u/QuesoNot-so-Fundido

▲ 134 r/Sniffies

Quickest, easiest hookup ever

I have a short but great SUCKsess story to share. So I've been using the various apps and I honestly find sniffies the best in a lot of ways. They had a deal last week and I ended up signing up for premium and I will say it works way better than competitive options and their premium options. Anyway, I got home Sunday night and logged in just to browse for entertainment and saw a profile 800 ft away. Younger guy, had a great picture of his tool. I'm 41 and a little on the chonky side but I figured I'd shoot my shot. So I send him a message saying "nice dick neighbor" expecting nothing in return. He responded almost immediately, asking if I was in the same complex, which I am. Turns out he was in the building next to mine. I invited him over and met him in the parking lot. He came over to my place and had some fun. Super chill, I told him if he sees me online he's welcome to come over again. It was the fastest I'd ever had any successful meetup, under 5 minutes from turning the app on to him being in my place. Sometimes the stars align and something great like that works out.

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u/QuesoNot-so-Fundido — 3 days ago