u/Throwawayboi34589

I have my pen, some joints, and a few thc drinks with me, but I’m nowhere near stupid enough rn. So let’s change that:

- Every upvote I get and every 💚 I see is a hit from my pen
- every comment can either make me take a hit or a sip of my drink. You must do whichever one you choose with me 💚
- every 25 upvotes I’ll smoke a joint
- if this gets to 50 upvotes I’ll post porn of myself (audio or visual depending on popular demand hehe)

Help me float gooners 💚

My cock has decided that today is FOR THE BOYS 💪

Usually my gender is up in the air and I’m down to edge with any horny person, but today I’m firmly one of the boys

I’m absolutely loving the sense of edging brotherhood we get when the men start getting nasty together 🤤 getting our dongs stood up, full mast proud and thick, manly energy oozing from our full sloshing nuts 😍

No one strokes like THE BOYS pumping up and down together, grunting stroking watching cute girls with big titties and tight buttholes and fat jiggly wobblecheeks all that shit that boys love 🤤 and watching ur bud too, getting all stiff and sweaty and worked up fuck keep going bro ur fueling my throbbing meatslab too I won’t stop if you won’t stop make that tippy leak dude!

It’s not even that gay to edge with the boys, every single one of you big strong edging men deserves to be in the brotherhood and get some brotherly love and encouragement 😍🤤 let’s get em boys, keep those poles stiff and leaking and let’s go deep bro 💜

I really thought I’d take advantage of being awake early and clean up and get ready for my day but I was wrong I’ve been a messy slob just unable to stop drooling and going up and down on my big messy shaft my apartment is a mess and I stink but idgaf fuck work I’m gonna just fuck my fist till I go stupid 😍😍😍

My morning wood made me stupid. It’s nothing new but it’s becoming a pattern.

I wake up backed up and my body senses it so quickly, I’m usually humping my mattress within moments

What comes after is feeling it truly stiffen. Get so hard it feels impossible, and at that point it starts tapping your brain. Draining all that iq into my penis and getting me so riled up I can’t think at all and boom. I’m a dumb slob with a rock hard erection and usually this remains for the rest of the day

Just like right now, I feel stupid and lazy and so stiff I could flip a table with my boner. I don’t wanna clean or work or do anything other than give my penis attention. I need someone to enable me so bad, just let me lay around and get high and stroke and ignore everything. Someone that doesn’t care what a horrible degenerate I am and enables me to be way worse. Feed me porn and keep me docile fuck I can’t break free I’m gonna be stupid and lazy all day 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Be a slob or serve a slob and just let go 😍

3 days denied and my parts are fucking backed up 😵‍💫😵‍💫

I’ve been trying so hard to stay away but the pretty girls keep triggering me so bad

Their pretty faces, swaying hips and bouncing boobies and fat jiggly ass 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 I can’t fucking stay away. Ngl I’ve been craving dick recently too but today it’s all about the hot fucking babes 😍

So for today I’m faceporn only in the interest of keeping my parts triggered and leaking without opening the nut gates

Do you like faceporn? Who are your favs? Do you think this will keep me triggered? What other games should I play? I want to know your thoughts 🤤🤤

I got through one meeting but I’m back scrolling 😵‍💫 now my boner is here, it’s stiff and sensitive and it won’t go down and I’m just humping up into the air, the fabric rubbing as I hump into my shorts is enough to tease out some more drips of precum 😵‍💫

Another meeting coming soon and idk how I’m going to survive especially if yall keep making me worse and telling me to go deeper 😵‍💫 I have to behave

I got absolutely fucked up last night. Drunk and very high

Afterwards however I was so sloppy that I didn’t have it in me to edge even tho my brain was horny so I went to bed.

Ofc this means I woke up absolutely triggered. Wet and sensitive I humped my mattress to the edge but I decided with my wfh meetings that today I need to behave, which means no cumming and no touching.

Humping and groping over the shorts however… idk if I can stop that….

So now after some idle groping and a little work I quickly soaked a wet spot into my first pair of shorts….

I changed and the second pair is already getting steamed up and I can smell my musk just sitting at my chair 😵‍💫😵‍💫

My first meeting starts in 5 mins… how many pairs of shorts do you think I’ll ruin with my leaky parts? Think I’ll actually hold out till I get home drunk later?

My first meeting starts in 5 mins, I hope to come back to lots of attention trying to make my no touch day even harder 🫠

I’m stoned and so so so denied. My parts are heavy and incredibly musky, leaking fuckin everywhere and I’m barely hanging onto reality.

I just need to get dumber but I need fuel and my holes are hungry for big fat gooner cocks 😍😍

I need you all to Spam me with dick pics and rape threats 😍 anything that shows up as “potentially offensive” gets looked at first

Absolutely no holding back, and if you don’t have a dick or don’t feel mean, you can always make me get higher and praise me or just tease me for being so pent up and stupid 😍 I already got convinced to cancel plans and get high so there’s no hope for me today

I got super fucked up at a hip hop concert with my friends 😵‍💫

We pre drank at my place, I wore a cute outfit and had a lot of fun. We came home ate and everyone went home.

The thing is I’m still fucked up. So crossfaded and holy fuck I just need to be fucked so bad. I’m so hazy and stupid and wet and I just need a good goddamn fucking so bad 😵‍💫 I wish I could just leave my doors unlocked and get flooded by dumb gooners pounding me stupid

I’m so fucking wasted good god I’m going to jerk and melt with my vibrator, and with enough enccourwgement maybe I’ll even fuck my holes with my big purple dildo hehe I at least wanna taste it a little and take some more hits 😵‍💫

I partied hard with friends last night and I’ve woken up absolutely exhausted, but feeling the horny pangs from having edged on and off yesterday.

It only took maybe 3 hits of this pen for me to leak 😵‍💫 talking about breeding and thick hard sticks has me so worked up and I’m just going up and down on this fucking thing letting the pre leak out and I know this is gonna take me so deep.

Take another hit with me or just make me take em and let’s go so deep 😵‍💫

Trigger my stick with your favourite new kink! What’s keeping you throbbing rn? Tell me and take me deeper 😵‍💫

I didn’t end up touching at all last night. Just scrolled a bit, got really high and watched anime!

But today I started a lazy morning touchies just while I woke up slowly, and after only maybe 5 mins my hand is fucking soaked. Omg I’m leaking like crazy 😵‍💫 are those my brains leaking already?

Maybe I’m just worked up about the rope party I’m going to later 🥰🤭🫠

Does anyone else ever think about outfit control?

The idea that someone uses you as their little dress up dolly, putting on different clothes and makeup looks and accessories to make you just such a perfect little picture for them. Exactly how they like it.

Usually I love having total control over my outfits, styling and accessorizing and making decisions to make everything look pretty.

But sometimes it feels good to be of service to someone, to exist to please them. Or maybe to just wear something I usually wouldn’t at another persons behest 🫠

Thinking about this extra hard as I try to think about which outfit to wear to my date tonight. I have an edgy option and a soft option. It’s making my head spin thinking about someone just picking what I’d have to wear on this date for me, and I’d just have to listen no matter how slutty and outrageous 😵‍💫😵‍💫

What do you think gooners? What’s gonna make my dates cock hard? Edgy goth girl vibes or soft summer vibes?

I have a date with a very cute trans man tonight and he’s expressed interest in some casual cock worship 😵‍💫

I’m fairly excited but rn I’m so horny and trying to start my day, not wanting to waste my cum before tonight but also fuck I can’t fucking think I just have so much cum in my brain and my balls fuck I need to let some out so bad what the fuck do I do???

I got home somewhat late from a show last night really fucking drunk and high.

Naturally this means I got even higher and edged listening to hypno and being a slut till about 6 am. Woke up 4 hours later still throbbing and just kept going

I’ve just had my first bowl and omg it’s taking me deep, I feel so dumb and hazey already

Make me worse and make me take more bowls, for every new comment I’ll smoke another and for every upvote I’ll edge 😵‍💫 don’t let this edging Sunday stop please

Just got home from a concert where I was dressed like a little slut with my ass out.

We had so many drinks and smoked so much and fuck I am foggy and floaty and fucking horny.

I’m barely all there, so fucking spent and lost. I remember I was groped tonight too, spanked more than once when I bent over and some girl grabbed me and kissed me out of nowhere.

Part of me is scared about been assaulted, part of me is thrilled.

Either way I had so much fun, I’m going to be sore and tired tomorrow, and i think right now it’s
Time to smoke a bowl and get comfy for the evening with some edgies before bed 😘 have a good night gooners

P.S. every upvote and every 💚 in the comments is a blinker for me to do when I wake up tomorrow morning :3

I’m sat here hitting my bong!! The game is very simple! Comment below to make me hit my bong, and upvote to make me edge!

That’s it! Fuck me up PLEASE!!!

Genuinely can’t be stopped. I’m here working away and I find myself absentmindedly reaching between my legs and just massaging little circles on the head of my cock through my shorts, and the more I do it the more it realize it looks like I’m touching my pussy 😵‍💫

Fuck and it feels good too, I can def edge and cum like this. But generally when I get off this way it makes me so stiff that I just gotta bury my shaft in a fucking hole and pulse omg when will the horny ever leave me I need to be FUCKED SO BAD

Even when I woke up curled up in a ball this morning I could stop thinking about someone cuddle fucking me awake, dumping a load in my tight ass before I flip them over and return the favour FUCK I NEEDS IT

So I’ve had some boner killing morons in my dms recently involving people engaging in kinks with me without asking or knowing if it’s something I’m into. Now of course providing that sort of information up front helps avoid this, but let me be very very clear:

There is no excuse for engaging with someone in a hard kink without asking or confirming that that’s something they consent to.

Not doing so is weird and a fucking turn off. Given how often it’s been happening I wanted to make a post to remind everyone to practice RACK (risk aware consenusal kink) and think before you send explicit messages.

No one is perfect, but we are all here to have fun and should do our best to respect each other.

Not get your hand on your genitals and have a lovely day 💜

As you’ll now be able to see in my profile I milked myself last night 😵‍💫😵‍💫

This somehow hasn’t satisfied my nuts and it seems they’re on full again. Huge leaking boner detected under my covers and I’m pumping it 😵‍💫

Faceporn has me in a chokehold 😵‍💫 send me ur fav Faceporn, don’t have a lot of time today might need to milk again!!!