28m looking to be degraded by a mommy, happy to discuss kinks etc after a dm. Am open to almost anything and LOVE to be humiliated, also a foot fetish is a major plus for me as I am REALLY into feet! Hoping someone will take a chance on this little sub soon and I don't really know what else to say other than I look forward to hopefully submitting to you soon and oh my god five hundred words seems a bit excessive but there you go. Shit, still not at 500 that's kind of insane I don't know how long a post like this would have to be honestly it's a fairly simple premise but I suppose if you shoot me a DM you can fill me in (explain it slowly and make sure to make me feel stupid please) ummm still not at the limit fucking hell is this seriously still not 500 words? Okay from this point on I'm just going to start putting random words in... or maybe not that probably wouldn't work all too well but that's where I'm at now. Honestly this is quite enabling for me because I often feel like I rant too much but clearly not as this is longer than any tangent I have ever gone down and it's still not at five hundred words. How?! How have we not gotten there yet?! Is this seriously still not enough?! Honestly if you have made it this far I salute you. I understand people like to be thorough but seriously?! Oh wait... maybe it won't tell me once I've hit 500 words..
I could just be carrying this on for no good reason right now..
Well, this feels rather stupid but hey, another thing you can degrade me for if you have made it this far lol, I'll stop typing now, hopefully talk soon!
Woop woop woop woop that's the sound of the reddit police that STILL think I have not reached five hundred words, I have just realised that earlier in this I sometimes typed out five hundred as 500, depriving myself of valuable words to add to this already ridiculously long post. Am I even horny anymore? Is this worth it? I fucking hope so because the amount of typing this is taking is seriously getting in the way of me submitting to a beautiful woman...
STILL?! HOW IS THIS BOT FIVE HUNDRED WORDS YET?!
And I can't even write gibberish because it will probably be picked up as a fraudulent message or something crazy like that oh my god will this ever end?????
Come on for the love of all that is sacred please tell me I'm close to five hundred words now! I was hoping to be saying I'm close in a different voice but it seems fate had another idea for me. I should just stop now, I should just stop typing thisnout and holy shit that's 500 words fuck yes!