(22) Hope you had a good 4th of July, because now it’s time to surrender.
▲ 15 r/cashmastersandpiggies+5 crossposts

(22) Hope you had a good 4th of July, because now it’s time to surrender.

You had your fun yesterday, and even if you aren’t American you sure as shit should honor it by serving me to the best of your ability. I don’t give a fuck about you, I only care about your wallet and you absolutely love that.

u/TheTrue-WhiteKing — 3 days ago

22M4A, Happy 4th of July. Your one and only God, ready to make your life hell and accept all that sweet sweet cash as holy donations, whether you like it or not.

Look at you, more money than you know what to do with, sitting there waiting to be used like a wallet, to be abused, to be threatened, to feel that thrill of paying who knows how much to someone so young, hung, and absolutely virile. I know what I want, I know what I’m worth, and I know just how to make you WANT to hand it all to me.

By the time I’m done with you, your paycheck will be mine, your bank info will be mine, and you’ll pay me just to not leak it anywhere. Anything to keep your secrets safe. So come crawl over, and beg me to drain your wallet dry.

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u/TheTrue-WhiteKing — 3 days ago

Your one and only God, ready to make your life hell and accept all that sweet sweet cash as holy donations, whether you like it or not.

Look at you, more money than you know what to do with, sitting there waiting to be used like a wallet, to be abused, to be threatened, to feel that thrill of paying who knows how much to someone so young, hung, and absolutely virile. I know what I want, I know what I’m worth, and I know just how to make you WANT to hand it all to me.

By the time I’m done with you, your paycheck will be mine, your bank info will be mine, and you’ll pay me just to not leak it anywhere. Anything to keep your secrets safe. So come crawl over, and beg me to drain your wallet dry.

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u/TheTrue-WhiteKing — 17 days ago
▲ 8 r/cashmastersandpiggies+5 crossposts

I don’t give a fuck about you.

I don’t give a fuck about you.

Just look at your pathetic ass on here so late at night, it’s like you’re addicted to being treated like a god damn ATM. Well good, because that’s exactly what you fucking are you loser, so come and get ready to be drained.

u/TheTrue-WhiteKing — 17 days ago
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I don’t give a fuck about you.

So get on your fucking knees and hand over that cash. Because we both know that’s the only thing about you I could give two shits about, and you crave a superiors attention more than your desire to save it.

u/TheTrue-WhiteKing — 1 month ago

Your one and only God, ready to make your life hell and accept all that sweet sweet cash as holy donations, whether you like it or not.

Look at you, more money than you know what to do with, sitting there waiting to be used like a wallet, to be abused, to be threatened, to feel that thrill of paying who knows how much to someone so young, hung, and absolutely virile. I know what I want, I know what I’m worth, and I know just how to make you WANT to hand it all to me.

By the time I’m done with you, your paycheck will be mine, your bank info will be mine, and you’ll pay me just to not leak it anywhere. Anything to keep your secrets safe. So come crawl over, and beg me to drain your wallet dry.

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u/TheTrue-WhiteKing — 2 months ago
▲ 5 r/cashmastersandpiggies+5 crossposts

(22) Hey losers, this superior just finished his finals, some come congratulate me the only way you know how, dropping some cash into my hands. Like this guy!

u/TheTrue-WhiteKing — 2 months ago