37 [M4F] - looking for someone to share nachos with but won’t hog the fully loaded ones with all the meat and cheese
You can’t just leave me the chips with a little bit of cheese and maybe one little nugget of meat. Restaurants really should have a rule about this (front of the line if you get the reference 💀)
ANYWHO… still searching for a spark and to kindle it into a nice slow burn. I’d like to have someone to shamelessly flirt with, share memes, tv/movie recs, make inside jokes, and just enjoy each others’ company. I like to tease and roast and bully (my love languages) and I speak in gifs as a second language. I’m an easy going, empathetic, married dog dad who is constantly joking around and sarcastic while able to read the room and turn it off. I’m attractive, tatted, and have a few piercings. I take care of myself physically and work out at least five days a week. I’m also employed, educated, and discreet. And I smoke a lot of weed.
Ideally you are silly and a little unhinged too, you love weed as much as I do, and you can carry a conversation. Please also be willing to swap a sfw selfie early if the vibe is going well. I’m in the EST. Time zones aren’t *super* important to me, but you should at least be somewhere between here and PST. Also please be between 30-45, that’s a hard limit.
Send me a chat and let’s annoy the fuck out of each other ❤️