u/Oxy-to-sin

But not just any man. I need one that’s going to match my spontaneity whilst knowing when to ground me.
Who knows when to be sweet and when to be strong; when to push back and when to back down. Who knows I’m always right and never to question anything I say or do.

Now, as this man clearly doesn’t exist, I’m happy to take the next best option. Please inquire within.

Oh, to keep the mods happy, I am indeed married and not looking to tear any of you away from your wives, not permanently anyway.