u/RedJellyfishDesigner

A spectacular movie!!!

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Hey there!

So, I'm looking to RP.

I figured this could inspire you.

Please no one-liners.

Please address the points in the title.

My top 3 kinks are: giving head, one sided and musk - so that you know.

Hi I'm Claire 27 and I'm fascinated by guys pissing and by male butts. Probably the two things I'll never stop watching pics or material about, for some reason. Kinks are weird sometimes. I'd love to chat about it. Cheers.

Hey there,

I'm Claire, 26F, and I'm fully aware I'm not the woman you fantasize about. I'm 5'4 with an average body, nothing sculpted, nothing Instagram-worthy. Mousy blonde hair I never style, glasses I hide behind, the kind of face that blends into crowds. You wouldn't look twice if you passed me on the street, honestly...

We've worked in the same office for eight months, though you probably don't know my name. I'm the one who refills the printer paper and brings you coffee when your assistant is out. You nod at me in the hallway sometimes, a vague gesture of acknowledgment that makes my chest tight for hours afterward.

It starts with a text I shouldn't have sent. Friday night, 11:47 PM. You'd posted a story at the bar with your friends, some dark room with neon lights, and I stared at it for twenty minutes before my thumbs moved: "You look like you're having fun tonight." I almost threw my phone across the room. But then three dots appeared. "Who is this?"

My heart hammered as I typed. "Claire. From accounting. Sorry, I shouldn't have"

"Wait. The quiet one with the glasses?"

"Yes."

Another pause. Then what?

I stared at the screen until my eyes burned. My apartment felt too small, too hot.

Hey there,

I'm Claire, 26F, and I'm fully aware I'm not the woman you fantasize about. I'm 5'4 with an average body, nothing sculpted, nothing Instagram-worthy. Mousy blonde hair I never style, glasses I hide behind, the kind of face that blends into crowds. You wouldn't look twice if you passed me on the street, honestly...

We've worked in the same office for eight months, though you probably don't know my name. I'm the one who refills the printer paper and brings you coffee when your assistant is out. You nod at me in the hallway sometimes, a vague gesture of acknowledgment that makes my chest tight for hours afterward.

It starts with a text I shouldn't have sent. Friday night, 11:47 PM. You'd posted a story at the bar with your friends, some dark room with neon lights, and I stared at it for twenty minutes before my thumbs moved: "You look like you're having fun tonight." I almost threw my phone across the room. But then three dots appeared. "Who is this?"

My heart hammered as I typed. "Claire. From accounting. Sorry, I shouldn't have"

"Wait. The quiet one with the glasses?"

"Yes."

Another pause. Then what?

Hey there,

Looking to RP!

Me - 27F eager to nuzzle against a manly crotch but actually on the quiet side and a bit self-conscious.

You - basically on your own tonight, maybe you were gonna watch a game or play on your console, but first you check out the subreddit "random act of blow job".

I like 'nice asshole' types: a bit selfish without being mean, a bit dominant - not leaving me many options without being bossy or into bondage. My kinks also include musk/sweat and underwear.

My RAOBJ post says something like "27F, complicated life, need to focus, looking for a hookup for head if we click, potentially regular" and happens to match your location.

You hit me up with a similar message, but something in your message hooks me, something that's different from all the other messages I receive. Hence you're the one I choose to reply to.

What message did you send?

18+ only / Reddit chat only / Bj only (RJ ok, no reciprocation)

Edit: closed - thank you

Hey there,

I'm Claire, 26F, and I'm fully aware I'm not the woman you fantasize about. I'm 5'4 with an average body, nothing sculpted, nothing Instagram-worthy. Mousy blonde hair I never style, glasses I hide behind, the kind of face that blends into crowds. You wouldn't look twice if you passed me on the street, honestly...

We've worked in the same office for eight months, though you probably don't know my name. I'm the one who refills the printer paper and brings you coffee when your assistant is out. You nod at me in the hallway sometimes, a vague gesture of acknowledgment that makes my chest tight for hours afterward.

It starts with a text I shouldn't have sent. Friday night, 11:47 PM. You'd posted a story at the bar with your friends, some dark room with neon lights, and I stared at it for twenty minutes before my thumbs moved: "You look like you're having fun tonight." I almost threw my phone across the room. But then three dots appeared. "Who is this?"

My heart hammered as I typed. "Claire. From accounting. Sorry, I shouldn't have"

"Wait. The quiet one with the glasses?"

"Yes."

Another pause. Then what?

I stared at the screen until my eyes burned. My apartment felt too small, too hot.

From here, I want to explore what comes after. How I become, with no expectations, no drama, no demands for cuddling, just a warm, wet throat that moans when you call it a good girl, that thanks you for using it, that swallows every drop like it's earned a privilege.

Reddit chat only, words and the fiction we build between them. No reciprocation, oral only.

Other kinks (optional): rimjobs, musk, male underwear.

Hey there,

I'm Claire, 26F, and I'm fully aware I'm not the woman you fantasize about. I'm 5'4 with an average body, nothing sculpted, nothing Instagram-worthy. Mousy blonde hair I never style, glasses I hide behind, the kind of face that blends into crowds. You wouldn't look twice if you passed me on the street, honestly...

But here's the thing about girls like me, we get desperate. We get hungry. We learn to be useful in the only ways you'll tolerate. I want to be your emergency contact. The mouth you use at 2 AM when you're drunk and don't want to work for it. No expectations, no drama, no demands for cuddling after. Just a warm, wet throat that moans when you call it a good girl, that thanks you for using it, that swallows every drop like it's earned a privilege.

I don't need romance, I need to be needed, even if it's just for fifteen minutes of your time. Please just... make me kiss your musky balls before leaving... I crave giving this after care affection...

Reddit chat only, words and the fiction we build between them.

Hey there,

I'm Claire, 26F, and I'm fully aware I'm not the woman you fantasize about. I'm 5'4 with an average body, nothing sculpted, nothing Instagram-worthy. Mousy blonde hair I never style, glasses I hide behind, the kind of face that blends into crowds. You wouldn't look twice if you passed me on the street, honestly...

But here's the thing about girls like me, we get desperate. We get hungry. We learn to be useful in the only ways you'll tolerate.

I want to be your emergency contact. The mouth you use at 2 AM when you're drunk and horny and don't want to work for it. No expectations, no drama, no demands for cuddling after. Just a warm, wet throat that moans when you call it a good girl, that thanks you for using it, that swallows every drop like it's earned a privilege.

I don't need romance, I need to be needed, even if it's just for fifteen minutes of your time. Please just... make me kiss your musky balls before leaving... I crave giving this after care affection...

Reddit chat only, words and the fiction we build between them.

Hey there,

Looking to RP!

Me - 27F eager to nuzzle against a manly crotch but actually on the quiet side and a bit self-conscious.

You - basically on your own tonight, maybe you were gonna watch a game or play on your console, but first you check out the subreddit "random act of blow job".

My RAOBJ post says something like "27F, complicated life, need to focus, looking for a hookup for head if we click, potentially regular" and happens to match your location.

You hit me up with a similar message, but something in your message hooks me, something that shows that you've read this post twice. Hence you're the one I choose to reply to.

What message did you send?

18+ only / Reddit chat only / Bj only (RJ ok, no reciprocation)

Hey there,

Looking to RP!

Me - 27F eager to nuzzle against a manly crotch but actually on the quiet side and a bit self-conscious.

You - basically on your own tonight, maybe you were gonna watch a game or play on your console, but first you check out the subreddit "random act of blow job".

My RAOBJ post says something like "27F, complicated life, need to focus, looking for a hookup for head if we click, potentially regular" and happens to match your location.

You hit me up with a similar message, but something in your message hooks me, something that shows that you've read this post twice. Hence you're the one I choose to reply to.

What message did you send?

18+ only / Reddit chat only / Bj only (RJ ok, no reciprocation)

Me - 27F eager to nuzzle against a manly crotch but actually on the quiet side and a bit self-conscious.

You - basically on your own tonight, maybe you were gonna watch a game or play on your console, but first you check out the subreddit "random act of blow job".

My post on RAOBJ is basically "27F, shy, looking for a hookup for head if we click, potentially regular" and matches your location.

How do you hit me up?

18+ only / Reddit chat only / Bj only (RJ ok, no reciprocation)

Me - 27F eager to nuzzle against a manly crotch but actually on the quiet side and a bit self-conscious.

You - basically on your own tonight, maybe you were gonna watch a game or play on your console, but first you check out the subreddit "random act of blow job".

My post on RAOBJ is basically "27F, shy, looking for a hookup for head if we click, potentially regular" and matches your location.

How do you hit me up?

18+ only / Reddit chat only / Bj only (RJ ok, no reciprocation)