Sil’s holiday farts
Hey guys sorry for my disappearance life has been hitting hard, these experiences are from our Spain trip last year.
So we went to Spain as a family last year and we were all inclusive so meals and drinks were free. Sil had been eating lots and drinking even more so her stomach was a gas machine.
Me, wife and sil where sitting outside wife and I’s accommodation and I was sitting on the floor with wife and sil sitting in the chairs when sil said “I really need to fart” and titled her arse towards me and let out this deep bubbly blast that went on for about 5-6 seconds and my wife started laughing and I tried not to react as she didn’t know about my fetish at this time. We all kept chatting when she leaned to the side again and let out a little pop and said “I’ve been eating so much more than I usually do I can’t stop farting” to which wife replied you know some people would love that and even pay you for it” to which sil laughed and said that doesn’t surprise me but I have no way to sell them and laughed. We kept chatting a bit more and she let one last bubbly fart go before saying she was off to bed. Wife and I then went inside and she said “I bet you’re really horny right now” and proceeded to sit on my face and suck me off telling me how lucky I was and sil had no idea how much she was torturing me.
A couple of nights later we were at the outdoor entertainment and sil said she was grabbing drinks for everyone and my wife said go help her as she can’t carry 8 orders of drinks on her own so we headed up to the outside bar and queued. Sil then looked at me and said “oh god I really need to fart and it’s going to be loud” and proceeded to let this really loud obnoxious bassy fart off and the people queuing in front of us turned around and stared at me thinking I was the one to do it, sil then laughed looked at me and said “really Bil you couldn’t hold it in?” To which I replied “sorry it was the alcohol”. We got to the bar and got our drinks and in the walk back to our family she started farting with every step and laughing. When me and wife got back to our room I told her what happened and she said “if only sil knew what she was doing to you honey”
That’s all I can remember but I hope you guys enjoy, sil is now happily recording her farts for me and has said she open to selling them if people are actually interested (she doesn’t believe people will pay for it) and wife is hoping to get her to fart close enough to me so that I can smell it and tell you guys an amazing story