what is your favorite slang for sexual body parts?

meaning genitals, breasts & butts.

my all-time favorite slang is "Chesticles".

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u/Shunubear — 11 hours ago

Do you feel like you've had AMAZING sex in your life?

what made that sex "amazing" and not just good?

and if not, what are you waiting for? what would take sex to that next level for you?

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u/Shunubear — 15 hours ago

[35F] horny kinky housewife w/ sleeping husband. ask me anything!

let's do this!

edit: thanks for making me feel so appreciated, guys! i'm impressed about how minimal the creepy messages were & how respectful most of you guys are! i'll have to do this again sometime. maybe when i have more to use as a prompt!

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u/Shunubear — 4 days ago

Why do people on reddit seem to think women don't actually enjoy sex?

like. my husband responds to questions and will answer truthfully about me getting wet sucking his dick after begging to be allowed to. and about orgasming EASILY from penetration, to the point where sex is just constant orgasming for me. and people will tell him he's bullshitting or i'm lying to him. i'm worried that someone's going to read my posts and claim "oh, that's a dude typing his fantasies" or "clearly AI" or some shit (though AI sounds nothing like MY rambling).

yeah, sure. i get it. most women don't orgasm so easily (or at all) from penetration. but i know there are plenty of women who legitimately LOVE sex. who DO enjoy a little begging for sex. who do enjoy giving blow jobs.

why is it so unbelievable to so many people that MANY women also enjoy sex? a lot?

shit makes me feel like there's something wrong with me. and i shouldn't be feeling that as a sexually liberated 35yo woman. wtf society.

to other women who feel similarly, i see you ho ❤💅 get it!

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u/Shunubear — 11 days ago

husband and i went to our first strip club and it was AMAZING

i'm what's known as a "lady in the street but a freak in the sheets". we' had some wild years when we were teens, but as we grew up we got "responsible" and i started feeling shame for loving sex, so i only expressed it with him. we've talked about including others, and since we're both bi/pan and trust each other with our lives, we agreed it would be a fun thing to try. so when a close friend was having a bachelor party in Vegas and wanted me to join (i used to hang out as "one of the guys", but never joined this part), we said hell yeah!

then we got there and i clammed up. beautiful ladies with fantastic tits and ass EVERYWHERE. and i could play with them. one sat on my lap and shoved her tits in my face while her friend sat on my husband's lap and started rubbing his leg while pushing her own tits into his. i froze. i come from a city where you can't touch the strippers. we got a double lap dance from them and i learned i could grab them, and grab them, i did. i loved getting handfuls of ass, smacking their nice soft cheeks, holding their tits while they played with mine a bit. getting boobs smushed up against my face. and watching my husband getting danced on, and grabbing their asses and tits like he grabs mine, slapping their asses like he slaps mine. and i could SEE it. and it was so fucking hot.

but then we wanted to walk around a bit and see how the bachelor was & bought him a dance with both of them, since we'd enjoyed it. (he did too!) as my husband was setting that up, another stripper came over to me and saw i was all nervous still. she started calming me down by talking to me about my husband and our relationship and i told her i was nervous but very much wanted this and so my husband got us three a private room & dance and she asked us about our kinks and where i like to touch him and what positions i liked with him and she'd go "like this?" and position herself like i'd mentioned. and it was SO HOT. all the while, she encouraged me to play with her and slap her ass. i was so wet i was worried i would leave with a big wet patch on my dress! i loved seeing him enjoying it. i loved seeing her get a reaction from him. i loved playing with a woman again. it's been almost 2 decades! i loved talking to her about our sex life and what we like to do and her placing herself in the fantasy. we tipped her well and thanked her and said it was time to leave. she knew exactly what was about to happen. the whole time, the strippers who saw us kept commenting "aww she LOVES him!" when they the look in my face as i was staring with love and admiration as he was being grinded on and stroked through the pants and having titties in his face. as he was slapping asses and grabbing handfuls of tits and ass. GOD, i loved the view. he's so fucking sexy.

when we got back, we showered (separately, so he could set things up) and then he sat down on the vanity stool that he had pulled in front of the full length mirror & told me to kneel on a pillow in front of him and suck his dick. i very eagerly did. and his balls. and his dick again. he told me to look in the mirror and said "look at how fucking beautiful you look" as he pulled out his phone and started recording us. it made me suck it even more enthusiastically. i took the whole thing down my throat. i took both balls in my mouth. i looked at him. i looked at the camera. i smiled. i said "i love you" with his dick in my mouth. i gagged and still didn't take his dick out of my mouth, just pulled back a little so i could regain composure. and then, when he was satisfied with the video he got, he ordered me over to the bed, bent me over, and fucked me hard until my legs gave out. then he kept fucking me until he was done with me. i came so hard for so long.

i'm lucky i come from penetration, because one he gets me going, i don't stop until he's done fucking me. and it doesn't take long, either. which exhausts me to the point of ragdolling & then he just uses me as his cock sleeve and i lose my mind on his dick.

100/10 highly recommended experience!

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u/Shunubear — 21 days ago

We went to a strip club in Vegas this past weekend!

My husband and I have been together for EVER. We started dating at 15 & got married at 27. We’re now 36. I have a bunch of chronic health issues and have had to miss out on a LOT of things, but through it all he’s been with me. We have had dry spells due to this, but sex has always been amazing between us. We started experimenting with kink and as teens & have enjoyed it, and discussed adding others, but we kept it all in the bedroom. But I’m into women, too. And I’ve always wanted to go to a strip club.
So we finally got the chance when our good friend who we’ve known since we were 17 had his bachelor party in Vegas this weekend. The strip clubs there are INTENSE!
I spent the whole time watching my husband playing with the strippers with a dick-hungry look on my face. They kept giggling and saying “oh she LOVES him!” (Oh hell yeah I do! No wonder the guys gave us the next day to ourselves…) Even when I was playing with them, too. The stripper we spent the most time with noticed how nervous I looked at first and chatted with me to make me comfortable and then my husband noticed I was relaxing and bought a private dance. We continued to talk as we got lap dances, so I was comfortable enough to enjoy her company, too. Then I grabbed her ass as she rubbed her face on his lap. My favorite place. I was worried I was going to have a wet spot where I was sitting on my dress.

We had such good sex that night.

We fucked 10 times in 4 days, while also having a bachelor party and doing all that stuff!
And I choked on his dick so much. ❤️
He had me suck his dick in front of the full length mirror and recorded me for us to watch later when we got home after the strip club. He made me kneel while he sat on the vanity stool after we had showered and had me sick his dick and told me to look at myself and see how beautiful I was. It’s my treasure now.

I missed playing with another girl. It’s been a while.

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u/Shunubear — 21 days ago