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A few times a week, if I’m lucky, I’ll have the chance to pee all over the laundry pile or blanket I’m about to start. And often, I’ll misjudge how much I have to pee and the size of the pile and it will flood onto the floor and I’ll have to get out the cleaners. So the cleanest floor in my house, which no one would guess, is the floor in kitchen right in front of my washing machine.

Today I made the pile too tall and not wide enough and it ran straight down before it could absorb. And so much came out that I had to pause to catch it before it got to the clean clothes I had piled a bit away. It took way longer to clean than normal, and a bigger area, but it was worth it to see the puddles.