u/Relative-Thanks1942

I'm looking for a best friend that turns into way more. 🤷‍♀️😘😂

I could type out everything I want and still get nothing that matches, or be criticized for wanting what I want. So I'm not sure what to say.

There are some critical things I need though. Age very, very close to mine matters a lot. Older kids, and yes, you must have kids so we can relate in the responsibility there. Hobbies we can discuss, one must be working out. Eastern time zone or an early central riser. US only. I'm up very early and can't handle a first message at 9am! I can't talk to men who are happy in their marriage, it makes me feel guilty! I'm sorry that we're all here but if you're just looking to eat some cake, then I can't do that. I'm not your work wife, if you're not available outside of work time hours then it won't work.

Beyond that I want someone that laughs, has big dreams! Is funny and kind and very manly. Sweet and manly and just ridiculous. Let's talk conspiracy theories and nonsense and throw in our personal stuff.

Looks only matter once there's a solid personality connection. The hottest man ever can still be an asshole. Not interested in looks before a personality. But even it does matter. 🤷‍♀️😂

I can't do one words answers or low effort. I want to move to a different platform and the pics and voice and calls are important to me! If we happen to meet up someday then I'm ok with that.

Low effort isn't my style.

Looking to meet someone that just makes me want to look at my phone!

In your response please, please respond so that I know you read my post. :)

(Edit: to the seven (are you all the same account or what?!?) men who said I use too many exclamation points.. I fixed for you. Geesh. Y'all are lame if you don't have hopes and dreams! And get excited about the prospect of things. 🤷‍♀️😂😂)

I'm gonna be honest, I'm looking for something that feels real. Laughs, stupidity, caring, deep, nonsense, sharing. Just something that feels less fake than most of the world feels these days.

I can compromise on a lot, but somethings are must haves!

I need a man who wants to lead, someone who has time for this and is a great conversationalist. You cannot be happy at home and here for just cake. It makes me feel guilty! (That sucks to say but I'm firm on that!)

Older kids are also a must, yes older and yes, kids are important to understanding me.

Very close to my age is important, as is being in EDT, or a very early riser in CDT!

I want someone goal oriented and funny, great at talking, workout banter, politics, religion, books, podcasts, meal plans, discussions of hobbies... I want all of that.

I don't watch much tv, very few movies, no video games. I'm looking for goal oriented people.

I've had a lot of great surface level conversations, and they've been awesome! I've had a couple of deep connections that failed, but I'm ready to find someone willing to not just send the cursory 'hey.'

Soooo, please, if this sounds like something that fits you then send me a response that proves you read it and how you think we'd be a match! I'm ok waiting for the right man! But I can't handle low effort.

About me: I'm in EDT, workout a lot, read books, have opinions, have hobbies galore, proud of who I am, I'm sweet and cute and a great cheerleader, but I don't like weak men or bullshit until a connection is established! 🤪😂

I'm ready to meet the man who makes me laugh when it's inappropriate, makes me drink more water so I can sneak off to the bathroom to text, someone I'm dying to text and sneak in phone calls eventually!

Low effort isn't my style! Neither is psycho clingy. 😂

(Edit: stop with the low effort or asking to make an exception on age range or kids! I'm looking for something epic, and there are very few things I'm asking! But a low effort will get you nowhere, and being 15 years out of the age I want is going to just get you an ignore. Save your time, and mine. But if you think you actually mesh with me then send me something to actually respond to!

And if I can't tell you read my post, as in it sounds like something you send to every female that posts, I'll hit ignore! I want something genuine and real! Not copy pasta AI bullsh*t!!)

Looking for something fun! Full of laughs and great conversations, from the nonsensical banter to the deep to the ridiculous! Sharing our days together. All topics and lots of laughs!

I'm looking for a great friend first and hopefully turns to a bit more when trust is built if there's a connection.

It has to flow naturally. I can't stand the pulling teeth to have conversations. I love awkward once we know each other, but it's hard online if it's always awkward at the start.

Few things are musts for me: age 38-48 only. Even that's a stretch. Older kids, and yes, you have to have kids. You must workout in some extent and be able to talk about that. Married but unhappy about that! If you are in love with your wife and best friends and just here for fun and excitement then we won't mesh! Eastern time zone US almost only, will make an exception for very early CDT!

I don't watch tv except for rarely. Can't talk movies beyond a couple. Video games are only ok if you're playing them with little kids. Is what it is.

I have hobbies, you should too!

I'm into manly, rugged men. Ones who are confident and funny without being jerks!

If you're not available on weekends ever then we won't mesh.

Im in shape, have hobbies, read a lot, can type in sentences and expect the same, laugh too much and have been through this before! Looking for something special again.

Please let me know you read my post by giving me your age and a hobby and confirm you have older kids! And confirm you're either in eastern time zone or a very early central riser!

Can't wait to meet the one guy that makes me leave Reddit again for a while!!

Edit: if the post is up, I haven't taken it down, so feel free to respond. I'm looking for EDT or maybe CDT, we're not in standard time. Use the D. So many copy paste responses that didn't read my post or respond to me. Tons don't meet any of the things I asked for. It's frustrating to search here and get hundreds of just generic nothing responses. Please give me a reason to respond because you actually think we'd be a match, not just cause I'm a female! I'm looking for something long lasting and real!