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I (40) was staying over at my mom’s place a few months back to temporarily help with things around the house and slept in my old bedroom. My aunt who is in her 60s would visit often. I’ve never really thought much of her but she has a great curvy body, with big tits and a thick round ass and is actually pretty hot for her age.

One day, I was in my room and having a long gooning session on Reddit. The door doesn’t have a lock so I kept my clothes on and just had my cock sticking out the top of my pants. I was deep in my edging session and had that wonderful hazy feeling you get after a while. I was leaking lots of precum and was definitely on the edge, when my aunt walked in and saw me pumping my 4.5 inches. We made eye contact and I immediately shot my load all over my clothes and chin. She laughed and left and I watched her fat ass shake on the way out while I laid there.

She’s never mentioned it since then but she’s definitely made it into my spank bank.

Myself and a guy in my apartment building have become JO buds and have had 5 or so sessions which have always been amazing. Apparently he told his friend about it one drunk night and the guy was into it and wanted to join. My bud brought up the idea and I wasn’t really into it cause I knew nothing of his friend. He showed me a pic of him and answered all my questions and I finally agreed to the idea.

A few nights later, we meet at my place. I have towels laid down on my couch, Kleenex ready to go and MILF porn on the tv. The friend seems nice and is in good shape. We all take our pants off, focus on the tv and start to stroke. I’m around 4.5 inches, my bud is about 3-4 inches and his friend is about the same. We joke around a bit about our small cocks and what women have said about them in the past, which was pretty hot. At this point, my bud asks me to suck him, which is pretty customary for us. I get on my knees in front of him and start sucking his tip while jerking his shaft with a couple fingers. I notice his friend is mainly watching the bj instead of the MILF tits on the screen. I look up and smirk at him and he’s clearly worked up. The friend then begs me to suck him and I look to my bud. He laughs and says it’s okay. I shifted over to the friend and grabbed his cock, which looked nice even though it was small and started sucking his tip. My tongue swirling around his head. I get the feeling he doesn’t get blown alot because he was moaning like crazy. After sucking for about 30 seconds, he moans that he’s gonna cum and then nuts in my mouth. I cough because it was a surprisingly big load. My bud who was jerking off the whole time, moves over and cums on my face. I then jerk myself off and cum on the friend, who I believed deserved it after cumming in my mouth.

Someone walked in on me just as I started to shoot my load. We made eye contact as thick ropes were shooting out and it was weird and awkward but also somewhat hot.

Anyone else get caught while shooting their load?

I was in my apartment during the day and having one of my routine gooning sessions. I hear knocking on my door, which is pretty rare, and I put my shorts and shirt on and answer the door. It was the building security and a hvac guy, who was there to change my filter. He was in his 30s if I had to guess and I’m 40. The guard stayed in the hallway while we walked to my ac and he quickly noticed my bulge. I’m not a big guy but I was super hard. I laughed and explained that they interrupted me beating off. I was surprised when he asked if he could see my cock. I pulled it out and began stroking it while he watched. My cock was leaking lots of precum. Unfortunately the security guard came by cause he should have been done by then. I covered up and he finished the job and left. I was so worked up that I nutted after a few more pumps.

I mainly get off to celebs but I also have a thing for much older women and celebs who are not traditionally attractive.

Some of my guilty pleasures are:

Tori Spelling - something about her face and amazing fake tits

Kris Jenner - I can’t help myself. Thick and the short hair works for me

Amy Schumer - who knows why

I got many more that I can’t think of atm. Who are your guilty pleasure celebs?

Looking for a jerk bud to get off to porn or celeb babes. Mutual jo, handjobs.. we can discuss. I would want to get comfortable first before meeting. I’m 5 inches uncut.

White guys only please. Sorry, just a preference.

I’m a straight guy and have never found men attractive but since I’ve started gooning on Reddit I can’t help but look at cock more and more. When I watch a BJ vid, I imagine myself in place of the woman. All I think about is sucking off cock and getting cummed on. Is this normal?

I’m currently jerking it while swiping profiles on bumble. Any other guys get off to dating apps?

Last month, my jerk bud and I got the idea for him to lube up and fuck my thighs while I was in doggy style position. We both loved it.
I invited him over to do it again and this time he brought a pink thong that he ordered off amazon. He begged me to wear it. I have no desire to cross dress but he finally convinced me. He said my fat ass looked amazing. I really think he was into it cause he went to town on my thighs and came pretty fast. He spanked my big ass pretty red too. I ended up jerking myself off and cumming on his face as my reward for wearing his thong.

I’ve recently become jerk buds with a neighbour in my apartment building and we’ve had some wild sessions. My favourite was when we simulated doggy style and he fucked my thighs.

I keep thinking of new ways to get him off, because making him cum is part of how I get off. My latest thought was that I would lay on my back with my legs in the air and hold his fleshlight between my thighs just above my package and he would go to town. He loved the idea and came over with his fleshlight. I got on my back on my couch and held his toy in place. He held onto my legs as he pumped into the toy, which was really hot. At times I struggled to hold the fleshlight because he was pounding it hard but after about 5 minutes, he took his cock out and shot his load on my stomach. Safe to say it was a success.

I jerked myself off and came soon after while he watched.

My neighbour came by for a goon session again last night. We were side by side on the couch, naked and hard with milf porn on the tv, both of us enjoying her big tits. Something came over me and I decided to kiss him, which we’ve never done before. I’ve never kissed a guy before or had the desire to. Even though his dick has been in my mouth and he previously simulated doggy style with me by fucking my thighs, this felt like something on an entirely different level. Thankfully he liked it and we started making out. I eventually grabbed his dick and jerked him off while we kissed. I guess it was too much for him cause he soon came on my hand. I had the urge to cuddle with him after, which I’ve never felt before but I ended up finishing myself off quickly, using his cum as lube and he left after a few awkward words. All I think about now is making out with him.

My JO bud came over for a goon session and told me about something he saw online and wanted to try. Basically it was a way to simulate doggy style. I got in position in front of him and he lubed up my thighs, while I pushed up my junk. He then grabbed my hips and started to fuck my slippery thighs. Even though I didn’t really feel anything, i enjoyed his hands on my hips and I started to get into it. I made sure to bounce my fat ass on him, which he grabbed and slapped a bunch of times. After a minute or so he pulled out and came on my ass and back, which felt amazing. I stayed in position and jerked myself off. We’re definitely doing that again.

Mine are Amy schumer, Kris Jenner, tori spelling, Sarah palin… among many others