Client wanted me to “gift” him 💀
I genuinely need other escorts’ opinions because this might be one of the most ridiculous conversations I’ve ever had with a client.
About a month ago, a guy contacted me with a VERY long and detailed inquiry. He wanted to book me for 6 hours and suggested going to an amusement park in my city. He paid deposit, we exchanged messages, stayed in regular contact for the entire month, and everything seemed completely normal.
Then, exactly ONE WEEK before our date, he sends me:
“I would prefer if the cost of the ride tickets could be included in the overall six-hour fee so I don’t have to worry about paying for tickets there. Is it possible for you to handle the ticket out of the total rate?”
I genuinely had to ask what he meant because surely this man wasn’t asking ME to pay for our tickets out of my rate?
I told him if he simply didn’t want to deal with buying them, no problem. Give me an extra €100 with the remaining balance and I’ll happily organize everything.
Nope.
He clarified that he wanted me to pay for BOTH of our tickets out of my six-hour rate.
I explained that in all my time doing this, I have never had a client expect me to financially contribute to his date. Dinner, drinks, spa, activities, whatever. Those expenses are separate from my rate.
Then things somehow got even weirder.
Suddenly he suggested changing our 6-hour booking to ONE HOUR. He had already paid a deposit, so it honestly felt like he was trying to find a way to still “use” it rather than lose it.
I AGAIN offered to handle the tickets if he simply gave me the extra €100. I even explained that I speak the local language, so if buying them was somehow stressful for him, I genuinely didn’t mind organizing everything.
And then came my personal highlight:
“It would be really nice, super cool if you would want to give it to me as a gift.”
I literally asked:
“What gift?”
I was so confused I sent him my wishlist and told him he could buy me a gift if he wanted. 😂
He clarified that no, he wanted ME to gift HIM the rides:
“You can give me a gift this time. I like gifts too.”
EXCUSE ME??? 😭
I told him:
“I’m not your girlfriend. What are you talking about?”
His response was basically that he isn’t my boyfriend either, so why should he be the one giving gifts.
SIR.
YOU BOOKED AN ESCORT. 💀
I told him one last time: pay the agreed remaining balance, add €100 if you want me to handle the tickets, and I’ll organize everything. Simple.
Instead, the discussion continued until I finally told him I was genuinely uncomfortable because I had never in my life had a client ask me to pay for him, let alone call it a “gift.”
He finished with:
“Well, at least you earned the deposit.”
And honestly, the deposit isn’t even what annoys me.
This man contacted me A MONTH AGO, wrote essays about wanting to meet me and planning a 6-hour date, only to destroy the entire booking one week beforehand because he wanted his ESCORT to treat him to amusement park rides as a gift. 😭
“I like gifts too” is going to live rent-free in my head.
Has anyone else ever had a client expect you to pay for him during his own booking, or have I officially seen it all?