What's your preference or plan for a jobud session

Personally for me I just enjoy being nude together and getting off. Love reaching over and lending a hand or frotting together. If the vibe is there and I'm horny enough maybe swapping head.

But I know some people go in wanting to just watch and be watched. Others looking forward to oral swapping. But at least for me personally I only plan for mutual stroking and offering a hand. But how about y'all anyone have different expectations when planning a meet up

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u/wittyjokename92 — 3 days ago

34 married guy. Glad to see people posting

Not looking for a hookup just showing off a little while planning a trip to Mira Vista with the wife

u/wittyjokename92 — 8 days ago

Using someone else's place

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Used to love in my younger days jerking off in other people's homes. Usually someone would ask me to house sit or it'd be after a night of hanging out and crashing on their floor or couch. Rarely was I attracted to the person who's home I was in. But used to love that thrill of sneaking off into the bathroom late at night to rub one out or watering their plants and feeding the animals before borrowing their bedroom. Something about it being kinda dirty and risky always made those orgasms feel amazing

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u/wittyjokename92 — 14 days ago

Using someone else's place

Used to love in my younger days jerking off in other people's homes. Usually someone would ask me to house sit or it'd be after a night of hanging out and crashing on their floor or couch. Rarely was I attracted to the person who's home I was in. But used to love that thrill of sneaking off into the bathroom late at night to rub one out or watering their plants and feeding the animals before borrowing their bedroom. Something about it being kinda dirty and risky always made those orgasms feel amazing

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u/wittyjokename92 — 14 days ago

Patio jerk off

Feels like forever and a half ago this happened. I used to love the random opportunities to share with local guys those private and intimate photos of our girls. I am usually pretty careful to not share too detailed information about us or show faces unless I and the other person jumped through a few hoops. There were a few people that I regularly interacted with that shared some more personal information like where in town we lived or just had more than purely sexual conversations.

Well one day I was off work and my roommate at the time leaving early for something. House to myself and the weather being pleasant for once I made my morning coffee and stripped down to the birthday suit before sitting outside on the patio with a pack of cigarettes.

Girlfriend at the time was away with school stuff and I was planning on staying nude as long as possible. One of my regular chat partners Tim, messaged and after some banter back and forth he sent me a photo of his wife in the shower. I returned the favor of something similar of my girlfriend and joked about how I was naked outside and didn't expect to be horny this early. To my surprise he asked for a pic. I had been open about my flexible sexuality with him and he had reaffirmed being straight with no interest in anything with guys.

But feeling frisky I took a shot of myself from the waist down with a half hard cock and a mug of coffee. He liked knowing his wife had inspired the erection and joked about how it must feel different jerking off outdoors. I recommended it to him provided he had a good audience or some privacy.

We went back and forth talking about whatever and sharing a couple different videos and photos. Again to my surprise he asked for some more of myself just hard without the girlfriend. And he did share some more of himself at work with his cock through his pants.

I was in and out of the house going through little chores and relaxing but staying nude. Around 11am I was considering just jerking off to get focused on playing games with a friend or by myself. When Tim asked where was a good place to eat near my area. He was over by me for a meeting later that afternoon and was taking a lunch break.

I half jokingly half hoping sent a photo of my kitchen to him and said probably not the best food but the service is at least nice and naked. There was a long awkward pause before he sent back a photo of his cock hard and pressed against his steering wheel.

Some information was exchanged and 40 minutes later he's pulling into my driveway with a bag of McDonald's takeout. We share the usual awkward pleasantries. Him being in his mid 40s salt and pepper hair with a toned dad bod and tanned brown Hispanic. Myself a mid 20s blonde white guy with a less than muscled dad bod. We ate fast and shared some more photos of my girlfriend and his wife as well as videos too long to send over the apps.

Joking with each other about how he had never actually met anyone off reddit before and me teasing him about popping his cherry. After we finished eating we both commented on our obvious erections tenting up our pants. And I offered him my home if he wanted to take care of it before his meeting.

Tim kinda sheepishly asked me if I was interested in joining him. I gave him the opportunity to back down and told him if he wasn't sure he could say no with no hard feelings and I wasn't interested in crossing any lines if he was just thinking horny.

He thought it over and we talked a bit before going outside to grab a cigarette together. While enjoying the cool breeze he set up his laptop and hit play on a very steamy video of his wife sucking his cock. Soon as I saw her drop to her knees I undid the button on my pants and revealed I wasn't wearing any underwear and already half hard.

He offered some words of encouragement and I got the rest of my clothes off. Standing there stroking my cock to his wife but making sure I was turned towards him so he could see everything. After a minute or two he grabbed a towel from off the patio swing and started stripping off his clothes.

Now I'm pale as hell underneath my clothes and I keep my body hair trimmed. But Tim was bare smooth with an even tan all over. We shared some compliments to each other's bodies and I remarked his wife was a lucky woman getting to ride his thick brown 7 inch cock. He complimented me on being a little thicker than him but I felt small despite being only 6 inches long.

After a few minutes of him getting from soft to hard we were just focused on each other instead of the videos playing of him and his wife. Making sure to stretch our cocks and balls so we could get a real good look at each other.

Eventually he asked through some cottonmouth if he could touch me. I let my cock go and took a few steps closer to him. Said he was welcome to try and I'd love to stroke his too. He awkwardly and carefully held my cock in his hands and gave it a couple exploring strokes and caresses. His own cock rubbing against my thigh and leaving a trail of precum across my skin. I reached down and massaged his shaft and head while he groaned and kept playing with my cock.

Giving ourselves some time to enjoy the moment of stroking each other we knew we had to cum so he could leave. I offered to help finish him off and he agreed but asked for no oral or anything. So I set up my phone to play a video of my girlfriend and me in doggy style. Placed his hands on the table bent over the phone so he could watch it. And stood behind him. Careful to keep my throbbing cock away from his ass but with my longer arms I could easily pump his cock from behind.

He let out a couple deep breaths before relaxing into it. Changing positions I had one hand between his legs massaging his balls and the other stroking him towards the video. He let out a couple more moans before spraying a load all over the patio.

Giving him a moment to collect himself I sat back on my patio swing and admired the sight of his shrinking cock still dripping cum as I jerked myself to an equally messy finish.

We cleaned off our cocks and he headed off. He thanked me for the help in the messages later. Didn't hear from him for a few weeks and assumed he regretted it. But eventually he was back in my messages and we carried on for a few weeks longer before losing touch. He didn't regret the experience but also wasn't interested in more of it which I understood. Helped scratch the curiosity at least for him.

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u/wittyjokename92 — 16 days ago

Reliving craigslist memories

Was talking with a fellow redditor about our different experiences with Craigslist before it shut down the personal ads. And I remembered this one odd but fun experience I had had that hopefully some of you enjoy.

I was around 25-26 at the time and trying my damndest to get laid as often as possible. Craigslist was my usual haunt though for how many hours I wasted on it I really didn't get laid too often from it compared to just lounging at the bars. Feeling that urge for some guy time as it comes and goes for me I was scrolling through the posts looking for a jobud. Pretty much none were looking good to me as they were mostly gay men looking for more than jerking off or the desperate married guys just looking for someone else to make them cum.

So I took out my own ad and waited for the responses. Left most of them on unreplied since they either didn't read my ad or were just giving bad vibes. One did stick out from a guy who used his personal email that included his full name.

I reached out to explain to him the mistake and he completely freaked out about it. But since I didn't want to scare him I mentioned how nobody was really going to out him unless he gave them a reason to. And despite my disinterest in a married guy looking for a kink jo situation I ended up chatting with him for a couple emails.

His name was let's say Kevin and he was 37 married since he was 20 with 3 kids. Recently moved to Tucson for work and a very happy bator when his wife was away. So after a while of not getting anything better in my emails I asked him to explain his kinky jobud fantasy.

It wasn't too crazy but he loved masturbating with other men to his wife's lingerie and shoes. He was polite and friendly and completely open about his kink but understanding of myself not being that into panties and feet that much. But both of us were not in a rush to meet and enjoyed the general vibe of the conversation we kept it up and came to a sort of compromise.

I wasn't turned off by his kink and he didn't mind that I wasn't turned on by dirty laundry. We both liked the look of each other's cocks and lived reasonably close by each other. So we planned a meetup. Sunday night we both rolled up to a sex shop that was halfway between our homes.

I sat there pretty revved up at the thoughts going through my mind and waited for him. 7pm on a Sunday night the store was pretty dead but there were a few people there still. Ended up seeing a minivan pull in and this late 30s dad bod guy with cargo shorts and flip flops jump out. He looked around nervously but checked his phone a few times before walking over to my crappy little Ford focus. Knocked on the window and asked if I was Mike and I said yes. He looked pretty relieved at that and asked if I wanted to go in while he grabbed some things.

We browsed the store for a bit but I didn't see anything that really caught my eye. He grabbed some lube and a couple pieces of lingerie but we didn't really stay too long. Back in the parking lot he gave me his address and said to just follow him or message him if I couldn't get gps to work.

About 10 minutes later I'm pulling into his driveway and he's seeing off two teenagers who got into a different car and left. Told me the house was ours for the night and his kids were going over to a movie theater for a few hours while he caught up with a work colleague. I laughed but wasn't really used to someone being so open about their situation.

Anyway we got inside his house and he gave me the nickel tour of a nice little cookie cutter mcmansion. He offered me a soda and we headed out to his back patio. Admiring the city lights and the big pool we talked about whatever and had a cigarette while comparing experiences and expectations.

After we finished our smokes we went into his bedroom. I'll admit it's still probably the biggest bedroom I've ever been in with a full wall projector set up and canopy bed with enough room for a walk-in closet and several pieces of sex furniture hidden about.

Kevin and his wife had apparently a fantastic and wild sex life but he still had certain things she couldn't satisfy. So every time his wife left town he'd scratch those itches. While we were talking about his wife he stripped off his clothes and was already at half mast with a metal cock ring on. I tripped trying to get naked and barely managed to catch myself on his bed. He politely offered a hand to help me steady myself getting my pants off and I couldn't help but stare at his throbbing 5 inch cock all swollen already.

He rummaged around in the closet before coming back out with a handful of panties and lingerie and a pair of strappy heels. We got comfortable on his bed while he started up some porn playing. Honestly don't remember what kind of porn beyond it involving a lot of footjobs.

But he tossed a lacy red thong over my hard cock and wrapped a pair of cotton panties around his own. We sat back admiring each other stroking and talking dirty about his wife. After a couple good strokes we took turns jacking and stroking each other with the panties. I was fully turned on by the fun of it even if I wasn't interested in sniffing the dirty panties he was periodically inhaling.

He broke out the lube around 15-20 minutes into our jerk session and took his time making sure both of our cocks were slicked up and shining. We were rolling around and coming pretty close to sucking each other but he kept stopping me saying it'd make him cum too fast.

So I laid back while he pumped my cock with his wife's thong tight around my cock and balls. His face just inches from my dick and I could feel his breath on it. He asked for the heels that were close to my hand and I slid them over resisting the urge to guide his head down on my cock.

He rolled over onto his back so his head was resting on my thigh with my cock leaking and hard pressed against the side of his face. And he very skillfully inserted his cock into his wife's heel and cinched the strap so it was just barely stuck on there.

I'll admit to having a mild foot kink now in my 30s but I'll blame a different jobud for that. Still seeing Kevin's cock covered in lube with a metal ring on and the ankle strap so his dick head was just barely poking out of the peep toe and pulsing out precum was massively erotic in the moment.

I slid down the bed and very careful and gently squeezed his shaft in the heels and wrapped the stained panties from my cock around his. He was lost in the moment and had a pair of dirty panties on his face just moaning as I kept teasing his cock and just flicking my tongue over the precum leaking out of the shoe.

I don't know how long we stayed like that but my own cock was getting ready to burst after awhile of me stroking it and teasing his cock. I told him I was getting close to cumming and he begged me to hold off for a little bit longer.

He wiggled around and applied more lube to us both. Took the heel off his cock and wrapped his legs around my hips. Before I could really react he had a cute boy short panty wrapped around both our cocks, a pair of panties over his face and the heel of the shoe in his mouth.

I started to wonder what was happening but he just frotted us both together lifting his hips up off mine and sucking away on the heel. I didn't last long and he wasn't slowing down pumping both of our cocks into the panties. Shooting my load all over the soft fabric and his hands before feeling his cock throbbing and adding his own load to the mess.

We both just collapsed and were exhausted. Catching our breaths he invited me out to the patio again where we had another cigarette enjoying the warm night air on our naked bodies. Did a little chatting about nothing but he mentioned how he enjoyed having that kink scratched and if I was free tomorrow he'd take me up on the blowjob offer I had given him earlier.

Next day wasn't as kinky but around 8am he messaged that the kids were away. Got to his place around 10am and we went skinny dipping together with some soft short blowjobs in between laps around the pool. Eventually ended up in his bed again and spent a good long time in 69 while his wife and him were fucking on the projection screen.

Sadly Craigslist ended up shutting down and we lost touch while waiting for his wife's next business trip. Been almost 10 years now but I do occasionally remember that two days of fun despite our mismatch in kinks.

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u/wittyjokename92 — 23 days ago

Giving an old guy his first time

Back in the glory days of craigslist it was always a crapshoot on who'd actually show up or flake out on a jobud post. But a year or two before they stopped doing personal ads I got lucky.

Feeling that itch for some guy time I posted a pretty simple add with an attached picture of myself nude. Pretty explicit about just looking for mutual jo but still got a few dozen worthless replies looking for more than that.

One guy who called himself Craig was pretty upfront about being curious and not looking for anything more than I was looking for. He did send me a terrible nude of his cock hard while sitting on the toilet but I wasn't getting any better offers. So after holding out hope for something better I eventually made arrangements with Craig.

Couple hours later I was getting off work and checking in with him that he was still interested and available. He replied a few minutes later that he was and I got to prepping. Cleaned up a little around my apartment and washed off the day of work before eating something. At about 6pm he messaged he was getting in the shower and would be by in about a half hour.

I grabbed a quick rinse since I always get that nervous sweating before a meet with someone. Grabbed a clean shirt and pants but skipped the underwear. Tossed on a porno of some women me and him both liked and anxiously waited.

After a couple minutes there was a knock on my apartment door and I got to meet Craig. All 58 years and greying hair of him. Maybe 6 foot tall with a little extra padding in the middle but not chubby. We shared some awkward pleasantries while he got inside my small apartment.

I myself was around 24-25 5'10" and 180lbs. We got comfortable on my bed but didn't take our clothes off yet. Just talked while watching some cheesy set up for Jasmine Gomez to fuck her boyfriends dad. Craig mentioned about how he had always had an interest in trying something with other men but never really had the opportunity to due to his career. I told him a little about my earlier experiences with my roommate and still considered myself straight just with bi tendencies.

As we talked about the porn playing he was getting hard in his pants and I was already throbbing in mine. Normally I try to stay close to my own age for playmates but got over the initial hesitation about Craig seeing his cock stirring. I asked if he was ok with me getting naked and he nodded.

Standing up besides the bed I took off my shirt and unbuttoned my pants. Letting all 6 and a half inches of myself stand proud where Craig could see. He didn't say anything for a few moments before standing up and taking off his own clothes. Took him a little longer since he was more dressed up but I was impressed by the size of his cock still half hard when he finally got nude. We both stood there stroking ourselves while watching each other and the porn for a little bit. He had probably 6 inches of very thick cock between his legs with a thick grey bush and swollen balls. We both joked that besides his being a little thicker and a lot greyer our cocks were pretty similar.

Eventually I got back on the bed and stretched out a little bit so it would be easier to stroke. I told him he was welcome to sit next to me or anywhere else if he was more comfortable that way. After a few seconds of consideration he crawled onto the bed next to me. I could tell he was nervous but his cock was at least staying excited.

After a few minutes of stroking ourselves and commenting on each other's cocks I asked if there was any kind of porn he wanted to watch that was more enticing than just watching each other or the cheesy porno storyline. He listed a couple things and I fiddled with the remote until I found something close to what he described.

And as the amateur college girls started stripping off their clothes he was pouring out precum like a faucet. We talked about the women on screen fucking each other and he mentioned his day job was working at the local college surrounded by girls like those on screen. He knew most of them weren't anything like this but it definitely was his top fantasy of one or five of them asking for extra credit.

We fell into a good rhythm of stroking and talking and pumping and groaning together. Making sure we could both see the other's cock and the tv. I was feeling the lusty energy and asked if I could show him something fun. He leaned back a little bit and said ok. Taking my left hand I grabbed his cock and rubbed my thumb all over his swollen head. Spreading his precum all over the head and glans and shaft until it was glistening. He let out a long moan as I finished the circles around his head.

He noticed the same pool of precum on my cock head and very awkwardly tried repeating the same motions on me. I didn't mind it all but did have to ease him back a little bit since he was putting too much pressure on my cock. Once he'd relaxed his grip a little I reached back over and we slowly stroked each other.

The angle was off and I'm right handed but we got a rhythm going stroking each other. There wasn't much conversation happening by then as we just focused on each other's cocks and the precum covering our hands and dicks. We moved around so my leg was over his and turned towards each other. Pumping our cocks harder and faster. Right as the girl on screen was taking a facial from the "Professor" Craig let out a long moan and his hot cum was spraying across my lap and cock.

Thankfully he didn't lose focus too much and besides his strokes getting a little jittery he managed to keep pumping my cock. I didn't want to leave him feeling left out and shot my own load all over his hand and myself. He placed his palm over my cock so most of my cum only stayed on myself but it still felt amazing.

After a few minutes of catching our breaths we cleaned ourselves off and had a cigarette on my patio. Said hi to the neighbors walking by and he was acting pretty shy and sheepish about the whole thing. I told him I had met a few people before for their first time and didn't expect nothing from him. If he was feeling off it's ok with post nut clarity and all that. He just kinda smiled and said it was good for him but he wasn't feeling any different than before. We exchanged some information and he went on his way with a link to the video we had cum to. About a month later we met up again and another time after that before he took a position with another college.

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u/wittyjokename92 — 25 days ago

Just whip it out bro

I'll skip over most of backstory here but in my early 20s I had a long time friend as a roommate. We ended up having a jobud thing going on after a bit of getting comfortable living together and being horny enough to try it.

But anyways reminiscing a little bit. Had a day I remember coming home from work and walking in on my roommate Drew jerking off on the couch. I wasn't really surprised by that since he was single at the time but usually if he's jerking off it would be early in the morning when he got off his night shift or before he goes into work in the evening.

Besides teasing him over the sight of his balls bouncing around and the big tits on the screen almost matching his balls bouncing I just rolled through it. Dropping off my work bag and getting started on decompressing. Me and him just caught up over the plans for the weekend and our days while he was slowly stroking himself.

He was asking how my girlfriend at the time was doing and I mentioned she was down with some cold or flu so no fucking in the immediate future for me. After a little bit I grabbed us both beers and he stopped stroking long enough to go flaccid. Over cold cheap beer I laughed at how he must be bored if he was spending his time off jerking off without cumming. He said he was feeling horny but just couldn't find the right inspiration to make it the kinda horny that goes anywhere.

I didn't have any nudes of my girlfriend to share but did grab a DVD from my bedroom for him. Told him how it never failed to get me off when I couldn't find the perfect scene.

Popping it into the DVD player we both sat there drinking our beers. Him completely nude and me still dressed. Watching the cheesy intro of different scene clips and all the pornstars he said he hadn't seen this one before in our shared porn collection. And I mentioned my girlfriend of the past month or so having bought it because she vaguely resembled the cover girl and didn't want me fantasizing about other women.

We both agreed she looked nothing like the girl beyond both being white blondes. But as Mysti May was strutting her stuff on the screen and Drew's cock started rising I was feeling the energy to join in. But held off. As he started to stroke again he asked if I was going to join in with him.

This was probably the first time I had been with someone since me and Drew started jerking together and I was feeling conflicted about it. Normally we'd be so busy with our pursuits of pussy we didn't even think about jerking off together when we were both with girlfriends. I knew he was comfortable jerking off with me when he had a girlfriend and I was single, but I felt a little out of sorts thinking about it then when reversed.

And as Mysti was gagging on a fat cock my roommate said it wasn't like it's cheating since I wasn't getting any sex anyways. He kept pestering me about it but I was trying to stay firm despite the erection in my pants.

But as the scene went on and my aching cock was getting worse and leaking I could feel my resolve wavering, especially with Drew's cock in view leaking as well with each pump.

And right as Mysti was giving the dick me down salute I just said fuck it. Stripped off my clothes and had my cock in hand while her heels were flying high over the guys shoulders.

Drew laughed and asked what did it. I told him something about a woman in heels getting railed is irresistible to me. He threw a few jokes about having a fetish at me. And I countered by telling him I never actually finished this scene since I usually came by the time she's in that pose.

So we stopped joking around and focused on our cocks. Both of us pumping and stroking on the couch together. Practically jumped at the sound of my cellphone going off.

It was my girlfriend. And we muted the TV so I could take the call. She was sounding rough but asking why I sounded out of breath. Feeling a little guilty but not wanting to lie too much I told her I was watching the DVD she'd gotten me.

And without even asking me my buddy reached over and started stroking both of our cocks while I talked to her on the phone. I tried to be mad about it but really was enjoying the sensation. And my girlfriend just tried her best to encourage me over the phone by talking dirty.

Her rough voice didn't help but the taboo of talking to her while he was jerking my cock and his had me swooning. I talked dirty back to her and she made some promises about what she was going to do when she was feeling better. And Drew could hear it all through the phone while sliding his thumb over my cock head to spread my leaking precum.

Feeling completely lost in the lust of the moment I put my arm around Drew's neck and guided him down to blowing me. He gave me a look and said I owed him quietly. Next few minutes was just listening to my girlfriend fake moaning on the phone while Drew sucked my cock and I used my free hand to jerk his.

My girlfriend ended up feeling a little off and quickly said she'd call back before hanging up. I told her and drew I was about to cum but don't know if she heard before she hung up. Drew for his part just went all the way down throating my cock and making me cum like a fountain in his mouth. I was still stroking his cock and felt him groaning around my cock and cum. He started shooting a load all over my hand and himself. I tried to keep stroking him through the orgasm but between my own orgasm and him moving with his lost the grip.

Once we recovered enough to speak we sat back and watched Mysti May take a big facial herself. Cleaning up and calling each other all sorts of names about who enjoyed it because they were gay secretly or who wasn't gay. It was a fun time we repeated a few more times that week cumming together and swapping oral. Don't exactly remember how it ended with the girlfriend but it wasn't long afterwards and more had to do with her and me really only having sex in common than anything else. But it was an icebreaker moment for me to enjoy the fun of jobuds without worrying about the different girlfriends I'd have and feeling like I needed to hold back.

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u/wittyjokename92 — 28 days ago

Frotting with permission

The last time I jerked off with my roommate was an interesting experience. After getting caught by Dix and Becca, me and Drew kinda cooled it on the playing. Dix was a little weird about everything since she was realizing her boyfriend might be bi and more experienced than herself. Becca and I had started up our own jobud thing since she was questioning her own sexuality. And I was looking for a new place to live on top of everything else.

One night while drinking some beers with Dix and Drew we were all just talking about nonsense when she started asking about our jobud activities. Being a little buzzed and not dating her I didn't really care to admit to it all. Drew was a little more cagey about sharing but once he realized Dix wasn't repulsed by it he opened up more.

Besides the usual are you gay and who's the girl questions ( sorry we were in our 20s and it was 2012). She started asking what would get us going. We talked about porn and sharing some of the private videos and photos of our exes. She wanted to make sure Drew hadn't shared anything of herself with me. But since they'd only just started dating maybe 2 months ago we hadn't jerked off together before the night we got caught.

Feeling better about the situation she shared that she was on her period and that Drew and her hadn't had sex in a few days. Something I knew already since I hadn't heard them trying to break his bed through the walls lately. Knowing her boyfriend wasn't going to leave her now she just smiled and said if we wanted to satisfy ourselves she was ok with it. Just laid out some ground rules that were whatever.

And then she pulled off her T-shirt and bra letting out her D-cup tits with bright pink nipples. She explained how she didn't want Drew watching porn or jerking off to other women. And since she didn't want him sharing her private photos this was her best idea. While memorizing every inch of her tits bouncing she went into detail about her turn ons and describing what she liked in bed. Trying to paint a very vivid picture of herself for me while Drew was obviously getting hard and starting to play with her nipples.

I don't recall who offered or asked but after a little bit more of her talking about how she only wanted Drew jerking off to her we all ended up on the couch. I was pinching and squeezing her left tit while Drew did the same to her right. We took turns sucking and licking and motorboating her tits before she stopped us.

There was a little bit of us all awkwardly trying to figure out what was going on and just trying to stop the horny thoughts. Her phone was going off and she was getting picked up by her sister was pissed off at having to wait so long to get her. Dix got herself dressed and a little composed before telling us to not have too much fun and leaving.

Me and Drew sat there for a few minutes just staring at each other's tenting erections and wet spots on my jeans. We talked about what had just happened since we'd never really talked about the possibility of tag teaming Dix together. And after a few minutes of talking we decided if she was up for it we would be happy to oblige.

By now our cocks were mostly limp but thinking about it and her giving her blessing got us bricked up fast. We both had our clothes off and were just talking dirty about Dix. Describing how we'd fuck her and who'd use her mouth and pussy first. Him filling in details like what her clit looks like when she's cumming or how her ass claps in doggy. Me just getting harder and harder at the thought of it all.

Before long he's laying back into the couch with me straddling his legs and holding our leaking cocks together. Frotting and working ourselves up more and more talking about sucking each other off with Dix sucking too. Going all out on the idea.

We both agreed that unless she asked for it somewhere specific we wanted to both creampie her and as we were arguing over who should go first dumping a load in her I started to shoot my own load all over his cock and stomach.

I lost my balance and had to sit down while he just stared at the cum all over his swollen cock and stomach. He pointed at his cock and asked if I could help. Reaching over I pumped his cock in both hands and massaged his balls. Knowing a little too much about his turn ons I asked if he was close to which he replied he was there but wasn't about to cum.

And using my cum that was dripping off his balls I slipped my hand lower and slid my fingers into his ass with cum as lube. Almost immediately he was blasting cum all over himself and giving himself a self facial.

Once we started coming down from the high we were laughing our asses off at the situation of him having cum on his face. He said it had been over a week since he'd cum and we cleaned up. Talking about the potential threesome with Dix had us still playful as we finished our beers and watched some movie without getting dressed.

Off and on talking about Dix we both did get hard again and despite our best efforts to cum just couldn't get over that hump. So we turned off the movie and got comfortable with a 69 position on the couch. Him laying on his back and me on top. We took our time sucking each other and massaging our balls together. I don't know how long we stayed like that but we didn't cum before my legs started cramping.

Sitting back and stroking our slick cocks we started having more bi conversations. And the discussion of what Dix might be ok with. We came to the conclusion that since he liked anal play if she wanted he'd be bottom. And getting on all fours he asked if I thought I could do it by encouraging us. All worked up I dropped behind him and stroked his cock in the milking position while stroking myself. Told him his ass was not on my list of turn-ons but I could do it if she was there. He didn't really respond just enjoying the sensation of me stroking him. And then I started fingering his ass

It took a few minutes but between me fingering him and stroking him he was spraying a load out on the floor. Seeing that had me over the edge I made sure to coat his balls and ass after a couple quick strokes. We both laughed at the situation and how gay we felt (again 2012 20 year olds). Cleaned up and crashed out for the night.

We never got the chance at a threesome. Dix and him and I had a good long discussion about things and some boundaries. Everything seemed pretty good but after a night of drinking between me and Dix that ended with me eating her out and her blowing me, Drew decided he couldn't share Dix and became extremely possessive of her. They both fed into each other's toxic traits and by the end of that summer I was more than happy to leave them behind while he constantly reminded me about how I tried to seduce his girlfriend and that it was a dick move on my part instead of a consensual agreement we all had together.

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u/wittyjokename92 — 1 month ago

Boardgames and boners

Not exactly sure how to categorize this one so other tag it is.

Back before getting married I was spending most of my time working or watching my kid so had basically no time to myself. But one day the stars aligned and I had some free time away from adult responsibilities. Figured I'd break out some old hobby stuff and visit a nearby game store I hadn't visited in years.

But in the middle of the work week it was dead as hell and didn't have much to do besides watching some people playing a game I couldn't afford to care about. Sitting around just killing time and hoping someone would show i started scrolling through reddit.

While admiring a rather tempting jobud post with a great looking cock I heard someone ask about the cards I had sitting next to me. Ted was an older guy in his mid 40s to my freshly 31 self. We got to talking about the game and played a few rounds before he had to take off. He asked if I was interested in joining him and his wife's boardgame group to which I said yes but rarely had the free time for it. But we exchanged information anyways and I put it out of my mind. Feeling a little pent up I messaged the earlier jobud poster but didn't get a reply back before I was back to adulthood.

Couple weeks go by with me and the jobud poster off and on talking about different things and him complaining about the abundance of young college kids and senior citizens that responded to his post. It's a pretty breezy and light distraction for us both.

Another rare opportunity to get free comes up. And it happens to align with Ted's game night. So I get permission from the girlfriend and head out. Meet up with Ted and his lovely wife. Both in their 40s Hispanic with a little bit of extra padding on the bodies that we all get with age. There were a few other people but nobody of note. I get a couple messages from the jobud poster about possibly hosting later that night but politely declined.

We all played a couple different boardgames and had a great time. My girlfriend messages that she had gotten our kid to bed and was going to sleep herself. Feeling tired but also turned on by Ted's wife and her amazing cleavage and snug top I figured I'd see if that jobud was still around.

He was and asked if I didn't mind sharing with another bud he was arranging to meet. I of course said yes and he sent me the address. Which happened to be Ted's house.

Some quick questions and Ted just kinda laughs before telling me it's all good. Everyone leaves for the night and it's just me and Ted and his wife. Soon as it's somewhat private Ted explains the whole situation with his wife grabbing some refreshments for us. I don't want to get too specific but due to medical reasons sex wasn't possible for them in the traditional sense. So Ted was given a hall pass by his wife with different conditions.

She gave him a kiss and told us to not have too much fun before leaving for some girl's night out type thing. While I'm still kinda wrapping my head around everything Ted's getting naked and putting on some porn. Feeling a little less concerned about everything I got naked with him.

He was around 5'5" maybe 200lbs with a thick 5 inch uncut cock. Myself 5'10" 180 and 6 inches cut. He's already hard and I'm starting to catch up as we put away some of left out games and stuff. I'm a little distracted by the naked man in the room with me and the different videos playing of his wife much younger and himself fucking their brains out with different people.

He explains they used to be swingers until the medical problems came up and still were sociable in the lifestyle. Occasionally snapping pics of each other and he's messaging the third guy. He shows me a rather nice looking set of nudes he had been sent by the third guy and I unfortunately recognize them. Take a few minutes to pull it up on my phone. But the other guy was a pretty prominent flake in the community.

A little disappointed but not too surprised Ted figures at least I was there. He gives the other guy a chance but soon as Ted mentions his wife isn't involved the guy has an excuse on why he can't make it.

We didn't waste any more effort on him and sat back on the sofa. Just admiring his wife in her 20s sucking and fucking. And enjoying the clips of Ted sucking and fucking as well. We're both rock hard and leaking but just slowly stroking and talking about different things we like in bed or details from the videos.

Overall it was a pretty pleasant and hot experience. Around maybe midnight his wife came home and was looking amazing to our over sexed selves. She said a couple things in Spanish I'm not fluent enough to understand but it wasn't anything bad and her tone more playful. She turns to me as I'm just sitting there holding my cock and balls and asks if Ted showed me their Reno tape. I have no idea since it's mostly hotel rooms and bedrooms in the clips.

She spends a few seconds messing with the laptop and then there's this video playing of Ted in his 20s laying on his back with her riding his face. Some awful camera angles but I'm already feeling the excitement given his wife is there and Ted is right beside me pumping his cock harder.

Camera gets moved around by someone else and then I'm watching as some dude packing a monster cock is lubing himself up and lubing up Ted's ass. His wife is leaning over and sucking ted while he's getting fucked and I'm just losing it in the moment. Didn't last that long before I'm cumming all over myself and Ted's hands as he reached over to massage my balls.

Taking his hands back he spread my cum all over his balls and shaft and is practically throbbing in time to the thrusts on the TV. I reached over and lightly rubbed my fingers on his swollen purple cock head and was amazed at how much cum he started blasting out. Completely covering his stomach and crotch in cum and I'm just mesmerized by his balls contracting with each spurt of more cum.

His wife snapped a couple pictures of us both sticky and spent that I wish I had saved since. Me and him clean up a little and say our goodbyes. His wife flirts a little bit saying she hasn't fucked a white guy since Bush was in office and I had a bit of a bush so must be fate.

Headed home drained and satisfied. Kept in touch with Ted and attended a few more boardgame nights before him and his wife moved away. Didn't end up jerking off together again but he was pretty upfront about it being an itch he'd get every so often that needed to be scratched rather than a constant need. And honestly besides jerking off to the photos from the night didn't really feel the urge myself.

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u/wittyjokename92 — 2 months ago