u/ThievingSnake

Ok so my floret really likes tabletop wargames. Her favorite faction to play is terran feralists and she’s really good at it!

Anyway she made a new friend today: an uncollared pet that also played terran feralists and my floret spent hours discussing strategy with her new friend.

I realize now that she was discussing military strategy with an ACTUAL terran feralist unintentionally!

Oh I am so getting pruned for this!

Ok my floret is a gremlin and a troublemaker: she sneaks out of the hab, comes home high with other Affini’s collars, and somehow managed to duplicate herself! I still don’t know how or why she did that!

She can be very sweet though. She likes to give me gifts, often things she thinks I’d like, or things that remind her of me, or things she made for me, or things she stole (despite how much I try to get her to STOP STEALING!!!)

Anyway her latest ‘gift’ was an entire full grown haustoric implant she’d put on the kitchen island!!!

I… I don’t know how she got one of those. She probably stole it, but I don’t know how she stole it, or who from!

She doesn’t even know what it is, I used class D to check but I’m honestly not sure D even works on her tbh.

What- What am I supposed to do?!?

After what happened last time (my floret went exploring and came home high with another Affini’s collar) I grounded her from being able to leave the hab alone, but she still managed to slip outside somehow!

Luckily I found her nearby and brought her home, to ground her even longer.

While I was scolding her in the living room she walked back in through the front door.

Now I have two identical florets. They both refuse to tell me anything.

Mulch it, I’m rolling with it! Human distribution system works again I guess!

Ok so my floret really likes to explore the ship on her own like it’s an adventure. She has sensory issues on her neck so she wears a bracelet instead of a collar.

Anyway she would sometimes come home a little higher than usual. I thought she’d just compiled her own xenodrugs, but today she came home and was wearing another Affini’s collar!

Which one of you domesticated my floret?!?!?!

So I was online publicly posting gushing about everything my Affini does for me, but then user “ManateeFkYe” replied and said I needed to touch grass.

I tried to explain to them that my Affini is an uplifted flower, not an uplifted grass, but they kept insisting I needed to touch grass.

So uh, does anyone know where I can find an uplifted grass Affini I can cuddle with? Apparently I need to do that very badly.