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Strangers Sharing Porn

Not sure if this count but here goes.

So I posted on reddit that I was looking for someone to goon out with over mutual interest in hot porn. I got a lot of replies from many people all over everyone with different taste in porn and as the time went on and hornier I got i became more open to people's request for me to jack off on camera.

One friend and I hit if off really well especially since im very Dom and the friend discovered love for being submissive and seeing me stroke.

The more we shared porn, the more my friend began to tell me how much craving for my cock grew and how they'd suck it until I cum.

After a good session i so was pent up and blew a massive load all over the wall and that sent my friend over the edge causing them to cum hard af and moan.

Im definitely looking to keep this going maybe later meet up in person who knows.

Wanted to keep it short let me know if you have questions

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u/geo7553 — 7 hours ago

Female massage therapist introduced me to a jerk bud

MWM, early 50s, mostly straight, love women, but get the occasional itch to relax and learn hand. 15 years ago when I was married to my ex in a sexist marriage, I regularly saw female massage therapist that offered a happy ending or more. I have become a regular with Samantha and we developed a client relationship. She had a tasteful office that was very discreet.

She was a thicker girl, but definitely easy on the eyes. Once we became good friends, the massage lasted maybe 15 to 20 minutes and then the real fun began. We will talk about our sexual past, our likes and dislikes while in the heat of the moment. Samantha was bisexual, and I told her about my past few experiences with jerk buds. I only had a few of them then, but nothing long-term. In fact, they were not that good.

The first one ended very quickly, and we were both very nervous. The second one was OK, but it was a one and done. She told me that one of her clients had also expressed his curiosity. Talking about this got her very hot and I ended up fucking her on the massage table. I had a burner phone at the time and I gave her my number. She said that she would reach out to Steve and coordinate everything.

About a week went by and she text me that he was interested. A few days later, we all met that morning at her office. Steve was a few years older than me. You could definitely feel the nervous tension, that sexual anticipation. Samantha was definitely in control and called the shots.

We all got naked and Samantha lay on her table. She had a bottle of baby oil and we began to cover her body. She begin getting as hard at the same time. It wasn’t long before we were fully erect. She took my hand and guided it to his cock. He then reached over and began jerking me.

Samantha told Steve to get on the table. We both began massaging him as he was grabbing both of us. Before he was able to blow his load, I told Samantha to get on top of him.

Up to this point, we had always used a condom. I guided his cock into her and he grabbed onto her hips. I got behind Samantha and laid my cock on top of his to help me guide it into her pussy. This was my first bareback, DVP.

Steve and I did not last long. In about two minutes, we had both whipped down our dicks and began shooting ropes on each other. Samantha told us that she had not had an orgasm yet.

Steve and I both began licking her and so she had a solid climax. Of course, post nut clarity began to fill my head. I could not believe what just happened. This happened a few more times. Each time got better.

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u/herkguy1 — 10 hours ago

Meant as a joke but came anyways

Started writing out the whole sequence of events before I realized it wouldn't make a good jobud story. So apologies if it feels like a little context is missing. But a lot of alcohol was involved as well as two women that were involved to various degrees.

But towards the end of my time with my roommate we had cooled off from jerking together because we were too busy with other things. Me with work and a FWB and him with his toxic girlfriend Dix.

After spending Drew's birthday with a low-key party it was just myself, Drew, Dix, and our friend Becca sitting around drinking and playing cards. We were betting on something like secrets or dares and mostly just trying to ignore Dix and her over the type I'm not like other girls and love sex personality.

Before too long Dix is baiting Becca into doing more and more sexual acts or to get Becca to dare her to. I can tell Drew is somewhat hoping for a birthday threesome with Becca and Becca is just over it. But Becca uses a winning poker hand to get Drew to flash the group his cock. Dix tries objecting about how she's bisexual and Becca is a woman but that I am a straight guy so it wouldn't be fair to me. I'm just drunk enough to say not like I haven't seen it before. So Drew stands up and shows off his half hard cock to the girls and me.

A few more bets go around that I don't really remember. But somehow Drew ended up outing our jobud fun to the table after losing another hand of poker. Becca already knew about it from me telling her, but Dix is just shocked about the whole thing. Game is pretty much forgotten as Dix is suddenly realizing she's not the only person at the table with something different about their sexuality. We all have as honest a discussion about the situation as we can despite being a little drunk.

Things seem mostly calmed down and we all split up to go to bed. Becca crashed in my bed and I took the couch to give her some privacy. Around maybe 3am I wake up to the sound of Dix and Drew fucking their brains out and head out to the patio for a cigarette and some quiet. Just relaxing outside with only my boxers on and feeling my cock stirring awake. I might not like Dix personally but her moans were still doing it for me.

Before I can decide if I'm going to jerk off or not I notice Dix standing by the sliding door completely naked. I'll let your imagination fill in how she looks so you're not disappointed with the reality. Coming inside she tells me she has an idea and I can tell she's completely wasted. Following her into Drew's bedroom he's laying on the bed completely naked and his cock fully hard and slick with her pussy juices.

Through her slurred speech I and him explaining it they both basically tell me they had originally hoped for a threesome for his birthday. But since Becca didn't pick up on her hints Dix figured I'd be up to filling in. Skip some conversation about it. But realizing I wasn't going to let Drew fuck my ass Dix just laid back while me and him jerked off to her. She gave us a little encouragement before passing out. Leaving me and him there mostly sober with our cocks in hand.

So we moved out to the living room since she was snoring away. Talked a little while still nude before deciding we both needed to bust. And grabbing some pillows and a blanket we got onto the floor and took each other's cocks in hand. His 5 inches and my 6. Could feel the stickiness from her pussy all over his cock and both of us facing each other with our legs over each other just pumping away.

Reaching our hands around to massage each other's balls with one hand and stroke with the other. We didn't talk much but did talk about how good her pussy smelled or how her ass looked and how sensitive her nipples were. Told him if after we all thought about it I'd be down to tag team her but I wouldn't take it in the ass unless he did too.

I don't know if it was the lingering booze or us both being covered in sweat and precum. But he just said he'd be open to trying and rocked backwards so his legs were in the air. I tried my best to keep the mental image of Dix's body in my head and moved his balls up for a good look at his ass. Decided I wasn't into it but did like the position and leaned forward enough to frot with him. He took the opportunity to start massaging his ass while I stroked us both. Letting my mind go blank and just focusing on the sensation of our cocks together and the mix of precum and pussy all over our cocks.

He wheezed out that he was getting close and I didn't warn him as I started cumming all over his cock and stomach. His own load pouring out of his cock a moment later. And we both rolled off each other to catch our breaths.

Just laying on the floor both naked and covered in cum and sweat gasping for air. And we realized Dix and Becca were both standing in the hallway to the bedrooms staring at us. Dix saying she thought we weren't actually serious about jerking off together and Becca just complimenting Drew on his yoga skills. I didn't know how much they saw until Becca filled me in later. But they both started watching somewhere between let's fuck Dix together and I'll bottom if you bottom too.

Completely embarrassed and feeling a little ashamed we tried covering up. Before the girls just sort of gave us a thumbs up.

I'll skip the rest but long story short I washed up in the shower before sleeping on my bedroom floor while Becca slept in my bed. Dix and Drew fucked on the living room floor while I was cleaning up and breakfast the next morning was extremely awkward with a hungover Dix regretting the previous night.

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u/wittyjokename92 — 9 hours ago

Blow-up doll fun

Since my other story from today is probably too rambling and less about buds than I usually share.

A different birthday story for y'all. My old friend group had a long standing tradition of basically publicly embarrassing each other for our 18th birthdays. We had a buddy that was a little younger than the rest of us. So when he finally turned 18 we did the whole tradition. It included dragging him to a local 18+ strip club which isn't as exciting when you're broke as shit and you know half the strippers from working the gas station down the road. And ending the humiliation by visiting the local sex shop next door and forcing the birthday boy to buy something.

Our friend who turned 18 wasn't really enjoying the good humor but he went through with the ritual anyway. Somehow everything lined up perfectly for my roommate and me. Performing at the strip club was Gina Lynn who we both had a porn crush on. And despite paying a ridiculously high cover charge we loved every minute of her dancing.

Leaving the club we dragged our buddy to the sexshop and while he was complaining about the weirdness of it I grabbed a DVD of Gina Lynn. Can't remember the exact DVD but it was some all girl video. Our buddy ended up buying the cheapest thing we'd let him which happened to be a crappy blow up doll.

Hitting our apartment we all wound down from the fun and have out more serious gifts to the birthday boy. It was a nice time and we all said our goodbyes before splitting up.

My roommate and me realized our buddy had left the blow up doll behind where we'd all taken turns writing different girl's names on it during the party. So me and him wiped off the sharpie of Cassandra that was on it's forehead and wrote Gina Lynn on it before sitting back on the couch with it between us.

Just cracking jokes and asking blow up Gina about different things as we watched the real Gina on the DVD selling dildos or something. Honestly we weren't even really horny but just more feeling goofy.

But as we started relaxing and enjoying the scenes of girls fucking each other we started rubbing our cocks through our pants. Couple quick texts to the girlfriends to make sure they weren't going to come by later. And me and him had our cocks out before Gina Lynn could make the girl squirt on TV. We didn't even really care about the blow up doll but kept moving it out of our way.

And finally tossing it on the floor it landed in a way that had the ass facing right towards us. We started joking about how hot it would have been to get a private dance from Gina and how she'd obviously want to get fucked by us. Feeling a little adventurous I got up and grabbed a bottle of lube from my bedroom before getting back to the living room. Only to find my roommate already holding up the doll and licking its pussy when I got back.

Laughing at him and asking how plastic tastes he said he was trying to lube it up since he's never fucked a doll before. Holding up the bottle of astroglide I told him lube works better than spit. So I came off and spread a big dollop of lube all over his cock and mine before lubing up the doll.

We tried fucking it side by side sitting down and twisting it so we could fuck it's mouth and pussy. But honestly it felt weird and not at all pleasurable. After a few minutes of attempting it we gave up.

And as we sat there pumping each other's cocks back to fully hard we came up with the idea to DP it like Gina was doing to some girls on the TV. Him sitting back with me sliding it onto his cock. The sight was pretty good but we quickly realized it was too tight for both our cocks to fit in.

So with me crouching over his lap we let out some of the air from the doll and added more lube to our cocks. Smacking them together I carefully pressed our cocks together into the doll. It was still a tight fit but much more pleasurable feeling our cocks pressed together and flexing against each other as we slowly fucked it. Just as we started getting a good rhythm going we heard a pop and hiss.

Couldn't find the leak in the doll but didn't want to stop either. So we picked up the pace of our thrusts as it deflated. By the time it was completely deflated we were holding each other's cocks together and fucking our fists through the plastic hard and fast. And we both were groaning and moaning as we started shooting our loads together. By the time we could relax a little bit I had a massive cramp in my leg and he had a slime trail of cum all over himself. Guess our cocks poked a hole through the pussy and ass of the doll so our loads just leaked out the back on him.

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u/wittyjokename92 — 8 hours ago

Jerked off with a older neighbor

I was going to the supermarket I work at to buy some groceries since I had ran out of stuff to make. I went there and I saw my crush in the frozen aisle. It was kinda nice to see her and we ended up talking and stayed together the entire time. I ended up walking her home and helped her with her groceries and we talked in front of her apartment, there’s like this lobby you can sit in. We ended up talking for about an hour until she finally went into her apartment since her mom was waiting on the groceries. I stayed in the lobby for a bit until i heard the first apartment door unlock and it was one of the customers that frequently goes to my job.

It was nice to see a familiar face, I’ll call him John for the sake of anonymity. John is an older guy, and he lives with his wife, his kids are my age and they’ve already gone to college. He greeted me and I greeted him and we ended up talking too. He asked if I had a crush on her, and I admitted to him I did. He told me it was pretty obvious and we laughed about that. We kept chatting some more and he offered advice if I ever needed it when it comes to women. I said yes and then I went home.

On one of my shifts I saw John and we got to talking. He brought up the cashier and said she was my type. He was totally right haha, we kept talking some more about comics and movies and stuff and then we parted ways. What i’m trying to say here is that John was a pretty great friend. He invited me to his house since I mentioned I was super hungry, he said his wife was making lamb chops and I’d to try that. Anyways, after work, I went over to his house, I met his wife and they were super nice and friendly people. After I ate, I helped set up their antenna since John wasn’t very tech savvy. Me and him were alone in his living room and he brought up my crush, he said that he saw her in a tank top and I probably would’ve loved to see that. I was kinda quiet and he immediately apologized for that weird comment, I told him he was completely right and it wasn’t weird, I told him I definitely would’ve loved to see haha.

I guess that’s how that barrier was broken because from that on, we talked about girls we know from life and movies and even cartoons! I was over at his house once again after walking my crush home and he asked me how it went. I told him it went fine, he asked if I had any experiences with girl, and I told him I’ve never kissed a girl and I am a virgin. He understood and he gave me a lot of advice, one of the things I asked about was if girls cared about penis size since that seems to be a big deal online and in porn. He told me it wasn’t, and that’s just porn raising expectations but it’s not realistic at all.

He asked me what was my size and I told him it was bigger than my phone, he got out a tape measure and said yeah that’s a pretty good size. I asked him what was his size and he said it was a little smaller and I called BS on that because he was much older than I am. I asked him if I could see it but I realized how gay that sounded haha, and he seemed to understand what I was about to say and my hesitancy. He assured me that it wasn’t necessarily gay, we are both men and we both have a dick anyways so why does it matter if I see his for a bit? I agreed and then he started to undo his belt and dropped his pants to his ankles and showed off his dick. He was semi hard, and pretty hairy, John was a little fat so it made it look smaller than it was. I asked him if I could take mine out so we could see for a fact and he agreed. I ended up dropping my sweatpants and we sat on the couch side by side with our dicks slowly getting harder and harder. Eventually we were both fully hard, with my cock standing up and his doing the same. He was a little smaller than me even with the fat hiding some of his length, he is also cut while I am uncut. That was a really interesting thing to learn, anyways we were both there on his couch with our cocks hard.

He brings up my crush and said she would be lucky if she got to suck my cock and that kinda made me really horny. I kinda throbbed a little bit and he assured me I could jerk off if I wanted to and I took him up on his offer. I told him he could took and we both were just casually talking while jerking off, the conversation quickly turned pervy as we talked about my crush and the cashier from work. He stood up and got naked and sat back down. We both jerked our cocks together to porn he put on his laptop that we were both into. It was pretty hot! Eventually john ended up cumming on his stomach, and he started encouraging me to cum, he pulled up a picture of my crush that had taken that he had, it was a birthday party and it was of his wife and my crush. I eventually came to them and we cleaned up, it was a really good time and I enjoyed it a ton!

That’s what got me into jerk buds, unfortunately me and john aren’t jerky buds anymore. But i’m hoping to find one online someday, hopefully long term and not a one off like how it was with John.

Anyways, thanks for reading! I’d love to talk more about it if anyone likes.

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u/HarleyQuinnJerker — 10 hours ago

Adult Theaters?

How does everyone feel about Adult Theaters? I feel like it can be a hit or miss, but it's definitely worth ig when it's a hit. There's something about jerking off with strangers that's gets me turned on.

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u/Ill-Acanthisitta-814 — 18 hours ago

Fishing Trip Jerkfest pt3 - final

Fishing Trip Jerkfest pt3 - final

We woke up early the next morning to go fishing. Jeff loaded the boat with our tackle and rods while I made us coffee and food to bring. We got out on the lake, dropped anchor and settled in to fish. We didn't really talk much up to that point and I was wondering if regret on his part had set it. Finally Jeff spoke...so last night was interesting, he said with a chuckle. I asked him if he had any doubts or regrets. He assured me he did not and said he was looking forward to some more fun. I was relieved.

After a few hours of fishing the cool morning air turned hot. Very hot. Soon both of us were just in shorts, no shirts. We applied sun screen to each others upper body. It was of course very sensual. As I lotioned up his back Jeff let out the slightest moan. I reached my hand around and slipped it down his athletic shorts. No underwear, just a semi hard cock. I jacked him for a moment, then slipped his shorts down and told him to sit on the chair. I got on my knees between him and took his massive cock in my mouth. I gagged and slurped as much of his dick as I could. Jeff grabbed the back of my head and gently face fucked me. My eyes were watering and spit and slobber was running down his shaft. Soon he picked up the pace and told me he was about to cum. As he was just about to nut I pulled his cock out of my mouth and jerked him off so he could explode all over my face. And did he. Jeff screamed in extasy as he shot rope after rope of hot thick cum all over my face and mouth. I had never taken a cum shot that big before. I used my fingers to wipe the cum off my face and into my mouth. When I was done cleaning up as best as I could, I jumped into lake to finish cleaning up and cool off.

Jeff asked if I wanted to cum but I told him I wanted to wait until we got back to the cottage.

We fished for another hour, caught 6 good pickerel and headed back in. That was the last fishing we did all weekend!!

Once back we put the fish in the fridge and headed to the shower. We quickly showered together and back to the bed we went. We pulled up some porn on his phone and casted it to the tv. We laid there slowly jacking off for a while. Then we jerked each other off for a bit before Jeff crawled onto of me so we could frot. We grinded our cocks together very slowly as we deeply made out. We took turns holding our cocks together, using the massive amount of precum as lube. Soon I felt like I couldn't hold out anymore. I told Jeff I was going to cum and he told me to wait so we could cum together. I held out as long as I could but I couldn't hold back anymore. I yelled I was going to cum and shot my load all over his cock. Seconds later he came all over my cock. We immediately layed down into a 69 position to clean each other up. We both licked each other clean and then we sucked each other's semi hard cummy cocks until we were both hard again. Jeff asked me if I would fuck his ass again. Of course I agreed.

Jeff layed on the bed on his stomach, and slightly raised his ass up in the air. I added a good amount of lube to my cock and his ass. I started with a finger, slowly fingering his hole. Then I added a second finger. Then once he was looser I slipped my cock in. It went right in with no hesitation. Jeff said holy fuck yes!! I slowly fucked him. I pumped slowly and deeply. Jeff bucked his ass back at me so I picked up the pace. Soon I was pounding his hole as he screamed for me to fuck him harder and faster. I couldn't hold out any more and came deep into his ass. I rolled off him and tried to catch my breath. Jeff said that was amazing. He then asked if he could fuck me. I had never taken a cock his size before, but thought it was only fair.

He lubed up and I got into doggy position. He lined his monster up with my hole and slowly slipped it in. It hurt like hell. I thought he was going to rip me apart. Jeff went slow and soon my ass relaxed and I got used to his cock. Just as I was really getting into Jeff said oh fuck oh fuck!! And then he came. I could feel my ass fill up with his warm cum. His softened cock slipped out of my hole and a wave of cum followed.

We were exhausted so we took a nap. Once we woke up we spent the rest of the weekend naked. We swam, sat in the hot tub, drank and sucked and fucked!! We averaged 4 orgasms each per day. I was sad when it was time to go home. We went home...I gave him a blowjob on the way back...and we went on with our regular lives. We asked about our weekend we just told everyone the same story...not alot of fish were caught, but it was relaxing! We are planning another trip for next month. Hopefully my brother in law has to work!!!

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u/jizz72 — 1 day ago

Seeing my frat brothers dick for the first time

All characters are 18+

The party was a fucking bust.

We got back to the frat house around 2 a.m., both of us drunk enough to feel loose but sober enough to know we’d struck out hard. Connor and I had been grinding on girls all night, but nothing stuck. One chick gave Connor her number and then ghosted him on the walk home. I got close with this blonde in the kitchen, but her friends pulled her away before anything could happen. We were both pent up, frustrated, and still half-hard from all the grinding and flirting that went nowhere.

Connor flopped onto my bed the second we got to my room. “Dude, that was lame as hell. I’m so fucking horny I could die.”

“Same,” I said, kicking off my shoes. “Haven’t nutted in like a week. My balls are actually hurting.”

We sat there in silence for a minute, the house still loud downstairs with the stragglers. Connor pulled out his phone, then looked over at me.

“Wanna just watch some porn and rub one out?” he asked, like it was the most normal suggestion in the world. “We’re both fucked anyway. Might as well get it out of our systems.”

I laughed, but I was already half-hard just from the idea. “Yeah, fuck it. My laptop’s on the desk.”

We didn’t even bother moving to separate spots. We both sat on the edge of my bed, backs against the wall, legs stretched out, and pulled up some porn on my laptop. Straight stuff, some chick with huge tits getting railed on a couch. The volume was low, but the wet sounds still filled the room.

Neither of us said anything for the first minute or two. We just watched. Then Connor shifted and started undoing his belt.

“Fuck it,” he muttered, pulling his cock out. It was already rock hard, thick and veiny, curving up toward his stomach. He wrapped his hand around it and gave it a slow stroke, thumb brushing over the head to spread the precum that was already leaking.

I did the same, freeing mine. We were both pretty similar, average length but thick, the kind of dicks that looked good when they were hard and angry. Connor glanced over, eyes flicking down for a second before he looked back at the screen.

“Damn, bro,” he said, voice a little rough as he stroked himself steadily. “Your shit looks good. Thick as fuck. That head is really fat.”

I felt my face heat up, but I laughed. “Yours too, man. That curve is crazy. Looks like it would hit all the right spots.”

We started stroking for real. Slow at first, just matching the rhythm on the screen. The girl was moaning loud now, getting fucked from behind. Connor’s hand moved up and down his shaft in smooth, practiced strokes, spreading the precum that kept leaking from his tip. I couldn’t help glancing over every few seconds. It was weird seeing my best friend’s dick like this, hard and shiny, his fist sliding along the length, but it was also kinda hot in a way I didn’t want to think about too hard.

“Fuck, she’s got a nice ass,” Connor said, eyes glued to the laptop. His hand sped up a little, making wet sounds as he twisted his wrist on the upstroke. “Would destroy that shit if I had the chance.”

“Same,” I answered, stroking a little faster. “Those tits are insane too. Bouncing like crazy.”

Connor shifted again, spreading his legs a bit more. His balls hung heavy between his thighs as he worked his cock. “You stroke it good, dude. Looks like you know what you’re doing. That grip looks tight.”

I grinned, feeling bold from the alcohol. “You too, bro. Your cock looks really good when it’s all shiny like that. Pre’s dripping down your shaft and making it glisten.”

We kept going like that, talking through it. Complimenting each other’s dicks, talking about the porn, saying shit we probably wouldn’t say if we were completely sober. Connor’s hand moved faster, the wet sounds getting louder as he leaked more precum. I matched him, my own cock throbbing in my fist, the head slick and sensitive.

“Fuck, I’m getting close,” Connor said after a while, his hand flying up and down his thick shaft. “That girl’s getting railed so good. Look at how she’s taking it.”

“Me too,” I admitted, voice tight. “Your cock looks so fucking hard, man. Keep going.”

Connor groaned, hips lifting off the bed a little. “Shit… I’m gonna bust.”

We both finished within seconds of each other. He came first, thick ropes shooting up onto his stomach and chest while he let out a low, drawn-out “fuuuuck.” Watching him lose it pushed me over the edge. I came hard, groaning as I painted my own abs, my cock pulsing in my fist.

We sat there breathing heavy for a minute, the porn still playing in the background. Connor grabbed some tissues from my nightstand and tossed me the box without a word. We cleaned up in silence, the room still hot and thick with the smell of sweat and cum.

“That was… actually really good,” Connor said quietly as he wiped the last of it off his stomach.

“Yeah,” I agreed, tossing the tissues in the trash. “Felt way better than doing it alone after that shitty party.”

We didn’t talk about it again that night. He crashed on the floor like usual, and I passed out on my bed.

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u/CaldwellBlack — 2 days ago

Update on me and my best friend's situation from last week

Hi, a week or so ago I made a post here, which I'll link here. https://www.reddit.com/r/jobudstories/s/jZuPB4qheW

I appreciated all the (mostly) good advice, and non-completely sexual comments. (I get that this is inherently a bit sexual, but this is a real situation lol so keep the crazy dms and comments to a minimum please!)

Update:

A couple nights ago Jake and I were just chilling at my place like always. One of our other friends had been over earlier but left after a while. About 15 minutes after he dipped, I pulled up this really hot girl on IG to kind of get the vibe going. Jake was pretty aloof about it.

Ten minutes later I said, “You mind if I show you a porn scene I’ve been liking lately?” He shrugged and said sure.I put it on and he agreed it was super hot. I kept watching it and eventually told him, “I think I’m gonna stroke.” He said “Go ahead.”

I asked if he was gonna join and he said probably not. I was like “Alright… right here is fine?” and he said “Sure, I don’t give a fuck.” I took my dick out kind of hesitantly and started going for a few minutes.

Then he changed his mind and asked for the name of the video so he could watch it on his own phone. I sent it to him, he pulled his out, and we were both stroking side by side again.At first he wasn’t looking over much, but after like 20 minutes he started staring at my cock pretty hard. Like, really staring.

Eventually he said, “Take your hand off it.”I was like “What?” He repeated it, sounding kind of annoyed: “Take your hand off your dick, bro.” I took my hand off, and stood it like straight up. He kept staring at it for another 10 seconds or so, then groaned and shot his load. Right after he finished he got up immediately to clean up.

While he was gone I finished myself. When he came back I grabbed some paper towels, made a small joke trying to keep it light, but he didn’t really laugh.He still stayed the night like usual, but there were almost no words between us afterwardfor the rest. of the night.

The room just felt quiet in a weird way.It’s been a few days now and we haven’t talked about it at all. Everything is still normal on the surface when we hang out, but it definitely feels more awkward this time, than the last time.

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u/LCKenny4545 — 2 days ago

Far Away for My First Time

I spent a semester abroad my junior year of college. On the weekends, I travelled throughout Europe and Scandinavia. I spent one weekend in Stockholm and was able to find a hostel that had individual rooms. When I checked into the hostel, there was an option to book a room and share it with another traveler. I didn't have much money at the time, so it was an easy decision. I took the shared room.

When I first got to the room, it was empty. I thought I might get lucky and get the room to myself. However, about thirty minutes later there was a gentle knock on the door. As I looked towards the door, the handle turned and the door slowly opened.

He seemed like a decent guy. He was about my age, from Copenhagen, and decent looking. We talked for a bit, hit it off and decided to hit the town together that night. We both commented how attractive the women were in Stockholm and we agreed to be each other's wingman that evening.

We spent hours bar hopping and drinking. Sadly, we had no luck with the ladies and eventually headed back to the hostel.

As we washed up and got ourselves ready for bed, I made a comment about how disappointing it was that neither one of us got lucky that night.

I will never forget what he said next.

"Tonight doesn't have to be disappointing. We don't have to go to bed without getting some sort of release. It's up to you what you want to do, but if it's ok with you, I am going to take off my clothes and get myself off. Would you like to watch?"

Before I had a chance to respond he began to undress. I watched intently. First he took off his shirt and revealed a fit, muscular, body. Next he dropped his shorts and revealed his rock hard cock. He started to stroke himself, looked straight at me, and said, "Now you show me."

To my surprise, I was already hard. I undressed as he asked, faced him, and slowly stroked my throbbing cock.

It didn't take long until we both came. I came first and he quickly followed suit.

We cleaned up and retired to our beds. Before we fell asleep, he quietly said to me, "If we don't get lucky tomorrow, maybe we can explore some more. After all, it will be our last night and we will probably never see each other again."

To be continued if there is interest.

- A

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u/MrShaw649 — 2 days ago

Hormones

Not sure how this little story will stack up. It's true, so it's got that going for it. On the other hand, it's true so it's not sexed up haha.

J and I were really good friends, definitely each other's best friend. He wasn't some massive success with the ladies, but he was a good-looking guy and an outgoing guy, so he had some game, even if his ambitions were always far beyond his track record. I mean, my track record was an absolute zero, so I always eagerly (too eagerly? haha) devoured the stories of his hookups. They were pretty tame, all things considered, but it was better than nothing and it was a rush to know what he was doing with women.

J and I had a very lightly sexual relationship, the way young guys sometimes do. We'd talk about who we thought was hot. Sometimes we'd even pass along porn we thought was hot. (I always preferred the scenes where it showed the men doing the fucking. This, uh, would turn out to make more sense in a few years.)

We crashed at each other's house sometimes. I'd sleep in my bed and he'd sleep in a sleeping bag on the floor in the same room.

One night, after we turned the lights off to go to sleep, I lied there for five or 10 minutes. After a while I heard him say, "Hey, are you awake?" I was, but only half awake and I wanted to be asleep so I ignored. Another minute passed.

The quiet was broken by the distinct sound of quiet fapping. His breathing became a little more laboured, the sound of wet stroking crept into the dark room and I couldn't quite believe what I was hearing. Or how hard I was getting.

I stayed quiet, touching myself and spreading my precum around my head. I hoped I wasn't making a sound; he was probably wrapped up in his own stroking at any rate.

Suddenly the wet stroking stopped and there was a big sigh followed by quiet.

My dick was still hard but I didn't make a sound. I didn't know exactly how but I was going to have to bring this up the next day.

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u/EquivalentRow4821 — 2 days ago

Made a bud stroke to my joi next to me in a hotel

I had a irl friend who over the years chatted a bit more widely while playing games. One time her shared his wife on there and said it was an accident. I didn’t mind and let him know. He mentioned he was bi and I asked if he liked me and he said yes. I would send him teasing pics and he would share his wife and him.

Eventually I would tell him how to stroke himself. He would bust hard following my joi. He had a work event back home and I told him I would give him instructions in person.

I showed up to the hotel and he put on videos of his wife while I told him what to do. He busted all over himself!

I need a bud like this again.

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u/stonenygamer420 — 2 days ago

Me and my best friend

45 years ago when I was a teenager I had my best friend over for a sleepover. Back then we didn’t have cell phones, and cable was something new. Dirty magazines were what everyone had to look at. That night we were in my room numbing through magazines and reading the stories in them. It was late and we were both exhausted from being up all day. He turned the lights out and ready for bed, I told him if he heard anything it was me. I told him I was going to jerk off because I was horny from looking at the pictures. He didn’t believe me and said he was going to turn the light back on. I told him go ahead that it wasn’t a big deal. Well he did, and there I was stroking my cock. He just kinda sat up and watched me. I told him that if he wanted to he could jerk off too. Well he pulled out his cock and started stroking himself. He had a skinny cock with a big head on it. I’ve got a thick cock with a nice head as well. I told him that he could touch mine if he wanted to, in which he did. I returned the favor to him. I had never felt another guys cock before. It was a weird feeling to touch his cock, then he began to stroke mine. So I stroked his too, it was such a different feeling to have someone else jerking me off. I was 18, he was 20. I had never had sex before so it was the first time anyone ever touched my cock. We stroked each other and we both came bucket loads. I still remember the shaking feeling I had while cuming. We cleaned up and went to sleep. We never did it again nor did we talk about it again. Now all these years later we’re still friends, married and still see each other from time to time. I call it exploring our sexual youth. Those were the good old days of innocence, nobody thought about it being dirty. It seemed like something that everybody went through as teenagers.

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u/are_you_foreal — 3 days ago

Freshman Year in the Dorm - Part 2

Author's Note - This starts where "Freshman Year in the Dorm" (posted 2 to 3 days ago) left off. You might want to read it first if you haven't already.

So, the first few days after our first encounter were a bit awkward. But by Wednesday or Thursday of the following week, we were pretty much back to our normal banter and routines but no mention was made of what had happened the previous weekend. The next weekend arrived and Mark and I ate a couple meals together but that was about it....didn't really hang out too much. By Thurday of the following week I'm beginng to think it was a one-time thing and I was sort of okay with that. Oh, I jerked off as much as I could, reliving every minute of the experience. Got hard just thinking about it. But I kept telling myself, "Damn, I'm straight. I've jerked off to Playboy and Penthouse and raunchy straight novels all my life." I'd never even seen a fully hard cock other than my own, even in pictures, before that night with Mark.

Friday night came and Mark asked if I wanted to join him and a couple friends for a night of bar hopping on High Street. Hell, yes, I wanted to. By now, I was sure our fun two weeks before was over and done with. The four of usl had a fun night, hitting on girls but getting no where. Last bar we stopped at were a couple of real hot girls by themselves. They were real teases but left us all high and dry. As they walked out the door, Mark said, "Damn, I'm gonna have to jerk one out tonight" and just as he said it, he gave my foot a gentle kick under the table. I jumped a bit, startled not by what he said but by the kick. "What the fuck does that mean?" I said to myself. The other guys laughed but he didn't smile at me or anything and I gave him no response. But honestly, yeah, my dick started tingling.

We finished our last beer and headed out a few minutes after the girls left. A few minutes later the other two guys veered off and headed to their dorm. Mark and and I don't say anything for a few minutes and then in a quiet voice he says, "So, did you like it?" I'm thinking he is asking if I enjoyed partying with his two other friends so I say, "Sure, I like those guys...had a good time." He replied, "Tom. that's not what I'm talking about." Maybe it's the alcohol, or maybe I'm just slow sometimes, but I said, "What, then?". He stopped dead in his tracks and looked at me. Then it hit me! But I didn't know what to say. He said, "Well?"

My dick stirred again. Finally, I said, "Yeah, it was kinda fun...never done anything like that before..not sure if I would again or not." But my dick is definitely hard now, which I don't mention to Mark. And he replied, "Okay, no problem, I'm cool with that." Damn, what do I do now? Do I want something to happen again or not? Yeah, I do. No, I dont. Fuck, I'm so confused. And still hard.

We walk a bit more before I finally got up the courage to say, "You've messed around like that before, haven't you?" He said, "Yeah, I had a friend in high school and we had a little fun. But honestly, I never came as hard as I did that night with you." My heart jumps a bit, and so does my dick. "What do you mean," I ask. "Cause you were so reluctant. It was like I had to seduce you." I kinda laughed. "But I was pretty sure I had you when you leaned over the bunk and looked and when you got down, I knew I had you, just had to reel you in slowly." I felt my face flush. "I mean, there was so much fucking tension after you got down down to take a closer look at my hard cock. I saw your leg shaking and man was your cock bulging in your underwear. And when you finally sat on my bed, it was like their was electricity in those sheets." I sighed, that was all true. I walked a bit further, figthing the urge to tell him we would do it again. "I'm not gay, Mark. Not sure this is for me." Again he told me he was cool with that.

It was dead silence and then he said something that I did not fully appreciate until a couple years later. "Tom, you are so lucky you've never been laid." I'm like, "What the fuck are you talking about? Not getting laid by age almost 19 is lucky? You're crazy." "Listen to me," he said, "once you get pussy regularly, then don't get any, it's terrible. You get addicted to it. You need it bad, It's all you can think about. These past 2 months have been the hardest of my life. Susie and I have been fucking for almost a year. And bang, it's gone. I won't be going back home for another two months. It's driving me crazy I miss it so much. Look, I'm not gay either but I'm not going to cheat on Susie with some chick I pick up in a bar. But jerking with someone is way better than trying to sneak in a jerk by yourself when no one is around. It's about connection, the warmth and glow of sharing something you love with someone else. And it just fucking feels so good. It doesn't mean you're gay. You got to admit, it was good that night. But hey, I understand where you're coming from and I respect that. And, no, I'm not going to bring some strange dude I meet back to our room. You're the best friend I've made here and I don't want to fuck that up."

Whoa. This was some serious shit now. Hard-on gone. Neither of us said another damn word as we headed into the dorm and up to our room. It was the weekend. Kevin was back at home with his girlfriend as usual.

Except for meals, Mark and I did not leave the room until it was time for Kevin to return Sunday evening......

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u/Scarykangaroo61059 — 3 days ago

Jerking for fat wobbly ass

Im a 28 y/o BBC and I met a bud last week through one of the servers I’m in, and I thought I hit the jackpot. We exchanged fat wobbly ass, sloppy blowjobs on bbc and mmf threesomes and double barrel blowjobs and oral frottage. We exchanged all of this stuff while we were on a mic call and just stroked and moaned and groaned and talked about what we would do if we were with a big fat assed girl and had our way. It got kinda bi but honestly he didn’t really give a fuck. we were both moaning and cussing so loud and had our dicks so wet and shiny with lube while we stroked. Only problem is his wife is home from her vacation so I fear I may have lost a potential long term bud. We haven’t talked for three days since she’s back and I don’t know if I’ll ever find a verbal guy that likes what I like again. Miss him a lot though

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u/HookPE47 — 3 days ago

First time

39m here who has been looking for a JO buddy the past little bit. Was interested in trading my wife’s panties and jerking off with someone to them. Got messaged by a mid 20s male who was single but had a bit of a thing for older ladies. We chatted for a bit and then arranged to meet in a secluded parking lot one evening. I brought 2 of my wife’s thongs and some lube. He got into my vehicle, and we slowly started to rub our cocks through our shorts as we smelled her panties. I shower him pictures of my wife as we began stroking and shortly after trading panties he said he was ready to cum. We both shot big loads into a pair of her thongs and cleaned up and went on our way. Was such a hot experience and can’t wait until next time

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u/outlandish35 — 4 days ago

Nude Beach first time - part 2

Follow up to part 1

https://www.reddit.com/r/jobudstories/s/bXuwM0ct4p
So after we were done and taking a break and a swim, all of us just hornier than before, I sat in my chair for a bit to relax, left side guy went for a stroll down the beach and right side guy soon came up and started chatting under my umbrella…. Again, another cock in front of my face.🤦🏻‍♂️ He clearly wanted more so I started jerking him off again and just staring at my hand stroking his cock.
Before too long he wanted to stroke mine too so he knelt down in front of me. The beach wasn’t too busy in this area but when someone walked by we stopped.
Anyways…. With me in the beach chair and him knelt in front of me we were able to get a comfortable grip on each other. We took turns rubbing and jerking our cocks together and eventually basically just edging each other slowly. No talk, just moans and the visuals.
After minutes of this and now being hard for probably close to an hour on and off, left side guys is back from his beach walk and stands to the right of my chair. Now I have 1 guy frotting/edging with me and another cock at eye level while I’m stroking it. Standing guy really likes to watch us and the precum leaking from our cocks, creating lube between our cock heads. Standing guy finally takes his own cock in his hand and started stroking it with intention… I can tell he wants to unload his balls as I’m cupping and massaging his big full nut sack. He says ‘I’m gonna cum’, I say ‘don’t cum on me’ lol. Then he busted about 4 ropes into the air and onto the sand while I coaxed it out with his balls which I could feel tighten and pulsate. Me and the other guy encouraged him… hot as hell. Although he and I didn’t cum and we took a break shortly after, it was still really hot. Hope y’all enjoyed reading…. AMA

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u/FickleRevolution748 — 3 days ago

First time JObud story

I have a buddy from college who is gay. Knew him for all four years and randomly kept in contact for years after graduating. We would have casual conversations that somehow turned into talking about personal topics. Experiences… relationships… intimacy. I noticed he was casually flirting with me (at times) but he kept it rather innocent since I’m straight(ish).

Fast forwarding a significant amount of time… we are both about 32 years old at the time this story occurs. Our conversations turned into him suggesting we hang out. Nothing sexual mentioned… at first. But the more we talked, the more he would lean that way. Even went as far as saying we should play strip games because he wanted to see me naked.

One day he outwardly came out and admitted he wanted to watch porn with me. Even going as far as reassuring me he wouldn’t do anything I didn’t want… just wanted to have a JO session.

Admittedly… the more the conversations persisted… the more I got turned on. I told him I wouldn’t mind trying out jerking with a bud/jerking a bud. So needless to say, his attempts to get me to come over intensified.

One day after a long shift at work… he happened to message me when I was on my way home. Saying he had pizza and beer and that I should stop over. After a whole bunch of “I dunnos” and “I’m tireds”… I finally caved. I went to his place.

We had a rather nervous/awkward hello as I hadn’t seen him in years… we took the elevator to his apartment and walked inside. He offered pizza and a drink and I politely declined and sat on his couch. He sat next to me and asked what I wanted to do. Fighting through nerves with courage, I told him I wanted to touch his cock.

So with little delay, he pulled off his shorts exposing his tight fitting boxers. I could see his already hard cock outlined through them with just a little precum showing through. He folded them down and out flopped his cock. It was thick… cut… probably 7.5 inches. I grabbed it and started stroking up and down while he slumped down on his couch to get situated for better enjoyment.

Along the way he asked me how it felt to grab a guys cock… as I continued for what couldn’t have been more than 45-60 seconds, he told me he was going to cum. Shortly after that statement I was stroking his cock as he shot cum on his stomach… not making sounds but holding his breath and clearly enjoying it.

After he was done enjoying his orgasm he, still with his cock out and cum covered stomach, said “your turn” and reached into my shorts, pulling out my cock. I have a 6.5 inch cut cock that was rock fucking hard… he wrapped his hand around my cock and started rubbing away. I have to admit it felt so good… almost as if it were my first sexual encounter. I doubt a full minute passed before I was warning him that I was about to cum.

Here’s where the story gets a tad embarrassing… he began jerking me so vigorously after my announcement that I shot cum everywhere. On me… on him… on the couch… the floor… the coffee table. I even had to apologize.

Afterwards he handed me a towel. We cleaned up. And I left.

And that… is my story. I relive it in my head regularly.

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u/LetsConnectTonight — 4 days ago

Unexpected rest area release

It's been a few years since I've played with another guy, and this happened yesterday.

On a road trip for the 4th of July with the family. We got a puppy a month ago that's hyper as hell. My wife sees a rest area ahead with a sign saying it has a dog area.

We pull in, and they take the puppy to the fenced in play area while I head in to use the bathroom. I noticed there was only 1 other car in the whole parking lot. I entered the bathroom and saw a college age kid at one of the urinals. Tall and athletic wearing a t shirt and basketball shorts.

He looked at me nervously and turned back to the stall. I take a urinal a few spots down and start peeing. Out of the corner of my eye I can see him stroking his hard cock slowly. I figured I had about 5 minutes, and this was a chance I couldn't pass up.

I didn't zip up and walked over with my cock exposed. I stood at the urinal next to him and started stroking. He gave a nervous "Hey" and pulled down his shorts, fully exposing his shaved 6 inch cock and balls. He had a great tight ass too.

I asked how old he was, and he said 19. I asked if my 45 year old married cock is too old for him and he said he has always had a "daddy" kink. My trimmed 5.5 inch cock was starting to get hard so I grabbed his cock and started frotting them together. We both let out a moan as he leaked some precum on my cock.

I knew I had to be fast so I asked him "You want to suck daddy's cock?" He nodded yes and dropped to his knees. He took my whole cock in his mouth with ease and started bobbing up and down, running his tongue under my cock head each time. I knew I would last long and held the back of his head while fucking his mouth.

After only a minute, I felt myself getting close. I asked, "You want daddy's cum in your mouth?" He moaned around my shaft, which I assumed meant yes. I came so hard and filled his mouth with 6 or 7 spurts of warm cum. He swallowed eagerly and caught his breath.

I zipped up, and he looked disappointed that I was going to just leave. He stood up and I started stroking his hard cock and playing with his smooth ass. I asked if he could cum quick and he said yes.

I turned him towards the urinal and slid my hand down his ass crack. I was pleased to find his ass was smooth and shaven as well. I sucked on my middle finger to get it wet, then began rubbing his asshole. He moaned quietly and I asked if it felt good.

He just nodded as I worked my finger up his ass. I reached around and began stroking his cock and he put his arm around my shoulder for support. He was leaking precum all over my hand, mumbling that he was getting close.

I started pushing my finger in and out of his ass while stroking faster. I whispered in his ear, "Too bad we don't have more time cause I bet you would love daddy's cock in your ass?" He whimpered "Yes", and I said "I bet you would even let daddy cum deep in your ass too." He grunted "Yes", and began cumming hard. I could feel his ass squeezing with every contraction as he shot at least 8 large ropes of cum into the urinal. He shot so hard you could hear each spurt hitting the porcelain.

I looked down and my finger were covered in his cum. I couldn't resist and licked some off my hand. It was salty and warm. He leaned forward and said he came so hard. I gave his ass a playful slap and began to wash my hands.

I told him I'll be passing back here on Monday sometime, and perhaps we can meet again. I left the bathroom with an empty bladder and balls!

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u/wildwilly696969 — 4 days ago

Fishing Trip jerkfest pt2

Fishing Trip jerkfest pt2

So we head inside the cabin, and Jeff leads me to his bedroom. He opens up his gym bag and pulls out a latex woman's torso sex toy, with both pussy and asshole openings. Wow, I say, that's hot. Jeff suggests we take turns. He also pulls out a bottle of lube and so we lube up our hard cocks and take turns fucking to toy and egging each other on. He shoves his cock in the pussy, then asshole, then back in the pussy telling me he always wanted to try that with real woman. After a bit I suggest we try and double penetrate the toy. He excitedly agrees and lays on the bed. He lowers the toy on his cock and I straddled his legs and lined my cock up with the asshole. He moaned as I entered the ass and said oh fuck dude, that's it, fuck her ass!

We stayed in this position for a few minutes fucking the shit out of his toy but then my cock slipped out. Instead of putting my cock back in the ass, I slipped my cock into the pussy with his cock so out big cocks could rub against each other while we fucked his toy. When I entered the toys pussy Jeff let out a huge long moan. Holy fuck that feels good man, he said. I told him that our cocks rubbing against each other feels so amazing. He agreed and within moments screamed he was going to cum. I told him to blow his load deep in that pussy. Suddenly I felt him tense up and his warm cum fill the hole. I pulled out and my cock was dripping with cum. He pulled the toy off his semi hard, cummy cock and layed there in ecstasy. I don't know what came over me but looking down at that latex pussy covered in his cum made me crazy. I got on my knees next to the toy and started to eat the toy pussy making sure I got every last drop of cum out of it.

Jeff almost blew a gasket!! Wow...that's so fucking hot dude, he said. When I was done eating the pussy I just moved over beside Jeff and slurped up his semi hard cock in my mouth and sucked him clean. He moaned and said oh yes dude, suck my cock!! I sucked his cock and jerked it with one hand while my other hand jacked my hard cock. I didn't cum in the toy and was super turned on so it only took me seconds to cum. I took his cock out of my mouth and held it as I pumped my cock until I exploded all over his cock and stomach. Then without a word, I dropped my head down again and licked and sucked his cock. I cleaned all of my cum up.

Jeff could not believe what had just happened. He was so excited that he was hard as a rock again. I told him I needed a bit before round 3. We laughed and hoped in the shower together, washing all the cum off each other, exploring our bodies with our hands. He told me he had never touched another cock before and that I felt amazing.

After dinner we decided to hop in the hot tub for a bit. We still hadn't worn any clothes yet. We soaked in the tub for a bit, talking about sex, what we have done before and what turns us on.

He stated that he wanted to try and frot. Jeff really liked the feeling of our cocks rubbing together in his toy. We hopped out of the tub, dried off and headed to his bedroom again. We were already both hard. We knelt on the bed facing each other and applied lube to each others cock. We just knelt there stroking each other for a few moments. He huge cock felt so good. We moaned as we played with each others cock. Then he put our cocks together and jacked us both off. I put my hands on his shoulders for support. We were moaning and breathing heavy as we took turns mashing our cocks together. Our heads were resting against each other. I took one hand and placed it on the back of his neck and kissed him. At first he kind of tensed up, like he wasn't sure he wanted to kiss, but then he kissed me back deep and passionate. We made out, swirling our tongues together like it was our first ever kiss. He moaned that he was close to cumming. Jeff whispered to me that he wanted to cum on my face, and would that be okay? I broke our embrace and layed down on the bed. Jeff moved his huge hog over my face and pumped away. I moaned to him to cum on my face...give me all that beautiful cum dude, I said. Jeff grunted and sprayed me with the biggest cum shot I have ever witnessed. When he was finished cumming I took his cock into my mouth and sucked every last drop from him. Now it was my turn. Jeff asked me where I wanted to cum. I told him to get on his hands and knees...I wanted to cum on his ass. Jeff immediately got into position. He lowered his face into the pillow and stuck his ass up in the air. I positioned myself behind him and with his cum dripping off my face I wiped some cum off and used it as lube. It only took me a few good pumps before I announced I was going to cum. Jeff took both hands and spread his cheeks wide. I blasted a huge stream of jizz all over his ass and asshole. Once done I got on my hands and knees to clean up my mess. I licked all my cum off his ass and licked his asshole clean. He moaned and groaned as I rimmed him. After most of my cum was licked up I started to rub my still hard cock on his ass. Jeff just moaned more and slowly bucked his hips back onto me. I gently inserted my cockhead into his moist asshole. Jeff groaned with pleasure, so I pushed in a little more. He didn't protest so I slowly fucked his ass very gently until I was all the way inside him. Jeff said oh my God that feels so good, I can't believe I'm getting fucked. I asked him if he was okay and he said yes, and to keep fucking him. I fucked him slow and deep for 2 or 3 minutes and to my amazement I felt like I was going to cum again. I started to pick up the pace and suddenly I was pounding his hole as he screamed for me to fuck him harder and harder. I told him I was so close to cumming again and Jeff told me to pull out and cum on his face. I pulled out and Jeff flipped over just in time to receive my final orgasm of the night. I shot a smaller load on his face and in his mouth. Then to my surprise Jeff lifted his head and took my cock in his mouth and sucked me for a moment. Then we kissed and shared my load. It was so hot. I was spent. I had nothing left. Jeff was still hard and so excited that he laid down next to me and stroked a final load out for the night. Then we kissed and cuddled and fell asleep together.

And that was just day one!!! Let me know it you want part3.

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u/jizz72 — 4 days ago