Overhearing dorm neighbour
One time me and 2 mates at uni were hanging out at my mates dorm room playing Xbox and then we heard his neighbour through the paper thin walls loudly fucking his gf, they were going at it for ages and we heard her keep saying stuff like “you’re so big” and “fuck me with that huge cock” and stuff like that and one of my mates who I’ll call Ashton said something like “I’ll never have a girl say that about my little dick” and me and my other mate who I’ll call Blake started asking him what his size was and stuff and after a bit of banter we decide to just compare at the same time
So we count to 3 and all drop our pants to our ankles letting our dicks spring free, I was only semi hard but still looking meaty, Ashton was already hard as steel and looked so small and Blake was fully soft but looked huge, me and Ashton were both shocked at Blakes big softy which was about the same length and almost same girth as a coke can, meanwhile Ashton looked like a glue stick
We decide to properly measure so out comes the tape measure from a sewing kit, we’re all stroking to get hard as steel, which wasn’t hard because the neighbour was still fucking his gf and we could hear her moan and all the dirty talk about his supposed “huge cock” and then we start measuring, Ashton was only 4.5” long and 4” thick, I was 7” long and 6” thick, and Blake was 6” long and 6.5” thick, we were shocked that he didn’t change much from soft to hard, he simply got stiff
We joked around a bit, Ashton was saying how jealous he was of me and Blakes cocks, we decided to have a cum contest and see how much we could nut, so Ashton put down a shirt on the floor and we all kneeled around it and started beating off, still listening to the neighbour and his now almost hour long plow of his gf, I cum first and shoot a couple of ropes but nothing special, then Blake came and shot about 6 ropes of really thick and heavy jizz, and then Ashton exploded and his smaller dick shot about a dozen string ropes which shot between me and Blake and one of them hit the wall behind us, it was crazy how far his dick shot haha he earned some crazy respect for that, we got dressed and went back to our game but the neighbour was still going at it for like another 20 minutes