u/ProfessionalBee6188

(24M, in CA) Everyday I eat a bowl of broccoli cheddar soup for dinner to be gassy the next morning. I do this to make a statement that the purpose of my body is to produce male gas to feed women. Every morning, as the broccoli cheddar marinates my insides, I go to either my yoga class or spinning class with a tank top and short gym shorts that show my quads. I make sure to show off my glutes to the ladies in the class to catch their attention. Hopefully one day a lady will come up to me and I’ll condition them to eat my broccoli cheddar farts from my toned ass. I exercise, stretch, and eat to feed women my manly ass. 🥦🧀🍑💨👩

I hate how men’s farts just go to waste. What if whenever men have to fart, they do it a female-dominated building where the air conditioning is made of men’s farts. In the winter time, the women would turn up the thermostat and the men would release their warm farts as it ventilates each room for the women to feel warm