u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente

34 [M4F] #Online - Nerdy brown guy looking for a submissive Desi woman that's interested in sexting.

Note: You've clicked on the right post if...you're someone that's equally frustrated and—tired—of—reading—AI slop (>!yes, the ellipsis and the em dashes were intentional, to emphasis the point, pardon the pun!<) on text based subreddits these days.

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes then you need to let that >!MANGO!<. Now that I caught your attention with that pun and hopefully made you PAWS 🐾 for a second I was wondering if there are any Desi women on here that are feeling a bit frisky and in the mood for a fun yet dirty conversation.

What you can expect

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail.

As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

About me:

I'm a nerdy guy in my 30's, relatively skinny although describing myself as athletic would be a bit of a STRETCH.
I've got dark hair and eyes, as of late there's a bit of silver in there which I'm not too proud about if I'm honest (in my hair I mean, not silver in my eyes, that would be concerning).
Currently have a lightly trimmed salt and pepper beard.
I do wear round-ish glasses (not quite as spherical as the ones Harry Potter wears if that's what you're thinking).
Skin tone similar to a lighter shade of Nutella ( Disclaimer:I probably don't taste as yummy though).

Height:

6′10″ >!when I jump in the air.!<

>!6′0″!< >!on my tippy-toes.!<

>!Normally a 5′7″.!<

What I'm looking for:

  • Desi/Brown Women with submissive tendencies.
  • Someone that's open to having a flowing conversation.
  • Ideally ,sexting and a discussion about your kinks in general. We can have a non-sexual conversation too if that's something that interests you and gradually build things up.
  • I'm open to short and long term conversations.
  • Not really interested in RP.
  • I'm totally cool with keeping things anonymous, that would be preferred.

^(* Brownie points if:)

^(1.)>!^(You love showing off (while pictures are appreciated,) ^(they aren't necessary).)!<

^(2.)>!^(You happen to be a feminist with a Miso kink (and no, that's not a soup reference lol).)!<

^(*Creative and interesting opening messages are welcomed, however if all you can muster up is a "hi/hey" or "hw ru" then we're probably not a good fit.)

Would be greatly appreciated if you could please include what your favourite current TV show is (mine's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms) in the first or opening message so I know you've read the post.

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 6 days ago

34 [M4F] Nerdy Brown Guy Looking For A Desi Woman That's Interested In Sexting.

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes then you need to let that >!MANGO!<. Now that I caught your attention with that pun and hopefully made you PAWS 🐾 for a second I was wondering if there are any Desi women on here that are feeling a bit frisky and in the mood for a fun yet dirty conversation.

What you can expect

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail.

As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

What I'm looking for:

  • Someone that's open to having a flowing conversation.
  • Ideally ,sexting and a discussion about your kinks in general. We can have a non-sexual conversation too if that's something that interests you and gradually build things up.
  • I'm open to short and long term conversations.
  • Not really interested in RP as it's not my forte.
  • It would be greatly appreciated if the conversation doesn't devolve into just short or one-word replies, they're a major turn off.
  • I'm totally cool with keeping things anonymous, that would be preferred.

About me

I'm a nerdy guy in my 30's, relatively skinny although describing myself as athletic would be a bit of a STRETCH.
I've got dark hair and eyes, as of late there's a bit of silver in there which I'm not too proud about if I'm honest (in my hair I mean, not silver in my eyes, that would be concerning).
I do wear round-ish glasses (not quite as spherical as the ones Harry Potter wears if that's what you're thinking).
Skin tone similar to a lighter shade of Nutella ( Disclaimer:I probably don't taste as yummy though).

Height:

6′10″ >!when I jump in the air.!<

>!6′0″!< >!on my tippy-toes.!<

>!Normally a 5′7″.!<

*If you've managed to read this far, please don't start the conversation off with just a "hey/hi" or "hw ru" etc.

Would be greatly appreciated if you could please include what your favourite fruit is ( mine's strawberry 🍓) in the first or opening message so I know you've read the post.

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 7 days ago

34 [M4F] Nerdy guy looking for a submissive woman.

Your >!needy pussy!< has been craving some attention hasn't it? Begging and aching to be touched, rubbed, licked, devoured, fingered and then be fucked properly.

What you can expect:

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail. As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

The goal is here to make sure you have fun while also feeling safe, I'm someone that takes online privacy seriously.

About me:

I've got a bit of a SHORT and rather quirky description about myself in my bio, feel free to check it out before deciding if you want to chat.

Bonus points if>!you really love showing off. !<

Ciao.

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 8 days ago

Nerdy guy looking for a submissive woman &amp; a normal sexting partner that can hold a conversation.

What do I mean by normal?

I'm glad you asked, allow me to explain. Someone that's equally interested in keeping the conversation going and is willing to put some effort in.

If you're a fan of using full sentences, proper grammar and punctuation then please make your way to the front of the queue.

Additionally, if you're the type to have "no limits", please stay away.

What you can expect

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail. As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

About me:

I'm a nerdy guy in my 30's, relatively skinny although describing myself as athletic would be a bit of a STRETCH.
I've got dark hair and eyes, as of late there's a bit of silver in there which I'm not too proud about if I'm honest (in my hair I mean, not silver in my eyes, that would be concerning).
I do wear roundish glasses (not quite as spherical as the ones Harry Potter wears if that's what you're thinking).
Skin tone similar to a lighter shade of Nutella ( Disclaimer:I probably don't taste as yummy though).

Height ^((you'll need to tap/click on the spoiler bit to reveal it)):

6′10″ >!when I jump in the air.!<

>!6′0″!< >!on my tippy-toes.!<

>!Normally a 5′7″.!<

What I'm looking for:

  • Women, with submissive tendencies.
  • A sexting partner that's interested in having a fun, dirty yet flowing conversation.
  • Not really interested in RP.
  • While pictures are appreciated, they aren't necessary.
  • It would be greatly appreciated if the conversation doesn't devolve into just short or one-word replies, they're a major turn off.
  • I'm totally cool with keeping things anonymous, in fact that would be preferred.

^(*Creative and interesting opening messages are welcomed, however if all you can muster up is a "hi/hey" or "hw ru" then we're probably not a good fit.)

*Bonus points if you happen to be a feminist but also have a Miso kink (and no, I don't mean the soup lol).

Would be greatly appreciated if you could please include what your favourite flavour of ice-cream is ( mine's Belgian Chocolate from Häagen-Dazs) in the first or opening message so I know you've read the post.

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 9 days ago

34 [M4F] Nerdy guy looking for a submissive woman.

Your needy pussy has been craving some attention hasn't it? Begging and aching to be touched, rubbed, licked, devoured, fingered and then be fucked properly.

What you can expect:

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail. As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

The goal is here to make sure you have fun while also feeling safe, I'm someone that takes online privacy seriously.

About me:

I've got a bit of a SHORT and rather quirky description about myself in my bio, feel free to check it out before deciding if you want to chat.

Bonus points if>!you love showing off. !<

Ciao.

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 11 days ago

34 [M4F] Nerdy guy looking for a submissive woman.

Your needy pussy has been craving some attention hasn't it? Begging and aching to be touched, rubbed, licked, devoured, fingered and then be fucked properly.

What you can expect:

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail. As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

The goal is here to make sure you have fun while also feeling safe, I'm someone that takes online privacy seriously.

About me:

I've got a bit of a SHORT and rather quirky description about myself in my bio, feel free to check it out before deciding if you want to chat.

Bonus points if>!you love showing off. !<

Ciao.

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 13 days ago

34 [M4F] Nerdy Brown Guy Looking For A Desi Woman That's Interested In Sexting.

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes then you need to let that >!MANGO!<. Now that I caught your attention with that pun and hopefully made you PAWS 🐾 for a second I was wondering if there are any Desi women on here that are feeling a bit frisky and in the mood for a fun yet dirty conversation.

What you can expect

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail.

As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

What I'm looking for:

  • Someone that's open to having a flowing conversation.
  • Ideally ,sexting and a discussion about your kinks in general. We can have a non-sexual conversation too if that's something that interests you and gradually build things up.
  • I'm open to short and long term conversations.
  • Not really interested in RP as it's not my forte.
  • It would be greatly appreciated if the conversation doesn't devolve into just short or one-word replies, they're a major turn off.
  • I'm totally cool with keeping things anonymous, that would be preferred.

About me

I'm a nerdy guy in my 30's, relatively skinny although describing myself as athletic would be a bit of a STRETCH.
I've got dark hair and eyes, as of late there's a bit of silver in there which I'm not too proud about if I'm honest (in my hair I mean, not silver in my eyes, that would be concerning).
I do wear round-ish glasses (not quite as spherical as the ones Harry Potter wears if that's what you're thinking).
Skin tone similar to a lighter shade of Nutella ( Disclaimer:I probably don't taste as yummy though).

Height:

6′10″ >!when I jump in the air.!<

>!6′0″!< >!on my tippy-toes.!<

>!Normally a 5′7″.!<

*If you've managed to read this far, please don't start the conversation off with just a "hey/hi" or "hw ru" etc.

Would be greatly appreciated if you could please include what your favourite fruit is ( mine's strawberry 🍓) in the first or opening message so I know you've read the post.

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 13 days ago

Nerdy guy looking for a submissive &amp; needy slut that's desperately craving attention.

That needy pussy has been craving some attention on Valentine's day hasn't it? Begging and aching to be touched, rubbed, caress, licked, devoured, fingered and then be fucked properly.

Are you the type to nod and agree when your friends are talking about feminist values and how women should be more independent but when you're alone at night in bed you rub that needy pussy while scrolling through all the NSFW misogyny kink related subreddits (including this one) and to the thought of being used, fully submitting and being controlled by a dominant and assertive man don't you?

That was a rhetorical question, I already know the answer to that.

What would your female feminist friends think if they found out how naughty and slutty you really are, they'd probably judge you so hard and act kinda disappointed, but rest assured when they themselves go home and are alone in bed at night, they're going to furiously rub their needy clits to the thought of being owned and wish they had someone to submit to (read the disclaimer at the end).

What I'm looking for:

  • Women, with submissive tendencies.
  • A sexting partner that's interested in having a nice and flowing conversation.

*Bonus points if

>!1. You're needy as fuck !<

>!2. You love showing off.!<

About me

I've got a bit of a SHORT and rather quirky description about myself in my bio, feel free to check it out before deciding if you want to chat

Creative and interesting opening messages are welcomed, however if all you can muster up is a "hi/hey" or "hw ru" then we're probably not a good fit.

Disclaimer :>!Goes without saying that this is just a kink and I don't actually view women or feminism this way, I'm well aware that being submissive and a feminist aren't mutually exclusive lol.!<

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 14 days ago

34 [M4F] Nerdy guy looking for a needy BBW.

I absolutely fucking adore curvy/chubby women. Your curves deserve to be appreciated and loved. I think a fat pussy looks sexy as fuck. Just the mere sight of it makes me salivate and want to go down even more I have to say.

I've got a bit of a SHORT and rather quirky description about myself in my bio, feel free to check it out before deciding if you want to chat.

Bonus points if

  1. >!You love showing off.!<
  2. >!You keep it hairy down there.!<

Let me make you feel good about those curves, feel free to send a message and do please include your age.

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 14 days ago

Nerdy guy looking for a submissive &amp; needy slut that's desperately craving attention.

That needy pussy has been craving some attention on Valentine's day hasn't it? Begging and aching to be touched, rubbed, caress, licked, devoured, fingered and then be fucked properly.

Are you the type to nod and agree when your friends are talking about feminist values and how women should be more independent but when you're alone at night in bed you rub that needy pussy while scrolling through all the NSFW misogyny kink related subreddits (including this one) and to the thought of being used, fully submitting and being controlled by a dominant and assertive man don't you?

That was a rhetorical question, I already know the answer to that.

What would your female feminist friends think if they found out how naughty and slutty you really are, they'd probably judge you so hard and act kinda disappointed, but rest assured when they themselves go home and are alone in bed at night, they're going to furiously rub their needy clits to the thought of being owned and wish they had someone to submit to (read the disclaimer at the end).

What I'm looking for:

  • Women, with submissive tendencies.
  • A sexting partner that's interested in having a nice and flowing conversation.

*Bonus points if

>!1. You're needy as fuck !<

>!2. You love showing off.!<

About me

I've got a bit of a SHORT and rather quirky description about myself in my bio, feel free to check it out before deciding if you want to chat

Creative and interesting opening messages are welcomed, however if all you can muster up is a "hi/hey" or "hw ru" then we're probably not a good fit.

Disclaimer :>!Goes without saying that this is just a kink and I don't actually view women or feminism this way, I'm well aware that being submissive and a feminist aren't mutually exclusive lol.!<

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 15 days ago

34 [M4F] Nerdy Brown Guy Looking For A Desi Woman That's Interested In Sexting.

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes then you need to let that >!MANGO!<. Now that I caught your attention with that pun and hopefully made you PAWS 🐾 for a second I was wondering if there are any Desi women on here that are feeling a bit frisky and in the mood for a fun yet dirty conversation.

What you can expect

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail.

As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

What I'm looking for:

  • Someone that's open to having a flowing conversation.
  • Ideally ,sexting and a discussion about your kinks in general. We can have a non-sexual conversation too if that's something that interests you and gradually build things up.
  • I'm open to short and long term conversations.
  • Not really interested in RP as it's not my forte.
  • It would be greatly appreciated if the conversation doesn't devolve into just short or one-word replies, they're a major turn off.
  • I'm totally cool with keeping things anonymous, that would be preferred.

About me

I'm a nerdy guy in my 30's, relatively skinny although describing myself as athletic would be a bit of a STRETCH.
I've got dark hair and eyes, as of late there's a bit of silver in there which I'm not too proud about if I'm honest (in my hair I mean, not silver in my eyes, that would be concerning).
I do wear round-ish glasses (not quite as spherical as the ones Harry Potter wears if that's what you're thinking).
Skin tone similar to a lighter shade of Nutella ( Disclaimer:I probably don't taste as yummy though).

Height:

6′10″ >!when I jump in the air.!<

>!6′0″!< >!on my tippy-toes.!<

>!Normally a 5′7″.!<

*If you've managed to read this far, please don't start the conversation off with just a "hey/hi" or "hw ru" etc.

Would be greatly appreciated if you could please include what your favourite fruit is ( mine's strawberry 🍓) in the first or opening message so I know you've read the post.

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 15 days ago

I absolutely fucking adore curvy/chubby women. Your curves deserve to be appreciated and loved. I think a fat pussy looks sexy as fuck. Just the mere sight of it makes me salivate and want to go down even more I have to say.

I've got a bit of a SHORT and rather quirky description about myself in my bio, feel free to check it out before deciding if you want to chat.

Bonus points if

  1. >!You love showing off.!<
  2. >!You keep it hairy down there.!<

Let me make you feel good about those curves, feel free to send a message and do please include your age.

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 17 days ago

I absolutely fucking adore curvy/chubby women. Your curves deserve to be appreciated and loved. I think a fat pussy looks sexy as fuck. Just the mere sight of it makes me salivate and want to go down even more I have to say.

I've got a bit of a SHORT and rather quirky description about myself in my bio, feel free to check it out before deciding if you want to chat.

Bonus points if

  1. >!You love showing off.!<
  2. >!You keep it hairy down there.!<

Let me make you feel good about those curves, feel free to send a message and do please include your age.

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 17 days ago

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes then you need to let that >!MANGO!<. Now that I caught your attention with that pun and hopefully made you PAWS 🐾 for a second I was wondering if there are any Desi women on here that are feeling a bit frisky and in the mood for a fun yet dirty conversation.

What you can expect

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail.

As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

What I'm looking for:

  • Someone that's open to having a flowing conversation.
  • Ideally ,sexting and a discussion about your kinks in general. We can have a non-sexual conversation too if that's something that interests you and gradually build things up.
  • I'm open to short and long term conversations.
  • Not really interested in RP as it's not my forte.
  • It would be greatly appreciated if the conversation doesn't devolve into just short or one-word replies, they're a major turn off.
  • I'm totally cool with keeping things anonymous, that would be preferred.

About me

I'm a nerdy guy in my 30's, relatively skinny although describing myself as athletic would be a bit of a STRETCH.
I've got dark hair and eyes, as of late there's a bit of silver in there which I'm not too proud about if I'm honest (in my hair I mean, not silver in my eyes, that would be concerning).
I do wear round-ish glasses (not quite as spherical as the ones Harry Potter wears if that's what you're thinking).
Skin tone similar to a lighter shade of Nutella ( Disclaimer:I probably don't taste as yummy though).

Height:

6′10″ >!when I jump in the air.!<

>!6′0″!< >!on my tippy-toes.!<

>!Normally a 5′7″.!<

*If you've managed to read this far, please don't start the conversation off with just a "hey/hi" or "hw ru" etc.

Would be greatly appreciated if you could please include what your favourite fruit is ( mine's strawberry 🍓) in the first or opening message so I know you've read the post.

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 20 days ago

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes then you need to let that >!MANGO!<. Now that I caught your attention with that pun and hopefully made you PAWS 🐾 for a second I was wondering if there are any Desi women on here that are feeling a bit frisky and in the mood for a fun yet dirty conversation.

What you can expect

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail.

As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

What I'm looking for:

  • Someone that's open to having a flowing conversation.
  • Ideally ,sexting and a discussion about your kinks in general. We can have a non-sexual conversation too if that's something that interests you and gradually build things up.
  • I'm open to short and long term conversations.
  • Not really interested in RP as it's not my forte.
  • It would be greatly appreciated if the conversation doesn't devolve into just short or one-word replies, they're a major turn off.
  • I'm totally cool with keeping things anonymous, that would be preferred.

About me

I'm a nerdy guy in my 30's, relatively skinny although describing myself as athletic would be a bit of a STRETCH.
I've got dark hair and eyes, as of late there's a bit of silver in there which I'm not too proud about if I'm honest (in my hair I mean, not silver in my eyes, that would be concerning).
I do wear round-ish glasses (not quite as spherical as the ones Harry Potter wears if that's what you're thinking).
Skin tone similar to a lighter shade of Nutella ( Disclaimer:I probably don't taste as yummy though).

Height:

6′10″ >!when I jump in the air.!<

>!6′0″!< >!on my tippy-toes.!<

>!Normally a 5′7″.!<

*If you've managed to read this far, please don't start the conversation off with just a "hey/hi" or "hw ru" etc.

Would be greatly appreciated if you could please include what your favourite fruit is ( mine's strawberry 🍓) in the first or opening message so I know you've read the post.

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 20 days ago

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes then you need to let that >!MANGO!<. Now that I caught your attention with that pun and hopefully made you PAWS 🐾 for a second I was wondering if there are any Desi women on here that are feeling a bit frisky and in the mood for a fun yet dirty conversation.

What you can expect

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail.

As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

What I'm looking for:

  • Someone that's open to having a flowing conversation.
  • Ideally ,sexting and a discussion about your kinks in general. We can have a non-sexual conversation too if that's something that interests you and gradually build things up.
  • I'm open to short and long term conversations.
  • Not really interested in RP as it's not my forte.
  • It would be greatly appreciated if the conversation doesn't devolve into just short or one-word replies, they're a major turn off.
  • I'm totally cool with keeping things anonymous, that would be preferred.

About me

I'm a nerdy guy in my 30's, relatively skinny although describing myself as athletic would be a bit of a STRETCH.
I've got dark hair and eyes, as of late there's a bit of silver in there which I'm not too proud about if I'm honest (in my hair I mean, not silver in my eyes, that would be concerning).
I do wear round-ish glasses (not quite as spherical as the ones Harry Potter wears if that's what you're thinking).
Skin tone similar to a lighter shade of Nutella ( Disclaimer:I probably don't taste as yummy though).

Height:

6′10″ >!when I jump in the air.!<

>!6′0″!< >!on my tippy-toes.!<

>!Normally a 5′7″.!<

*If you've managed to read this far, please don't start the conversation off with just a "hey/hi" or "hw ru" etc.

Would be greatly appreciated if you could please include what your favourite fruit is ( mine's strawberry 🍓) in the first or opening message so I know you've read the post.

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 21 days ago

Note: It might be a bit long, >!the post I mean.!<

Are you the type to nod and agree when your friends are talking about feminist values and how women should be more independent but when you're alone at night in bed you rub that needy pussy while scrolling through all the NSFW misogyny kink related subreddits (including this one) and to the thought of being used, fully submitting and being controlled by a dominant and assertive man don't you?

That was a rhetorical question, I already know the answer to that.

What would your female feminist friends think if they found out how naughty and slutty you really are, they'd probably judge you so hard and act kinda disappointed, but rest assured when they themselves go home and are alone in bed at night, they're going to furiously rub their needy clits to the thought of being owned and wish they had someone to submit to (read the disclaimer at the end).

What you can expect

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail. As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

About me:

I'm a nerdy guy in my 30's, relatively skinny although describing myself as athletic would be a bit of a STRETCH.
I've got dark hair and eyes, as of late there's a bit of silver in there which I'm not too proud about if I'm honest (in my hair I mean, not silver in my eyes, that would be concerning).
I do wear roundish glasses (not quite as spherical as the ones Harry Potter wears if that's what you're thinking).
Skin tone similar to a lighter shade of Nutella ( Disclaimer:I probably don't taste as yummy though).

Height ^((you'll need to tap/click on the spoiler bit to reveal it)):

6′10″ >!when I jump in the air.!<

>!6′0″!< >!on my tippy-toes.!<

>!Normally a 5′7″.!<

What I'm looking for:

  • Women, with submissive tendencies.
  • A sexting partner that's interested in having a fun, dirty yet flowing conversation.
  • Not really interested in RP (I know what you're thinking, the irony of posting this on a RP subreddit isn't lost on me).
  • While pictures are appreciated, they aren't necessary.
  • It would be greatly appreciated if the conversation doesn't devolve into just short or one-word replies, they're a major turn off.
  • I'm totally cool with keeping things anonymous, in fact that would be preferred.

^(*Creative and interesting opening messages are welcomed, however if all you can muster up is a "hi/hey" or "hw ru" then we're probably not a good fit.)

Would be greatly appreciated if you could please include what your favourite dessert is (no prizes for guessing mine) in the first or opening message so I know you've read the post.

Disclaimer :>!Goes without saying that this is just a kink and I don't actually view women or feminism this way, I'm well aware that being submissive and a feminist aren't mutually exclusive.!<

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 21 days ago

That needy pussy has been craving some attention on Valentine's day hasn't it? Begging and aching to be touched, rubbed, caress, licked, devoured, fingered and then be fucked properly.

Are you the type to nod and agree when your friends are talking about feminist values and how women should be more independent but when you're alone at night in bed you rub that needy pussy while scrolling through all the NSFW misogyny kink related subreddits (including this one) and to the thought of being used, fully submitting and being controlled by a dominant and assertive man don't you?

That was a rhetorical question, I already know the answer to that.

What would your female feminist friends think if they found out how naughty and slutty you really are, they'd probably judge you so hard and act kinda disappointed, but rest assured when they themselves go home and are alone in bed at night, they're going to furiously rub their needy clits to the thought of being owned and wish they had someone to submit to (read the disclaimer at the end).

What I'm looking for:

  • Women, with submissive tendencies.
  • A sexting partner that's interested in having a nice and flowing conversation.

*Bonus points if

>!1. You're needy as fuck !<

>!2. You love showing off.!<

About me

I've got a bit of a SHORT and rather quirky description about myself in my bio, feel free to check it out before deciding if you want to chat

Creative and interesting opening messages are welcomed, however if all you can muster up is a "hi/hey" or "hw ru" then we're probably not a good fit.

Disclaimer :>!Goes without saying that this is just a kink and I don't actually view women or feminism this way, I'm well aware that being submissive and a feminist aren't mutually exclusive lol.!<

Ciao!

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 23 days ago

Your >!needy!< >!pussy!< has been craving some attention hasn't it? Begging and aching to be touched, rubbed, licked, devoured, fingered and then be fucked properly.

What you can expect:

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail. As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

The goal is here to make sure you have fun while also feeling safe, I'm someone that takes online privacy seriously.

About me:

I've got a bit of a SHORT and rather quirky description about myself in my bio, feel free to check it out before deciding if you want to chat.

Bonus points if>!you love showing off. !<

Ciao.

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 23 days ago

Your >!needy!< >!pussy!< has been craving some attention hasn't it? Begging and aching to be touched, rubbed, licked, devoured, fingered and then be fucked properly.

What you can expect:

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail. As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

The goal is here to make sure you have fun while also feeling safe, I'm someone that takes online privacy seriously.

About me:

I've got a bit of a SHORT and rather quirky description about myself in my bio, feel free to check it out before deciding if you want to chat.

Bonus points if>!you love showing off. !<

Ciao.

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u/Tiramisu_Cognoscente — 23 days ago