38 [F4A] #Austin area - May Not Be Your Cup of Tea, But Somebody's Shot of Vodka
🤦♀️ Can't believe I'm doing this.
But fuck it, won't know if I don't try, right?
About Me:
1 kiddo (he's 8)
Married for 10 years
2 degrees, work in Transcription/Telecommunications field
Live on 250 acres w/ cattle
Still have dreams of experiencing those 1 in a lifetime moments... where the butterflies in your stomach almost make you levitate. You know, the stuff you see in movies, that just grab your heart & make you go, "Awwwwww"
Here's where I lose most people...
Still also have dreams of experiencing those '50 Shades of Grey' moments where you can't help but grabbing me by the waist, pinning my hands up over my head, while you slowly move your mouth from mine, to my neck, to my collar bone & further down we go 😏
*I like sex... what can I say?!*
Yes... both men AND women. But usually prefer to focus on 1 at a time... I want my person to feel just as special/wanted/desired as they make me feel.
Which is what I'm ultimately looking for.
Look, I have read through these posts for almost 2 months straight now & have managed to find ONE candidate, who ultimately will just be a good friend. But I want more. Not asking you to give up your existing life to focus on me, but I'm hoping I'll stumble upon that person that doesn't mind throwing their hands up in the air & saying, "fuck it... I deserve to be happy, too!" And just makes it work.
I can tell you things about me all day, but ultimately, you won't know shit unless you reach out with genuine curiosity.
Only requirements needed for you to apply:
-must have sense of humor
-must have your own vehicle, own house
-must like p.d.a (and yes, sex)
-must be financially stable (I cannot be your sugar momma, sorry buddy)