u/Reasonable-Badger808

I’m looking for a safe place to go get a happy ending massage with prostate stimulation. I’d like to get massaged and then a prostate massage / hand job maybe blowjob.
I don’t want to get busted for busting.

I do t care what gender is helping me out… man, woman, lady boy…
I just want someone who knows how and appreciates a large tip 💵

I have DJ a few weddings and my confession is that I try to flirt with the Bride hoping that the Groom gets drunk or pisses her off and she turns to me for wedding night sex.

What do you think of this?
The standard prohibition that people will use is “man shall not lie with man… “However, I had read somewhere that it was a translation error and the actual verse was anti-pedophilia with the quote being “man shall not lie with boy“

Which we would all agree with. I’m pro love but anti-pedophilia.
Any people smarter than me or longer than the community than me they have any input?

I ordered DoorDash and then plan to shower after the gym. I pick up my phone and lose track of time.
I know the driver is almost here with my lunch so I try to grab a quick shower.
Kinda horny from the workout, so I start stroking just a little bit.
And then I hear a knock on the door

“Hello. Door dash.. I got your food dude”

“Oh uhh I’ll be right out. I was in the shower. “ grabs boxers. Opens door.

“There was problem. They don’t have the tea you wanted so you got a different kind. Also, I think they messed up your order. I tried to tell them on my end it said a sausage pizza with mushrooms. They swore it was pepperoni with mushrooms… uh sorry dude if they messed it up. It wasn’t me .. can you still give me 5 stars?”

“Hey it’s all good. I believe you. They always mess up it there. Really it’s ok.
It does look like they gave me a large instead of the small. Bastards I’m trying to lose weight. Haha“

“I’m glad you’re cool. The last delivery yelled at me for pickles on the burger. Like, bitch I didn’t make the damn thing. And dude you don’t need to lose weight.
You look good… I mean in a goodway”.

Realizing I’m in my boxers with a towel over my shoulder still… “thanks. Sorry let me get some pants on and pay you … hey I bet you are hungry. Do you want some pizza. I got too much. You can come in and chill for a minute while I look for my wallet. “

“Thanks. You’re pretty cool. Kinda hot too. “

“Uhh thanks. I started working out about 6 months ago after a breakup. Good girl. Good sex. We just weren’t good together. So I’ve been working on me… I do miss the sex though haha “

“You’re so coool, how about a blow job? “

“ what’s that???”

“I’ll help you out. I still sorry about the food mixup and goddamn you are my type”.

“Uh, I’m straight”

Moves towards me standing by the counter. “Dude, labels don’ matter. Do me a favor and let me suck your cock. I mean the walls are thin and I heard you in the shower starting to stroke. I heard you ask Siri for POV shower BJ porn… I’m right here”. Pulls down-on boxers.
Cock pops out. “I’m
Gonna earn 5 stars today “

“Ok (moan) “

Gwak Gwak Gwak.

I’d love to get into an Uber and the driver says something like “hey, want a blowjob? “

“What’s that??!”

“Yeah, dude relax. It doesn’t mean anything. I just like sucking dick and it’s almost time for me to take a break. “

“Uhh… like I’m not …”

“Haha I’m not gay either. Like I said, I just like dick. I was hoping you were my passenger when saw you cause I saw your bulge in the sweat pants.
C’mon man. It will be fun I promise. “

“So you’re gonna just suck me
Off and I don’t have to return it??
Can I still get my ride home though?

“Haha of course. I’ll get you home safe. And get you off. You sit back and relax. I suck and swallow. Really where else you gonna get that deal?”

“Good point. I was planning to go home and jerk off after the gym anyway.”

“Awesome, let me park over there. Push the seat up and I’ll get to work”

“Ok…
I can’t believe I’m doing this “

Gwak gwak gwak

Im looking for a woman that pegs the curious guys. There was one on Grindr a bit

I’m traveling for work and will be in the area for a week. I’m
Hoping to get my dick wet with a local.

My fiancé wants to save pegging and anal sex for marriage. We feel that since we already sacrificed standard virginity to others previously that this is something that we can share with each other and no one else.

Is there a Christian view of pegging or anal sex?

After my divorce, I miss going down on pussy more than I miss the wife. I’m looking for a woman who wants a non-committal pussy eating on a regular basis.
Like a weekly or monthly mental health appointment for both of us. You get ate. I get to feel like a man giving pleasure. You sleep and I’ll leave.

We will meet at my office 120 and Blondo weekly.

I just want to find a straight-ish guy who likes to worship dick but is not attracted to men.
I want to have a regular hookup to keep it safe.
Does this unicorn exist?