u/Regina_Phalange6989

No passengers. No breadcrumbing. No “wyd” at 11:47 PM after disappearing for a week.
I’m looking for a good looking WHITE man who can communicate, make plans, and bring something to the table besides excuses.
I have a career, a life, and enough chaos already. Be the peace, not the project.
If you’re confident, consistent, and can make me laugh until my stomach hurts, I’d love to hear from you.
If not… well, TLC already covered that subject

My life is currently missing one important thing: a pretty girl to cause a little bit of chaos with.

Seeking a female bestie with benefits who:
Is cute. I have standards… mostly because I enjoy eye contact.
Treats shopping like it’s an Olympic sport.
Can spend four hours in Target looking at things we absolutely do not need.
Is down for brunch, road trips, concerts, and saying, “We deserve this,” before making questionable financial decisions.
Understands that “I’m just going to browse” is the biggest lie ever told.

What I bring to the table:
Nice tits.
A questionable sense of humor.
Excellent passenger princess energy.
Professional hype woman.
Will absolutely tell you to buy the outfit because you look hot in it.

Ideal first date:
We ditch our husbands and “accidentally” spend $300, promise each other we’ll never do that again, grab tacos, laugh until our stomachs hurt, and then argue over who gets to hold whose hand.
Friends first. If we accidentally become each other’s favorite person and start making out… well… I guess we’ll cross that bridge when we get there. 😂
Serious applicants only. Catfish need not apply—I already own enough disappointment.

My life is currently missing one important thing: a pretty girl to cause a little bit of chaos with.

Seeking a female bestie with benefits who:
Is cute. I have standards… mostly because I enjoy eye contact.
Treats shopping like it’s an Olympic sport.
Can spend four hours in Target looking at things we absolutely do not need.
Is down for brunch, road trips, concerts, and saying, “We deserve this,” before making questionable financial decisions.
Understands that “I’m just going to browse” is the biggest lie ever told.

What I bring to the table:
Nice tits.
A questionable sense of humor.
Excellent passenger princess energy.
Professional hype woman.
Will absolutely tell you to buy the outfit because you look hot in it.

Ideal first date:
We ditch our husbands and “accidentally” spend $300, promise each other we’ll never do that again, grab tacos, laugh until our stomachs hurt, and then argue over who gets to hold whose hand.
Friends first. If we accidentally become each other’s favorite person and start making out… well… I guess we’ll cross that bridge when we get there. 😂
Serious applicants only. Catfish need not apply—I already own enough disappointment.

No passengers. No breadcrumbing. No “wyd” at 11:47 PM after disappearing for a week.
I’m looking for a good looking WHITE man who can communicate, make plans, and bring something to the table besides excuses.
I have a career, a life, and enough chaos already. Be the peace, not the project.
If you’re confident, consistent, and can make me laugh until my stomach hurts, I’d love to hear from you.
If not… well, TLC already covered that subject

No passengers. No breadcrumbing. No “wyd” at 11:47 PM after disappearing for a week.
I’m looking for a good looking WHITE man who can communicate, make plans, and bring something to the table besides excuses.
I have a career, a life, and enough chaos already. Be the peace, not the project.
If you’re confident, consistent, and can make me laugh until my stomach hurts, I’d love to hear from you.
If not… well, TLC already covered that subject

Looking for a bestie with benefits in the Rockwall area. White girls only.