u/Reasonable-Leg-1678

I consider myself each of those and am seeking the same. Age isn’t so important, but we’ll probably have more in common if you’re 25+. Maybe you’re not looking for conversation, and that’s okay, too. I’ll keep the details vague for now:

If you like the idea of a short king with a long sword who is geeky, laid back, 420 friendly, and believes that if you can make a gal laugh, you can make her do anything… we might be a match.

I consider myself each of those and am seeking the same. Age isn’t so important, but we’ll probably have more in common if you’re 25+. Maybe you’re not looking for conversation, and that’s okay, too. I’ll keep the details vague for now:

If you like the idea of a short king with a long sword who is geeky, laid back, 420 friendly, and believes that if you can make a gal laugh, you can make her do anything… we might be a match.

Daddy vibes with a BWC. Keep me company at work today!

Or Reddit DM if you prefer.

new week, new post seems fair? I realized I wasn’t really happy with the last one so I tried again. what a metaphor.

I like to write but I hate to talk about myself so apologies if this becomes a rambling mess.

“What’s your vibe?” somebody asked recently, and I started thinking that’s a fair question. Slightly nerdy or maybe neurotic, but laid-back, tattooed, stoner type. I tend to live by the mantra, “if you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.” Use that information how you will.

I’m definitely an “indoor kid.” I realize that “I like hiking” is a dog whistle to say you’re not a total lump but there’s gotta be some attractive, in-shape people out there who spend their time making art, reading, watching horror, true crime, comedy, and gaming. I do get some sunlight being on the water and taking the dogs out in the summer! I just don’t like being outdoors during the months when the air hurts my face.

Physically: Blonde hair/blue eyes, but I shave my head and keep a mustache or short beard to make it fair. I need new glasses, maybe you can help me pick some out. Runner’s body with a little bit of dough… I used to be 300+ pounds so a little of that’s never going away. I’m not shy to trade photos if you’re so inclined. What am I supposed to say if I’m 5’9”? That I’m 5’11”? Just do the math to get back to 5’9”. I don’t care if you call me a short king.

As far as what I’m looking for? Confidence, curiosity, emotional intelligence, and sense of humor. Around my age, or younger? Probably for the best if you’re 420 friendly. I don’t drink, but don’t mind if you do. I don’t have kids. I don’t think I am going to want kids. But I love my pets!

Tell me something that surprises people about you if you read this much.

I don’t even know what “chatting” looks like here. Is everyone just horny? No judgment if you are, we all have needs. Happy to talk kinks if that’s where the mind goes, but hopefully there’s more of a connection.

When I say I’m an “indoor kid,” I mean people whose hobbies mostly involve the indoors. I love to get outside with the dogs but camping, hiking, fishing aren’t for me. If you’ve got a great book, movie, tv show, or game, I’m more interested. Humor and horror go a long way.

I do like sports - baseball especially - as well as college football and hockey, and wrestling.

Former fat guy now skinny guy. White, and not especially tan. A short king at 5’9” but make up for it in other ways (like being especially handsome). I keep a mustache/five o’clock shadow and shave my head to make it fair for everyone else.

I am terrible at writing about myself so I’m sure I left out some important details but if you think you can keep up in the conversation department, then say hello!

Preference is someone around my age or younger, but I am open-minded.