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Greetings Earth Dwellers, intergalactic female in search of….. okay now that I’ve gotten your attention. Hi, I’m Rae, you’ve seen me here before but cleeeeeearly nothing has worked so 457282 times a charm 🤗

Not opposed to distance but you must be willing to travel ✈️🚊and close the gap in a reasonable time frame sweetheart. Not looking for a penpal! I’m also not opposed to moving out of the USA, so don’t count yourself out.

I’m 33, childfree, lurking and mugging folks in NYC 🤺

I am 👹:
🦇 Quite cute I promise. Will send photos quickly to establish attraction.
🦇 5’4 in reality but 6’7 in theory. lol seriously I do wear a lot of heels so here’s hoping you’re into that.
🦇 Primarily an alt girlie so hopefully you like black girls in all black
🦇 A HEAVY lifter 🏋🏽‍♀️ so I’m relatively fit and and can probably squat you bby boy 🙂‍↕️
🦇 Big Tiddie Goth GF- not to honk my own horns but I’m anime status over here 🍒
🦇 Lover of all things HORROR. I’m talking movies, literature, decor. So I hope you do too!
🦇 Collector of oddities, and curiosities. I’m talking antique/vintage photographs, bone/tooth jewelry, taxidermy and I can go on and on!
🦇 A gamer! PC master race bby💪🏾 I mostly do horror strategy games( SWF in DBD with me) and simulators/reg strategy. Willing to learn to play your fave games too.
🦇 In grad school obtaining a Masters in Natural Resources with 2 additional certifications(ask me about it?). Your future lady is smart 🤓
🦇 Full time government career but I PROMISE I’m one of the good guys. More on this if we connect ✨
🦇 kind, caring, compassionate and a lover girl at heart. I’m very observant and love to take care of my partner in the ways that count.
🦇 Parents fave. I kid you not parents of ALL races love me. I triple dog dare you to take me home👀

Look I’m ready to bounce on it silly style until we are old and gray🥹 Isn’t that romantic?!

You 🫵🏽 are:
✨29-37ish
✨ 5’9 and above. I love to wear high shoes but I still enjoy feeling smol
✨ INTACT hairline, please, I beg of thee
✨ FIT. I’m fit and would like someone who matches me in that aspect.
✨ Facially attractive. Attraction is important because I like to be intimate(a lot) with my partner so it’s imperative that we are attracted to each other
✨ A dork, a geek, a nerd, and whatever other descriptors that peg you as someone with varied interests you can teach me about/we can discuss.
✨ Educated!
✨ A career that allows you to financially support yourself, preferably doing something that you love.
✨A nice, pretty, juicy di…disposition 😅
✨ Desire to pledge allegiance to this ass eventually (monogamous LTR)
✨Down to try new things!
✨✨Bonus points if you’re alt, super bonus points if you have long hair

This dating journey has been a HELLSCAPE full of JUMPSCARES and 13th reasons to end it all lmao Let’s make this go around fun! Let’s explore abandoned places🏰, make a pact with some ghosts👻, or form a crow thievery crime syndicate🐦‍⬛. With me you’re bound to have an amazing time love!

🛑 Not 420 friendly, or substances in general. You do you baby but I’m not into smokers of weed(um or crack, er or meth? Just no drugs ok😭)

✨Be ready to send pictures relatively quickly. I don’t want to catch a vibe and then there’s no mutual attraction.

Looking forward to hearing from you. Kisses 💋

No ENM or Poly. At all. IDC if you look like you stepped out of a GQ catalog. I’ll steal your wife sir and abscond into the darkness. lol🤸🏾‍♀️ Now….

Hey there gentle readers(lol). It would seem that my former missive did not reach the proper…hands. Alas, I am here, yet again hoping to find my one true…

LMAO No but seriously I’m a black/caribbean woman,33, childfree, located in NYC, and seeking sacrifices..I mean men aged 29-36(ish) for something life long. Not interested in casual, I wouldn’t need reddit for that lol. Do you have to be in NYC? No. But do you have to be willing to travel and take this offline? Yes. So LDR IS welcomed, Im just not in search of a pen-pal beloved lol

An INTRO is necessary in my DM. I will not be responding to 1 sentence inquiries. C’mon guys, some effort? 📝

Looking for THEE ONE to bounce on silly style for the rest of our days. Aint that romantic? 🥹

I work for the gov keeping children safe(more in-depth info privately).

Im currently pursuing my masters in Natural Resources🍃🍂with a certification in Global Sustainability and a certification in Natural Resource Management however to pivot back into a field I’m even more passionate about. 

I believe that attraction MATTERS. As someone who enjoys intimacy with their partner, it’s non-negotiable. No baby, you won’t be the exception. So if you’re atleast 5’9, physically fit(slim,average,muscular, I will not negotiate on this), facially appealing with an INTACT hairline and well groomed please do shoot me a message and be prepared to send photos relatively quickly as I don’t want to start vibing and there’s no attraction later on.

Besides physical attributes you 🫵🏽 are: Kind, compassionate, willing to mourn me for 400 years until my eventual reincarnation 🦇, generous and an expert swordsman(lol kidding but swords are cool). You preferably (not a deal breaker) enjoy goth/alternative style and music, love horror and haunted places/things, will excitedly go with me to oddity and vintage stores/markets and pledge your allegiance to this ass exclusively(monogamy )🖤 You are also financially stable with a stable career, + have hobbies and interests that you’re willing to share.

Not 420 friendly(however, baby, do you, you just aren't for me), not into smokers of nicotine(um or crack or meth lmfao) and I’m not into excessive drinkers.

Here’s me. Be gentle, I will cry lol:

https://imgur.com/a/sPeOTYY

A little more about me:

Alternative babe Here. If you don’t like your woman in all black, draped in crosses that aren’t due to religious observance, look elsewhere. lol I’m into alternative music, but mainly goth and emo vibes. I will however go out dancing and throw it BACK to any music style. 🖤

I LOVE horror👹, mug the elderly on weekends🤺 and Im embroiled in a torrid love affair with Korean fried chicken🍗. I love to read, escape rooms that I put myself into, lift HEAVY, go dancing, and do anything involving nature. Im a gamer (PC master race) and I’m getting back into dead by daylight(HEX:RUIN Dis Ass is my tag 🤣). I collect horror Funko pops, and my gaming den is horror themed.

 I read SMUT, usually fantasy(yes, tentacles belong in a myriad of places 😏).Let’s go explore abandoned/haunted places together🕍🏰, make a pact with its ghosts or form a crow thievery crime syndicate 🐦‍⬛.I promise you’ll have an extraordinary time with me ✨

Please at the very least (physical requirements aside) have a 10th grade reading level. I don’t want to have to go all Zodiac Killer decoder on your DMed messages lol

I’ve posted on Reddit previously and THAT was disappointing to say the least.🤣 Iiiiiiiimagine a horror-scape of genital jump scares, dull conversations, and behaviors that surely would require apprehension by authorities(not in the fun way). Here’s hoping this goes a lot better. 🤌🏾