u/RST_Video13

So a few months ago me and my wife were at a bar, sort of drunk and playfully (so I thought) ribbing each other a little, which we do often. I then made a joke that I didn’t realize or expect her to be sensitive about at all (nothing remotely near the level of a dick size comment). Then, with a little venom, she said, “yeah well your dick isn’t as big as you think it is.” For the record, I’m still pretty insecure about my size for whatever reason, and I never talk about my size or attempt to brag (even during sex) because to me I still don’t think it’s actually big, my mind won’t let me believe it. If anything I’ll occasionally make self deprecating jokes about it being small. Just trying to make the point that, in no universe am I walking around constantly telling my wife how big I think my dick is.

Anyway, she could see pretty immediately that I was shocked she said that, and she tried to apologize, but I was like, well you can’t really un-say that can you? Later on she tried to convince me she was 100% kidding and she didn’t think I could be sensitive about that. But I mean, what woman in her 30s doesn’t know that men are SLIGHTLY (lol) sensitive about the size of their dick. And there was definitely some mild anger in her face when she said it because of my previous comment, so I don’t necessarily buy it was a total joke.

So I guess I’m just unsure of what she actually thinks, and it sucks to wonder that. Her intentions may have actually been innocent and it was just a joke, or maybe she saw it as I had it coming, and a little truth slipped out from the alcohol, oops. The problem is I truly don’t know which it is, and I obviously can’t trust her to tell me the truth now that she’s clearly trying to placate me. Either way it’s done my head in pretty good I hate to admit.

Maybe I’m just being overly sensitive and ridiculous, and I’m kind of ready to get those responses because I know that could be it. I also just wish I didn’t care or didn’t know and could live blissfully unaware of how big or not big my dick is. I’m annoyed at how much I’m letting it affect me.

Would appreciate any advice or insight from those wiser than me.