u/ThunderFuckMountain

Who I am:

• A shy, kind, progressive Austin native looking not just to lick pussy, but to truly eat. I plan to show care, focus, and full enthusiasm.
• I love pulling a woman closer by her thighs, tuning in to her feedback, and responding with intention. I won’t pretend to be the best, and every body is different. I do listen, learn fast, and love being guided. Communication turns me on.
• I won't be weird if you don’t cum. I won't keep doing something "that worked before" just to check a box. This is about you feeling good, not performance metrics or KPIs (though, we can totally nerd about about that if you're into it).
• Speaking of nerds: I play chess five days a week and love word games and board games. I love boggle and crossword puzzles in particular.
• I’m working out and feeling better in my body. For reference: 5’8”, 155 lbs, White/Asian, glasses.

Who I'm looking for:

• Someone 27 and older with good hygiene and the ability to talk openly about what feels good. I'd love to explore with you.
• Just be able to talk about what you want, what you’re curious about, and what feels right. That’s how we both have a great time.
• No pressure. No expectations. Just deep focus, respect, and my mouth.

Steps to what a "Success" story will look like (and in the vein of performance metrics and KPIs... any meeting request must include an agenda! okay okay I'll stop)

1. You message me referencing this post, maybe share a bit about yourself (favorite book, hobby, meal?).
2. We chat, build some rapport, and flirty tension.
3. Meet at a coffee shop or neutral spot for a relaxed, fun conversation, with more flirting and banter.
4. The chemistry’s strong, so we head to a previously agreed-upon private location.
5. Kissing, running our hands over each others bodies.
6. Your clothes come off -or maybe, we just hike up your skirt or dress and pull down your panties.
7. I go down, you sit on my face, we continue the makeouts and hands moving everywhere, whatever seems fun.

Consent, communication, and chemistry are everything to me. If that’s what you’re looking for too, let’s talk.