your application result to PuppygirlPetsmart University has been released! click here to view your result!
Congratulations Puppy!
You have been offered admission into the most prestigious puppy university in puppyland!! We at the PGPS Admissions Team applaud your hard work and effort to make your owners and yourselves proud :) That's right, you've been such a good puppy!!
At our pawsome university, you will be able to educate yourself holistically with lessons such as: Tricks 101, Fetch 301, PGPS01 Intro to Ownermaxxing, and PGPS45 Brat Behaviour. Our modules are equipped with the most up-to-date and advanced information for puppies to survive in an ever-changing world.
Our university is also equipped with the finest facilities such as: Free Treat Dispensers, Doggy Beds and designated Cuddle Corners in every classroom, where puppies can cuddle their plushies or other puppies when feeling overwhelmed.
We believe you, Puppy, would be a wonderful addition to our thriving community, and we hope to see you soon at PuppygirlPetsmart University! If you have any questions, please feel free to contact the Admissions Team at [fake email address] or [fake telephone number].
Once again, congratulations on your admissions offer! Woof woof bark bark, you're a good puppy!
Signing off,
PGPS Admissions Team