Quirky quickie
So I had just moved into a new area and on my way to the local home improvement store yesterday I noticed a amp across the street. Figured I'd drive by after picking up a few things. Immediately hit all the right chords, tinted/covered windows, open to 10, generic stock photos etc. figured why not? Let's pop my head inside and see what the vibe is. I was greeted at the door not two steps in by a much older woman (probably MMS) and I had noticed that they had 30 min options so like everything else that day I thought what the hell.
As she was telling me that the 30 min didn't come with a flip, I noticed certificates of license for the ladies that work there (which Ive never seen before at other amps). At this point I could've walked away but I've been sleeping on an air mattress for a few weeks so yeah still wasn't a bad idea to soothe some sore muscles. She leads me to the back after paying the HF and I strip down all the way, throw the towel on the floor and just lay down. Knock on door and then a pronounced "OH!" As a new MT walks in, she sees me laying in my birthday suit. At this point I'm like yeah def nothing's gonna happen just enjoy the massage.
We start chit chatting a bit and then after a few mins of silence. I can feel her only using one hand on my back, and it def feels like effort suddenly dropped and that's when I hear it. The soft click clack of texting. I didn't say anything but was like ok? Lol then suddenly both hands again. This must of happened 2 or 3 more times during the session. Can't lie I was hoping she was texting MMS about extra services but I didn't get my hopes up. Then at the end I got the hot towel clean up and she told me to "hold on to my towel" and then left the room. Confused I waited a few mins before I got up and got dressed. I never thought to check the towel when I left to see if she left me anything.
So as I'm walking out i notice a nice plush robe on the back of the door, I get to the front desk and hand the MT a small tip (regardless of extra service or not I always like to tip service folks) and ask about if they have a table shower. Her eyes light up again and before she can say anything I assure I didn't mean now but next time I come in it would be nice to include. She gives me the price for 30 mins but then tells me it's included in the 2hr massage. Both seem pretty happy and give me big smiles as I walk out the door.
So no idea how it went, I know I look younger and a lot less deviant than I am but now I wonder if that's to my disadvantage or if I just did all the wrong things. Afterwards I did some research and they seem to have a few reviews that would imply good times to be had but I'm kinda at a loss if I should go back. It's prob the closest one I found so far to my new place.
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