u/Relative-Log7898

Obligatory: I’m not here to change my situation or yours. I’d like to keep things discreet and help you do the same.

I am in EDT/EST and do not have children. I am in a room mates situation and miss feeling desired and just being excited to talk to someone. Please enjoy gentle bullying and good banter. I have a lot of free time and spend a lot of time alone so my hope is to find someone that can match that in some capacity (I don’t expect to be a top priority - but day time only won’t work for me.) I’m looking for a real, genuine connection that lasts. I intend to start off as a friends and see where that goes!

I love all forms of media and can chat about most things. I’m a big sports fan (hockey and baseball), enjoy reality tv and come with a list of good documentaries to watch. I enjoy the occasional craft, reading and doom scrolling.

Happy for folks that want to jump into something sexual! However, I won’t reply to sexual messages. It’s a swift way to get ghosted or blocked! Physical is not really important to me (I’m not looking to exchange photos in the same day.). I would like to keep this online so connection and vibe is more important to me.

If you have read all this - tell me what your biggest hot take is. The spicier the better! *notabot

Obligatory: I’m not here to change my situation or yours. I’d like to keep things discreet and help you do the same.

I am in EDT/EST and do not have children. I am in a room mates situation and miss feeling desired and just being excited to talk to someone. Please enjoy gentle bullying and good banter. I have a lot of free time and spend a lot of time alone so my hope is to find someone that can match that in some capacity (I don’t expect to be a top priority - but day time only won’t work for me.) I’m looking for a real, genuine connection that lasts. I intend to start off as a friends and see where that goes!

I love all forms of media and can chat about most things. I’m a big sports fan (hockey and baseball), enjoy reality tv and come with a list of good documentaries to watch. I enjoy the occasional craft, reading and doom scrolling.

Happy for folks that want to jump into something sexual! However, I won’t reply to sexual messages. It’s a swift way to get ghosted or blocked! Physical is not really important to me (if thin is your type, it’s not me, babe). I would like to keep this online so connection and vibe is more important to me.

If you have read all this - tell me what your biggest hot take is. The spicier the better! *notabot

I want to be exposed and sent screenshots of what your friends have to say. I’m married and want to be discreet.

I will need to work up to it and not be rushed as I’ve never done this before. I will only answer quality dms. I am plus sized so don’t expect a petite gal.

Note: I do not have snapchat and will not get it.

I don’t want to be converted. I want one man to ruin me. I want to feel entirely at peace when his cock touches my lips.

I don’t want to be converted, but I want him to be the exception. The exception that makes me crave submitting to him and whatever that extends to. I want to be desperate to be his set of holes.

I don’t want to be converted but if he wants me to fuck his friends, he knows I will because I want to make him happy, not because I want other cock. I want him to laugh that I still call myself a dyke when really I’m just his. Even though I’m married, even though I’m a lesbian. It doesn’t matter, I’m his fucktoy.

*notabot

I’m not here to change my situation or yours. Let’s not ruin each others marriages, please and thanks.

I do not currently have kids but my marriage often feels fragile and flat these days. I am mostly looking for someone fun to chat with that can occasionally delve into flirting! I’d like to find someone who makes me excited, to banter with (heavy on this) while also allowing ourselves someone to confide in.

I enjoy a lot of podcasts, tv shows etc and can chat about most things at length. I enjoy getting into a craft from time to time. I enjoy reading, wasting time on tiktok, trying new food and traveling. I can’t pass up a murder documentary.

Like I said, I’m not trying to ruin marriages so I am not looking for anything highly sexual. Good for you if you are! Physical is not really important to me, I would like to keep this online. That said we can explore photos and descriptions later. And eventually I’d like to send voice notes and pictures of our days to each other!

Please don’t send me a simple hello! I’ll ignore you! I don’t want to ignore you! It makes me feel rude!

If you’ve made it this far, tell me something that’s very normal but you secretly hate.