guy who was essentially straight.
He was very chatty... that kind of 'I need to release some pressure by talking randomly at tangents and quickly chatty'. We were both bollock naked which sounds crazy on reflection, but we only had the small hand flannels they give you on naked day. So I sat there, staring at his muscular, lean physique.
Short story - he was only a fucking Gladiator! Like off the TV. I don't watch it so didn't and wouldn't have recognised him - and I have no idea why he told me. But he really was a Gladiator, I checked out the current cast as soon as I got home (obviously!). I mean, on reflection it was hardly surprising - he looked like the human equivalent of Hercules. And I've never had a thing for Spandex... but maybe I do now :)
He was very nervous (hence the oversharing) and said it really was his first time ever experimenting with men... he'd never touched a cock - but had wanked communally with mates on occasion at uni, frat like experiences.
He was very chatty at first and I assumed that was as far as it was going to go. I made an awkward self-derogatory comment comparing our bodies (as I assumed he was really here to talk), and he told me to shut up - I was cute and he liked me.
We were in the room an hour chatting and then the talk got quite flirty and NSFW and I just outrightasked him if he was up for play. His cock had been flaccid as we chatted but had started to get some blood in it and it was slowly stretching out down his thigh.
He said he definitely was but to go slow and lower my expectations, which I thought was cute. Me - lower my expectations? Jeez - I thought I'm probably as virile as a limp lettuce in comparison to all the testosterone he was emitting!
We kissed (a lot, nice and deep) - and he was a good kisser. I asked if I could look at his ass and he obligated by kneeling away from me and I rimmed him (his ass and smooth pink hole were perfect, he kept twitching, moaning and half laughing). I did tell him I wouldn't go deeper than my tongue, which I didn't.
I then sucked his thick cock for about 20 minutes and I thought he might cum, as he'd shuddered a couple of times and I felt little expulsions of precum fill my mouth. I did tease his perineum and balls with some pressure and even teased his hole which kept twitching, but he didn't take or encourage that any further and I didn't really know what he was comfortable with. l wanted him to enjoy himself.
I wanked him, gave him a back massage and we kissed some more. He didn't suck me but wasn't shy with his hands, holding my cock and groping my ass any time he could.
He was so huge. Not just his cock - all of him. He was like a machine.
And then something insane happened. I asked him if he wanted to slip his cock in me - or to try at least. His eyes lit up with curiousity - "are you sure?", he said. This was monumental as I'm 100% top and only been fucked by 3 lads in about 15 years. I was fairly confident my ass was clean but hadn't douched - thankfully we were okay.
The cabin was essentially a large raised, oversized mattress so I knelt down, away from him, my ass facing him... literally petrified - WTF am I doing? Thankfully there were lube sachets to hand. But he surprised me first by licking my ass. I instinctively pushed my ass further out and held my cheeks open for him. I was looking back underneath myself, between my legs and I could see his cock was heavy and solid - with a low hanging, meaty pair of balls. I braced myself.
He was so gentle. Very tactile and verbal - continually checking I was okay. After the third time he asked I told him to just enjoy it and he said he was crazy turned on and hyped - but having not fucked a guy was scared of making me bleed. It was a very tight fit and it hurt so bad as he slowly slid in and I wanted to stop him, but I kept thinking 'fuck, a Gladiator is gonna fuck me - be brave!'.
Anyhow it got slightly more comfortable. It didn't take him long (under 2 mins thankfully) - he asked where I wanted him to cum and I let him creampie me. There was a real physical force to his unloading, I could feel the cavity of my ass filling. It sounds cliche, but it was a huge load befitting of a huge man. We were both covered in sweat (mine a mixture of total shock and relief the deed was over!).
He was careful removing his cock (thankfully) and as he did so a puddle of spunk leaked out my hole, down my leg and settled onto the rubberised mattress. Still perfectly white, thank goodness. And yes, I did. Like any good slutty gay man I cleaned it up and ate his load that was in my guts just seconds earlier. He looked at me in either amazement, bewilderment or possibly disbelief, I couldn't tell... but I felt both cheap and invincible at the same time!
I assumed he would instantly want to go (which would be fair enough after cumming) but unexpectedly rather than making a sharp exit he asked if he could hold me as I wanked off. I sat back to him, between his legs, I could feel his still swollen wet cock resting against my ass cheeks and he played with my nipples until I shot my load. We even had an afterglow kiss, before heading to the showers.
He thanked me for making his experience special (a polite thanks, not deep and meaningful - this isn't Wuthering Heights), which I think was crazy cute. He then disappeared to the changing rooms and the next time I saw him was on TV.
He was such a nice guy and it was an amazing experience, I thought I'd share.