u/TheGoodestBoyToy

I am a bit stoned this morning and have been edging a few hours already. My brain is already so mushy and it's becoming harder and harder to stay edged and not cum. Soooo, I'm looking for a Dominant F who would like to make sure it stays that way and would like to have a relaxing day of edging together 😊

I enjoy sending videos of myself (no face/much talking, but I do moan, whimper, and beg a lot) and am looking for someone who is not shy in sharing themselves either. I have a variety of apps so let me know what works for you. Say potato in your message if you read this.

I am looking for all day though, so if you are late to the post then still feel free to message :)! I have lots of kinks, so let me know what you're into. Bonus points if you let me call you mommy or are into MD/lb (no diapers though)! I have a hairy dad bod, so hopefully that's your thing :). There's NSFW videos on my page if you want to get an idea of what I look like.

Hiiii! I've been on a long hiatus from dating and am not a huge fan of dating apps, so I figured this is the best place to dip my toes back in. As a forewarning, I am posting this from my NSFW account in hopes of finding kink compatibility, so please don't go clicking on my profile willy-nilly unless you want more than you, likely, bargained for 😂

Mmk! Relationship-wise, I am ultimately looking to live the DINKWAD (Double Income No Kids With A Dog) lifestyle. I don't want children of my own, but I plan on being the cool uncle to my friend's children. I am content/happy with my life as it is and am looking for someone who is in a similar spot. I value independence, trust, mutual respect, and, most importantly, silliness/goofiness/playfulness. I don't do well with excessive clinginess, though a small amount can be endearing. That being said, I am a very affectionate person. I have a preference for monogamy, but have become more comfortable with the idea of monogamous-ish-ness / ENM after some period of monogamy in recent years.

I am not a very serious person unless I have to be. I think some people call that being an adult 🤔. I am playful and love to laugh and make others laugh. I treat everyone and speak to everyone the same, therefore I call everyone dude. I tend to be a homebody when I am doing my own thing, but enjoy going out when I have company. I'm nerdy and like to describe myself as "a nerd who lifts weights". In levels of nerdiness, I'm a Star Wars nerd, not a Star Trek nerd. Not that I like Star Wars, I think it's bad. My main hobbies right now are weight lifting, audiobooks, hiking, video games, and spending time with my friends and family. I do enjoy D&D, anime/manga, and travelling, but have found that I have been making less time for those things as of late. I would love to get more into camping though. I went for the first time in years recently and want nothing more than to be in a tent in the woods with a nice fire. I have a good career in tech, though I have been playing with the idea of a career change recently. Physically, I am 5'8", ~220 lbs, keep my hair bald / buzzed, have brown eyes, and have a hairy dadbod with muscle underneath. I have loads of very NSFW videos on my profile if you want to see what I look like. Look at your own discretion.

Kink is important to me but it isn't everything to me. I fall into the "mostly in the bedroom only" category and especially like to keep the D/s aspect there as well, unless it's being used playfully. Outside of kink, I view my partner as my equal and expect the same in return. I am a switch and I lean more submissive than not. So, naturally, I am looking for a switch who leans more dominant than not to complement that. Connection is far more important to me than ensuring that our laundry lists of kinks has sufficient overlap, but I'm happy to chat further about that in private if it's important to you!

I am not sure what else to write. If you are interested and would like to chat then I'd love to hear a bit about you! However, just to be transparent, it's unlikely that I'll send a face picture to you given what is on my profile. There are so many scammers and blackmailers out there that it's unhealthy to not have that sense of paranoia 🤷‍♂️. That's not to say that I haven't sent them before, but if that is your minimum expectation then you're not going to have a good time. That being said, I don't expect a face picture from you either. I'm more than happy to go on a blind date and just have fun.