u/Poopquiz36

I’m sitting downstairs rolling a blunt while my girlfriend of 4 years relaxes in the bath. As I’m emptying the wrap, I hear the bath water slosh quickly followed by this booming, wet, and long gargle. It wasn’t until I heard her exhale that I realized it was a fart! This fart sounded like she unloaded the entire contents of a colonoscopy prep into her bath! I’m not even kidding, it was 35-40 seconds long. I had to rub one out before she got out otherwise I would have been feral.