u/wittyjokename92

Since my other story from today is probably too rambling and less about buds than I usually share.

A different birthday story for y'all. My old friend group had a long standing tradition of basically publicly embarrassing each other for our 18th birthdays. We had a buddy that was a little younger than the rest of us. So when he finally turned 18 we did the whole tradition. It included dragging him to a local 18+ strip club which isn't as exciting when you're broke as shit and you know half the strippers from working the gas station down the road. And ending the humiliation by visiting the local sex shop next door and forcing the birthday boy to buy something.

Our friend who turned 18 wasn't really enjoying the good humor but he went through with the ritual anyway. Somehow everything lined up perfectly for my roommate and me. Performing at the strip club was Gina Lynn who we both had a porn crush on. And despite paying a ridiculously high cover charge we loved every minute of her dancing.

Leaving the club we dragged our buddy to the sexshop and while he was complaining about the weirdness of it I grabbed a DVD of Gina Lynn. Can't remember the exact DVD but it was some all girl video. Our buddy ended up buying the cheapest thing we'd let him which happened to be a crappy blow up doll.

Hitting our apartment we all wound down from the fun and have out more serious gifts to the birthday boy. It was a nice time and we all said our goodbyes before splitting up.

My roommate and me realized our buddy had left the blow up doll behind where we'd all taken turns writing different girl's names on it during the party. So me and him wiped off the sharpie of Cassandra that was on it's forehead and wrote Gina Lynn on it before sitting back on the couch with it between us.

Just cracking jokes and asking blow up Gina about different things as we watched the real Gina on the DVD selling dildos or something. Honestly we weren't even really horny but just more feeling goofy.

But as we started relaxing and enjoying the scenes of girls fucking each other we started rubbing our cocks through our pants. Couple quick texts to the girlfriends to make sure they weren't going to come by later. And me and him had our cocks out before Gina Lynn could make the girl squirt on TV. We didn't even really care about the blow up doll but kept moving it out of our way.

And finally tossing it on the floor it landed in a way that had the ass facing right towards us. We started joking about how hot it would have been to get a private dance from Gina and how she'd obviously want to get fucked by us. Feeling a little adventurous I got up and grabbed a bottle of lube from my bedroom before getting back to the living room. Only to find my roommate already holding up the doll and licking its pussy when I got back.

Laughing at him and asking how plastic tastes he said he was trying to lube it up since he's never fucked a doll before. Holding up the bottle of astroglide I told him lube works better than spit. So I came off and spread a big dollop of lube all over his cock and mine before lubing up the doll.

We tried fucking it side by side sitting down and twisting it so we could fuck it's mouth and pussy. But honestly it felt weird and not at all pleasurable. After a few minutes of attempting it we gave up.

And as we sat there pumping each other's cocks back to fully hard we came up with the idea to DP it like Gina was doing to some girls on the TV. Him sitting back with me sliding it onto his cock. The sight was pretty good but we quickly realized it was too tight for both our cocks to fit in.

So with me crouching over his lap we let out some of the air from the doll and added more lube to our cocks. Smacking them together I carefully pressed our cocks together into the doll. It was still a tight fit but much more pleasurable feeling our cocks pressed together and flexing against each other as we slowly fucked it. Just as we started getting a good rhythm going we heard a pop and hiss.

Couldn't find the leak in the doll but didn't want to stop either. So we picked up the pace of our thrusts as it deflated. By the time it was completely deflated we were holding each other's cocks together and fucking our fists through the plastic hard and fast. And we both were groaning and moaning as we started shooting our loads together. By the time we could relax a little bit I had a massive cramp in my leg and he had a slime trail of cum all over himself. Guess our cocks poked a hole through the pussy and ass of the doll so our loads just leaked out the back on him.

Started writing out the whole sequence of events before I realized it wouldn't make a good jobud story. So apologies if it feels like a little context is missing. But a lot of alcohol was involved as well as two women that were involved to various degrees.

But towards the end of my time with my roommate we had cooled off from jerking together because we were too busy with other things. Me with work and a FWB and him with his toxic girlfriend Dix.

After spending Drew's birthday with a low-key party it was just myself, Drew, Dix, and our friend Becca sitting around drinking and playing cards. We were betting on something like secrets or dares and mostly just trying to ignore Dix and her over the type I'm not like other girls and love sex personality.

Before too long Dix is baiting Becca into doing more and more sexual acts or to get Becca to dare her to. I can tell Drew is somewhat hoping for a birthday threesome with Becca and Becca is just over it. But Becca uses a winning poker hand to get Drew to flash the group his cock. Dix tries objecting about how she's bisexual and Becca is a woman but that I am a straight guy so it wouldn't be fair to me. I'm just drunk enough to say not like I haven't seen it before. So Drew stands up and shows off his half hard cock to the girls and me.

A few more bets go around that I don't really remember. But somehow Drew ended up outing our jobud fun to the table after losing another hand of poker. Becca already knew about it from me telling her, but Dix is just shocked about the whole thing. Game is pretty much forgotten as Dix is suddenly realizing she's not the only person at the table with something different about their sexuality. We all have as honest a discussion about the situation as we can despite being a little drunk.

Things seem mostly calmed down and we all split up to go to bed. Becca crashed in my bed and I took the couch to give her some privacy. Around maybe 3am I wake up to the sound of Dix and Drew fucking their brains out and head out to the patio for a cigarette and some quiet. Just relaxing outside with only my boxers on and feeling my cock stirring awake. I might not like Dix personally but her moans were still doing it for me.

Before I can decide if I'm going to jerk off or not I notice Dix standing by the sliding door completely naked. I'll let your imagination fill in how she looks so you're not disappointed with the reality. Coming inside she tells me she has an idea and I can tell she's completely wasted. Following her into Drew's bedroom he's laying on the bed completely naked and his cock fully hard and slick with her pussy juices.

Through her slurred speech I and him explaining it they both basically tell me they had originally hoped for a threesome for his birthday. But since Becca didn't pick up on her hints Dix figured I'd be up to filling in. Skip some conversation about it. But realizing I wasn't going to let Drew fuck my ass Dix just laid back while me and him jerked off to her. She gave us a little encouragement before passing out. Leaving me and him there mostly sober with our cocks in hand.

So we moved out to the living room since she was snoring away. Talked a little while still nude before deciding we both needed to bust. And grabbing some pillows and a blanket we got onto the floor and took each other's cocks in hand. His 5 inches and my 6. Could feel the stickiness from her pussy all over his cock and both of us facing each other with our legs over each other just pumping away.

Reaching our hands around to massage each other's balls with one hand and stroke with the other. We didn't talk much but did talk about how good her pussy smelled or how her ass looked and how sensitive her nipples were. Told him if after we all thought about it I'd be down to tag team her but I wouldn't take it in the ass unless he did too.

I don't know if it was the lingering booze or us both being covered in sweat and precum. But he just said he'd be open to trying and rocked backwards so his legs were in the air. I tried my best to keep the mental image of Dix's body in my head and moved his balls up for a good look at his ass. Decided I wasn't into it but did like the position and leaned forward enough to frot with him. He took the opportunity to start massaging his ass while I stroked us both. Letting my mind go blank and just focusing on the sensation of our cocks together and the mix of precum and pussy all over our cocks.

He wheezed out that he was getting close and I didn't warn him as I started cumming all over his cock and stomach. His own load pouring out of his cock a moment later. And we both rolled off each other to catch our breaths.

Just laying on the floor both naked and covered in cum and sweat gasping for air. And we realized Dix and Becca were both standing in the hallway to the bedrooms staring at us. Dix saying she thought we weren't actually serious about jerking off together and Becca just complimenting Drew on his yoga skills. I didn't know how much they saw until Becca filled me in later. But they both started watching somewhere between let's fuck Dix together and I'll bottom if you bottom too.

Completely embarrassed and feeling a little ashamed we tried covering up. Before the girls just sort of gave us a thumbs up.

I'll skip the rest but long story short I washed up in the shower before sleeping on my bedroom floor while Becca slept in my bed. Dix and Drew fucked on the living room floor while I was cleaning up and breakfast the next morning was extremely awkward with a hungover Dix regretting the previous night.

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Guess I'm turning reddit into my masturbation journal at this point.

But a few years back I was a new dad and the wife and I were waiting the required time before having sex. I was exhausted and frustrated and just horny as hell all at once. Ended up going shopping to get some new clothes for a new job and enjoying the break from family for a little bit. Spending a little quality time in the parking lot watching porn on my phone before going into the store.

Ended up seeing this woman in the clothes section that to my fried brain was the third sexiest woman in the world. Red ankle strap heels, painted nails, tight skinny jeans and a top that was barely covering her b cups and no bra with long brown hair.

I admired the view but didn't stare too much. Grabbed some pants to try on and went to the dressing room. Checked on my wife and baby and just started going through the 8 pairs of pants I picked out. Suddenly I'm hearing the click of heels and can just barely see in the dressing room next to me those red heels under the divider. My mind wanders and before too long I'm standing there working my cock and watching the barest hint of this woman . Occasionally seeing her feet in view as she places her clothes around the room and walks away. Hearing the heels clattering on the floor as she started undressing.

My imagination filling in the blanks as I'm getting harder and harder. And then suddenly those skinny jeans are on the floor just a little across the divider between our rooms. And laying in the middle of them clearly visible is a tiny red thong that would be best described as two pieces of string and a scrap of cloth.

I'm just sitting on the bench in this room cock in hand and pumping while thinking about what this girl must look like and imagining her fully naked just a few feet away. Watching her painted toes going back and forth pacing the room or standing on her toes by the divider. I'm not normally that into feet by themselves but was just desperate enough to have it with her thong laying there being the sexiest thing in the world at the moment.

And then it happened. Her phone went off and she crouched down to pull it out of her pants pocket. Couldn't have been more than a few seconds but there she was. Rocking on the balls of her feet with the bright red nail polish standing out and a gorgeously shaved smooth pussy just barely visible from where I'm sitting. I didn't hold back and was just spraying cum all over myself. Feeling completely drained I waited a few minutes before trying to stand up. Cleaned up the mess I had made on myself and ended up buying most of the clothes I picked out without ever trying them on.

My wife didn't complain about me doing laundry as soon as I got home. And she really didn't mind me painting her nails red that week or eating her out every night while masturbating together until we could finally have sex again.

Guess I'm turning reddit into my masturbation journal at this point.

But a few years back I was a new dad and the wife and I were waiting the required time before having sex. I was exhausted and frustrated and just horny as hell all at once. Ended up going shopping to get some new clothes for a new job and enjoying the break from family for a little bit. Spending a little quality time in the parking lot watching porn on my phone before going into the store.

Ended up seeing this woman in the clothes section that to my fried brain was the third sexiest woman in the world. Red ankle strap heels, painted nails, tight skinny jeans and a top that was barely covering her b cups and no bra with long brown hair.

I admired the view but didn't stare too much. Grabbed some pants to try on and went to the dressing room. Checked on my wife and baby and just started going through the 8 pairs of pants I picked out. Suddenly I'm hearing the click of heels and can just barely see in the dressing room next to me those red heels under the divider. My mind wanders and before too long I'm standing there working my cock and watching the barest hint of this woman . Occasionally seeing her feet in view as she places her clothes around the room and walks away. Hearing the heels clattering on the floor as she started undressing.

My imagination filling in the blanks as I'm getting harder and harder. And then suddenly those skinny jeans are on the floor just a little across the divider between our rooms. And laying in the middle of them clearly visible is a tiny red thong that would be best described as two pieces of string and a scrap of cloth.

I'm just sitting on the bench in this room cock in hand and pumping while thinking about what this girl must look like and imagining her fully naked just a few feet away. Watching her painted toes going back and forth pacing the room or standing on her toes by the divider. I'm not normally that into feet by themselves but was just desperate enough to have it with her thong laying there being the sexiest thing in the world at the moment.

And then it happened. Her phone went off and she crouched down to pull it out of her pants pocket. Couldn't have been more than a few seconds but there she was. Rocking on the balls of her feet with the bright red nail polish standing out and a gorgeously shaved smooth pussy just barely visible from where I'm sitting. I didn't hold back and was just spraying cum all over myself. Feeling completely drained I waited a few minutes before trying to stand up. Cleaned up the mess I had made on myself and ended up buying most of the clothes I picked out without ever trying them on.

My wife didn't complain about me doing laundry as soon as I got home. And she really didn't mind me painting her nails red that week or eating her out every night while masturbating together until we could finally have sex again.

Had a coworker I regularly played video games with and would often send dumb memes to and random porn while playing competitive games or to distract him at work. I worked in the back offices while he was security and usually hanging around our bar with customers. So it was a dumb game between us to sometimes go from sending goofy jokes to suddenly a short clip of a woman moaning or a trans woman to try and see if we'd have the customers notice or miss a shot in the video game.

But we'd been doing that for maybe a year without any problems besides some laughs. One day while sitting in my office and finishing up paperwork his wife came in to drop off his lunch. She's exactly my type of short curvy and Mexican but I wasn't so desperate as to disrespect their marriage. But as she was walking away from the office area I took a picture of her ass and sent it to him. Just a joke thanking his wife for the enchiladas and blowjobs. A joke we'd made a thousand times before about both our wives on the odd occasions they'd visit at work.

His response was to ask if I could taste his cum on her breath and we made a couple jokes about it back and forth. Then he started telling me about how she was ovulating and they were trying for another kid. I made some jokes about how they were a stereotype with 4 kids already. And he said she had her ways of seducing him against his will to not have a 5th kid. I asked how he could be needing to be seduced instead of just wanting it. What followed was a long series of complaints about how horny she was and how she was basically wanting sex twice a day.

So I of course chewed him out for living most guys dreams. He then sent a picture of her in a cute pink and black school girl outfit with pleaser heels bent over the edge of the bed and a video game on the TV behind her. He had a caption that said he just wanted to play the new game we started last night.

Somewhat shocked I tried to play it off but felt my cock stirring to live looking at her ass devouring a tiny thong. He was still complaining about how he had missed some times event last night because of her wanting to fuck and how he was 15 minutes late to work this morning because she was sucking him off in the parking lot.

By this point my cock is aching against my pants and I jokingly tell him if he didn't quit I'd think he was writing a penthouse forum story. To which he sends me a photo of his wife head down in his lap in their car and me walking into work through the windshield.

Feeling too horny to think straight I just ask if he's trying to make me cum to his wife or if he's really just complaining about living the dream. For a few minutes he leaves me on read. Feeling like I crossed a line I'm starting to think about how to apologize while still ogling the photo of her ass.

He responded by asking if I would actually do that. And I sort of dumped the explanation of yes his wife is hot and definitely my type and I'm turned on, but I wouldn't want to hurt the friendship if it was a problem. Another few minutes of being left on read.

Finally he says he hadn't ever really thought about it but did think the idea was pretty hot. Next thing I know he's sending me a short video of his wife in a missionary position with her tits bouncing and his fairly fat cock slapping her clit before it ends.

I'm just completely leaking in my pants under my desk and tell him things might as well be fair before sending a similar video of my wife riding my cock. His response is telling me I have a pretty good cock to match my wife's ass I return the compliment.

Throughout the day we're off and on sharing pictures and videos of our wives and just ignoring work as much as possible. Finally he sends this photo that checks every box for me. His wife on her back with heels on and a smile bright enough to match the butt plug in her ass. And I just can't hold off any longer.

Tell the only other coworker in the office area I'll be back in a little bit and head to the private bathrooms. Propping up the phone with this photo on it I'm whipping it out and stroking myself. Getting into a good rhythm and feeling the ache in all the right ways.

And then there's a knock on the door that just makes me freeze. I say I'm taking a shit and to use the other bathroom but I hear my friend laughing and asking if I'm stroking it. I figure why lie and say yes so he should go away unless he's gonna help. To my surprise he asks if he can watch. Already feeling the blue balls and having had jobuds before I unlock the door and he steps in.

We have a very brief conversation about boundaries and some curiosities on his part that just don't really matter besides him being closeted bisexual and myself being heteroflexible with an unhealthy dose of him having Catholic guilt and access to chan sites.

But we eventually both stand there facing the sink and with my phone in front of him and my wife bent over doggy style, his phone in front of me with his wife in the same position. We pulled our pants down to let out our cocks and both of us were already at full mast. Some compliments and questions about the differences between us. Him being Mexican and uncut me being white and cut. After a little awkwardness finding the right position we both were pumping our cocks to the wives and talking dirty about them. A few minutes go by and we're both just grunting and groaning instead of talking. His phone was auto playing several sexy nudes and videos while I was having to reach over and swipe mine for him.

And then right as a video of me creampieing my wife is showing the mess he's blowing a load all over the sink and mirror. The sight of that and his wife gagging on his cock pushed me over the edge and i was adding my own ropes to the mess.

Finally feeling drained we cleaned up the bathroom and ourselves before heading back to work. We kept chatting throughout our shifts. Later that night he sent me a video of himself stroking and finishing to the memory and I sent a picture of my wife blowing me.

We had a couple more exchanges over the phone and different apps but never stroked together again in person. I ended up leaving the job a few months later and we started drifting apart as friends as his attitude changed. A couple years later his wife messaged me basically blaming me for a whole lot of problems they had together even though I hadn't talked to him in 2-3 years. Guess he was more gay than bisexual and having popped his cherry with a homosexual experience he went down a rabbit hole of self discovery. Felt bad for her but was more pissed he kept the messages I had sent years earlier like it was more meaningful. They're divorced now and last I knew he was upside down on child support while getting married to a nice guy and she had moved back to Mexico with her family and their kids. So sorry Noemi I feel bad about breaking that camel's back but your ass was just too good.

Had a coworker I regularly played video games with and would often send dumb memes to and random porn while playing competitive games or to distract him at work. I worked in the back offices while he was security and usually hanging around our bar with customers. So it was a dumb game between us to sometimes go from sending goofy jokes to suddenly a short clip of a woman moaning or a trans woman to try and see if we'd have the customers notice or miss a shot in the video game.

But we'd been doing that for maybe a year without any problems besides some laughs. One day while sitting in my office and finishing up paperwork his wife came in to drop off his lunch. She's exactly my type of short curvy and Mexican but I wasn't so desperate as to disrespect their marriage. But as she was walking away from the office area I took a picture of her ass and sent it to him. Just a joke thanking his wife for the enchiladas and blowjobs. A joke we'd made a thousand times before about both our wives on the odd occasions they'd visit at work.

His response was to ask if I could taste his cum on her breath and we made a couple jokes about it back and forth. Then he started telling me about how she was ovulating and they were trying for another kid. I made some jokes about how they were a stereotype with 4 kids already. And he said she had her ways of seducing him against his will to not have a 5th kid. I asked how he could be needing to be seduced instead of just wanting it. What followed was a long series of complaints about how horny she was and how she was basically wanting sex twice a day.

So I of course chewed him out for living most guys dreams. He then sent a picture of her in a cute pink and black school girl outfit with pleaser heels bent over the edge of the bed and a video game on the TV behind her. He had a caption that said he just wanted to play the new game we started last night.

Somewhat shocked I tried to play it off but felt my cock stirring to live looking at her ass devouring a tiny thong. He was still complaining about how he had missed some times event last night because of her wanting to fuck and how he was 15 minutes late to work this morning because she was sucking him off in the parking lot.

By this point my cock is aching against my pants and I jokingly tell him if he didn't quit I'd think he was writing a penthouse forum story. To which he sends me a photo of his wife head down in his lap in their car and me walking into work through the windshield.

Feeling too horny to think straight I just ask if he's trying to make me cum to his wife or if he's really just complaining about living the dream. For a few minutes he leaves me on read. Feeling like I crossed a line I'm starting to think about how to apologize while still ogling the photo of her ass.

He responded by asking if I would actually do that. And I sort of dumped the explanation of yes his wife is hot and definitely my type and I'm turned on, but I wouldn't want to hurt the friendship if it was a problem. Another few minutes of being left on read.

Finally he says he hadn't ever really thought about it but did think the idea was pretty hot. Next thing I know he's sending me a short video of his wife in a missionary position with her tits bouncing and his fairly fat cock slapping her clit before it ends.

I'm just completely leaking in my pants under my desk and tell him things might as well be fair before sending a similar video of my wife riding my cock. His response is telling me I have a pretty good cock to match my wife's ass I return the compliment.

Throughout the day we're off and on sharing pictures and videos of our wives and just ignoring work as much as possible. Finally he sends this photo that checks every box for me. His wife on her back with heels on and a smile bright enough to match the butt plug in her ass. And I just can't hold off any longer.

Tell the only other coworker in the office area I'll be back in a little bit and head to the private bathrooms. Propping up the phone with this photo on it I'm whipping it out and stroking myself. Getting into a good rhythm and feeling the ache in all the right ways.

And then there's a knock on the door that just makes me freeze. I say I'm taking a shit and to use the other bathroom but I hear my friend laughing and asking if I'm stroking it. I figure why lie and say yes so he should go away unless he's gonna help. To my surprise he asks if he can watch. Already feeling the blue balls and having had jobuds before I unlock the door and he steps in.

We have a very brief conversation about boundaries and some curiosities on his part that just don't really matter besides him being closeted bisexual and myself being heteroflexible with an unhealthy dose of him having Catholic guilt and access to chan sites.

But we eventually both stand there facing the sink and with my phone in front of him and my wife bent over doggy style, his phone in front of me with his wife in the same position. We pulled our pants down to let out our cocks and both of us were already at full mast. Some compliments and questions about the differences between us. Him being Mexican and uncut me being white and cut. After a little awkwardness finding the right position we both were pumping our cocks to the wives and talking dirty about them. A few minutes go by and we're both just grunting and groaning instead of talking. His phone was auto playing several sexy nudes and videos while I was having to reach over and swipe mine for him.

And then right as a video of me creampieing my wife is showing the mess he's blowing a load all over the sink and mirror. The sight of that and his wife gagging on his cock pushed me over the edge and i was adding my own ropes to the mess.

Finally feeling drained we cleaned up the bathroom and ourselves before heading back to work. We kept chatting throughout our shifts. Later that night he sent me a video of himself stroking and finishing to the memory and I sent a picture of my wife blowing me.

We had a couple more exchanges over the phone and different apps but never stroked together again in person. I ended up leaving the job a few months later and we started drifting apart as friends as his attitude changed. A couple years later his wife messaged me basically blaming me for a whole lot of problems they had together even though I hadn't talked to him in 2-3 years. Guess he was more gay than bisexual and having popped his cherry with a homosexual experience he went down a rabbit hole of self discovery. Felt bad for her but was more pissed he kept the messages I had sent years earlier like it was more meaningful. They're divorced now and last I knew he was upside down on child support while getting married to a nice guy and she had moved back to Mexico with her family and their kids. So sorry Noemi I feel bad about breaking that camel's back but your ass was just too good.

Some years ago I was dating this woman Kerri. It wasn't anything too serious and we were only together for maybe a month or two and probably only had sex twice during that time. But she had an amazing pair of D cup tits and the tightest pussy I can remember.

One day while hanging out at the apartment with her she was wearing this little sundress that hugged her curves in all the right ways while we were mostly just talking about an upcoming date night. My roommate came home from work and was polite enough to her but they both were pretty vocal about not liking each other in private. He had previously dated her sister in highschool and it ended up being messy. He fumbled around getting his work stuff put away before leaving for his room and then taking a shower.

Kerri and I talked a little bit more about the movie we wanted to see before she left for her job and I admired her ass walking out the door. Feeling a little frustrated that my roommate Drew had come home so early since I was expecting a quickie with Kerri before work. I went into the bathroom and proceeded to talk shit to him for cock blocking me while he was just laughing and talking about her sister was the easy one not Kerri.

Eventually just feeling frustrated I let him finish his shower while I grabbed a soda and a book and plopped down on the couch. Drew came walking out with a towel wrapped around himself and pulled something out of his backpack before tossing it onto my chest. A still shrink wrapped DVD copy of Pulp Friction the porn parody of Pulp fiction. And the gorgeous Ava Rose on the cover that looked like Kerri if you switched her big tits for a big ass. He told me about how he had stopped by the nearby adult store on his way home to grab lube and condoms for his girlfriend and himself but figured I could use a pick me up after complaining about the lack of sex with Kerri for a few days.

Somewhere between frustratingly horny with Kerri and annoyed with him I asked how his girlfriend Mary was doing. He told me she was still visiting family out of town and wouldn't be back for a few more days. The rest of the afternoon he was bugging me about Kerri and her sister while knocking out some chores with me.

Before too long we ran out of things to do and started talking about how to fill our remaining time away from responsibilities. So we both sat back in the kitchen table playing some card games and I was anxiously waiting for Kerri to finish her shift.

5pm rolls around and Kerri gives me the dreaded update that she can't do the date we planned because of some excuse. I wasn't subtle about the disappointment with Drew and he was at least sympathetic. Told me to not be mad but slid his phone across the table and on it was a couple photos of Kerri's ass and panties he had snagged earlier somehow sneaking a couple upskirt shots when me and her were talking. I was at first upset about it but too horny to really be too mad while seeing her ass eating a little thong.

Drew more or less confessed to having broken up with Mary and that he bought the porno because he was jealous of me getting some from Kerri. I told him about how me and her hadn't had sex in weeks and was hoping for some tonight but looks like it'd be another few days at least now.

So both of us feeling the frustration we went to the living room and popped on Pulp Friction. The women were hot but it being a crappy porn parody we had a hard time getting into the moment and were just riffing on the acting and shocking amount of condoms for a porno. We weren't even naked yet or hard. But feeling better about ourselves he went and pulled out a second DVD from his backpack. Don't remember the name but I do remember Whitney and Brittany Stevens fucking some guy together to shitty butt rock music.

We definitely enjoyed the sight of the two girls and started getting naked. Cracking jokes about how Kerri and her sister would be fun to get like the Stevens girls and getting harder as we egged each other on to elaborate on the fantasy. Before too long we were both rock hard and leaking precum all over the place while tossing our phones back and forth to look at Kerri's ass and sfw selfies of her sister from social media.

After awhile the scene ended with the Stevens sisters and whatever started playing next didn't do it for us. So I put the pulp Friction video back on and skipped to Ava Rose sucking and fucking. Despite the condom and shit acting we were worked up enough to enjoy it. Sitting next to each other on the couch stroking his cock in my hands while he stroked mine. Describing what Kerri was like in bed and how she looked naked. Him describing her sister and how she compared to my description of Kerri.

Before long we were both pumping each other like crazy and staring at the up skirt of Kerri's ass getting into a good frotting position with him jacking us both and me holding the phone. The amount of cum we blew all over both of us while thinking about fucking Kerri together or fucking her with her sister was monumental.

Took us awhile to clean up all the cum but Kerri and her sister were in the regular dirty talk rotation between me and him until she finally dumped me a few weeks later.

34 now but in my early 20s I had a roommate and me and him had known each other for several years. Moving into an apartment together and over a couple months of living together got pretty comfortable with each other being nude or nearly nude. Eventually we started masturbating together and sucking each other off when the girlfriends weren't available to do it.

But I do fondly remember those lazy days when we were too broke to go out and didn't have responsibilities to manage like housework and kids now. Sometimes it was playing video games and reading and sometimes it'd just be us laying around the living room watching different porn DVDs and sharing our girlfriends nudes until the urge to cum was too much. Just those long and lazy afternoons cock in hand and basically gooning together before gooning was really a thing.

Normally I can't really goon out being a dad and married besides working away most of my spare time. But every now and again something gets into my head that won't leave me alone until I spend some quality time with my cock.

Not too long ago I had the house to myself for once and was planning on knocking out some hobby stuff. But then I ended up scrolling a little bit on reddit. Found this gorgeous woman on some subreddit that reminded me of a very sexy teacher at my kids school and I was naked with cock in hand before I could even think about it.

Had porn on the TV, porn on my phone, and a pleasant exhibitionist chat with another local guy about different things we liked while giving progress updates on our edging.

Before I had even realized it I had spent 2 hours jacking my cock and leaking all over myself. Starting spraying a load out when my buddy sent something sexy and the stars aligned with the porn on my TV having a fantastic cum shot to match the one on my phone and my hands.

Normally I'm the late night everyone asleep and quick cum but every now and again I go back to that horny feral gooning I used to do before wife and kids

So this happened maybe a year ago or so. I was off and on using different apps and reddit for posting nudes and sexting and just gooning in general. Nothing too crazy but enough to make me horny as hell and fuck the wife senseless as soon as I could.

I hadn't had a jobud in a good while since my last buddy vanished one day. But I also wasn't craving it that much either. Talk with a couple people and share porn before sex with the wife or jerking off. Enough to get through the day when it was slow at work but not enough to drive me crazy ya know. There was this one guy that I kept bumping into online but besides sharing some porn we didn't get too much conversation going. One day while griping about work and comparing our cocks in a group chat and the wives asses he recognized something in the background of one of photos and we realized we were on the same side of town as each other unlike most of the people in the group. And me and him started talking a little bit more together. Couple weeks off and on chatting about experiences and porn but not getting too serious.

But then one day at work I'm just rolling through the day and realized I had absolutely nothing left to do. An 8 hour work day done in about 2 because of cancelled accounts. My wife ended up going somewhere and I was thinking I could have the house to myself for most of the day. Quickly ran home and cleaned up before getting naked and laying on the couch watching Jasmine Gomez get fucked. Checking in with the group chat I see J is posting photos of himself laying around outside nude and hard and noticing they have the live photo mark meaning he was taking them right then.

Since we were the only ones on we started sharing shots and chatting together. And then he asked if I needed company. Thought hadn't crossed my mind but I was just horny enough to be tempted. We chatted a bit before I just gave in to temptation.

While he was heading over I set-up the place, towels laid out, some toys, my personal sextapes on the tv, and grabbed a quick rinse off shower to get rid of the nervous sweat. And I sat there nervously scrolling through reddit with just a shirt and pants on opting to forgo boxers.

He pulled up about 20 minutes after saying he was on his way. Having only seen his cock and body before kinda surprised at the face. Handsome guy with a nice dad bod and tanned brown skin. Ex military type and already obviously hard. We talked a little bit while he was apologizing for being a tad hyper. Guess he had taken an edible or something and was feeling excited.

Soon as we both got inside we stripped off our clothes and took in the view of each other. Him shaved smooth and me with a trimmed bush. His 6 inches of cut brown cock fully hard and my 6 inches of cut white cock half hard. We plopped down on the couch next to each other while he messed around with his tablet. I hit play on the remote and we watched as my wife was sucking my cock. Getting fully hard slowing stroking and watching his cock bounce around as he got ready. Handing me the tablet I watched as his wife was sucking him and we both stroked ourselves.

Switching around he was lubing up his cock and listening to my wife's wet pussy being pounded and I enjoyed the view of his wife's nudes. Grabbing the Fleshlight I had left out he started stroking with it after asking for permission. Telling him he needed to lube it up a little bit besides just lube on his cock he got a big glob on his hands and got the toy ready.

Realizing he had too much lube he asked if I wanted some. I normally don't use lube but figured why not. Didn't expect him to grab my cock with his lubed hand and spread it all over. But definitely loved the sensation of it. He went back to fucking the Fleshlight and we talked about our wives and one of the other guys in the group he had jerked off with the other day.

Before long he needed a break from the toy and apologized for not having more sextapes of his wife as probably the 5th or 6th one of my wife was playing. I told him not to worry since I was more a voyeur and exhibitionist than anything else. So he scooted closer and we sat side by side stroking each other while watching my wife. Complimenting and teasing each other over our cocks. His looked great but was smaller than mine and I was in desperate need of a tan giving me an almost pink looking cock with all the lube.

We slid around and he got on top of me so we could frot and was loving the look of our cocks together and our balls grinding with the strokes. Had to keep slowing down since he was getting close and I was feeling the urge to suck him off. Taking little breaks from stroking each other together to just him stroking me.

I think his wife texted or called but for whatever reason he needed to get out of the position and play with his phone. We realized we needed to hurry up and finish but wanted to try the Fleshlight together. Taking it out of the shell we got both our cocks inside it from either end. Our cock heads bumping together in the middle. He set up the tablet so I could see it and his wife's amazing ass getting fucked. I fiddled with the remote and had my favorite video of my wife on screen. We took turns stroking the toy but couldn't really get the rhythm right with how flexible it is out of the shell.

So instead I held the toy around his cock tight enough he could thrust against it. Pumping away into it and his cock smashing into mine while I massaged his balls. He came pretty quickly filling the toy up with his cum that we could see through the material. And once he stopped throbbing out ropes he held it for me. Fucking it with all the extra lubrication and see his wife's ass I didn't even try to last. Maybe a minute to get the rhythm right and I was adding my own cum to the toy and could see both our loads pouring out of both ends onto our cocks.

It was fun and we cleaned up before he had to go. Still see him posting occasionally and we talk a little bit. But life always gets in the way for me. Maybe someday I'll get back into it.

And as an aside he's the reason i found this sub and has shared some of his stories here. So maybe if he sees this one he'll be interested in correcting my rosy memory or sharing his perspective of it in case I was wrong and it was completely different.

I'll share what details I can of this one since I know he still works for the same company and don't want to out him accidentally. And fair warning it involves oral and light anal stimulation.

But I used to do contract pest control for a ton of businesses around my home city. I also used to regularly post nudes on the local subreddits for it. The majority of people I'd talk with either weren't into the same things as me or just vanished after a few hours. Same ol same but helped pass the time while doing multi hour long jobs that could be done in a quarter of the time.

But to get to the point. There was one guy I clicked with. We had similar looking wives, similar but different tastes in porn and kink, and weren't in a rush to make anything happen. Just sexting off and on for a few weeks. I mentioned to him I liked one of my stops because it was both easy and packed with smoking hot women. Going on to describe it in as vague of detail as possible to him I mentioned one of the women that worked there having a very nice set of tits with a distinct tattoo of a dragon on her chest peeking out. After a few minutes he asked if her name was Lydia to which I replied yes and if he knew her. He asked if my name was Mike and with more than a little panic I replied yes. Turns out he was the office manager I got a signature from every visit.

We relaxed pretty quickly after accidentally outing ourselves to each other. Had a good laugh after awhile and started sharing a little more exposing stuff with each other instead of just faceless nudes. Both of us in positions that wouldn't take kindly to our afterwork entertainment kinda made it a more freeing feeling.

Before too long we started talking about meeting up with each other or joking about me doing my visit early or late or using the bathroom when he'd pop in for a quick stroke. And one day while sending him a teasing picture of my cock in the work truck to accompany the video of my wife sucking me off. He asked if I was at a specific store. To which I replied yes and he sent me his address about 3 minutes away from the store.

Told him I was time and gps locked to the store for at least another hour and used the time to talk it through my own head if I wanted to pull the trigger. He mentioned having the house to himself for the day and no pressure.

Finally figured fuck it might as well since I hadn't had a bud in awhile. Confirmed it with him and swung by right as someone else was going into his house. He told me his adult son was visiting and up in the guest bedroom taking a nap or something. I offered to cancel but he just opened his garage door and showed off his exercise equipment there like he was selling it.

Closing the garage door and chatting about the situation we figured it'd be private enough since his kid was asleep or close enough and the door to the house was blocked by a car so we'd hear the big roll door opening.

Stripping off my uniform and him dropping his workout clothes. Both of us standing there taking in the view while a TV in the corner had some porno playing. We took our time stroking and watching each other get hard. He had a bigger dad bod with a close trimmed bush. Maybe 5 inches of Mexican cut cock that looked great in his hands and better in his wife's.

We took a few steps closer and grabbed each other's cocks. Seeing his hand on my 6 inches of white and at the time fairly hairy cock while holding his felt amazing. Jerking each other and talking about how he and his wife were looking for a bi guy to share together had me swooning.

I unfortunately couldn't lie about my wife being aware so couldn't fuck him with his wife lol. But he didn't mind and started frotting us while I massaged our balls. Knowing I was still on the clock I had the pressure of a time limit but he didn't seem to mind. Just sat me back on the weight bench he had set-up and knelt in front of me before asking if he could suck it. I nodded yes and nearly came feeling his mouth wrapped around my cock.

He was damn good at sucking cock and I had to get him to stop. Pulling him over towards me I laid back on the bench and pulled his cock into my mouth. Even managed to deep throat him in that position. Just losing myself in the moment while he stroked my slick cock.

He said he was close to cumming and wanted me to cum first. So we both sat back on the bench straddling it and facing each other just pumping our cocks and smacking them together. Didn't take long before I was feeling the urge to cum. He just lifted himself up and moved forwards a little so my cock was beneath his balls with my head grazing his asshole. I didn't have time to object as the pressure and feeling of it had my cock spurting underneath him coating his ass with jizz. Feeling that his own cock started spraying us both with a load that would make a pornstar blush.

Laughing at it and enjoying it he handed me a towel to wipe off before I left. We chatted throughout the day and I fucked the living hell out of wife that night still feeling the horny energy.

We met up a few more times as our schedules permitted until I left my company and stopped having a reason to go 45 minutes across town. He and his wife did end up finding a bi guy to share that was a mutual jobud of mine and his but single. Pretty amazing sextape they made together and my buddy got what he really wanted lol. Haven't talked too much with him since officially getting married to my long-term girlfriend I always referred to as my wife. But we do occasionally see each other on reddit even if he's much more into the cuckold lifestyle and getting more attention when his wife's involved.

So I had this regular bud for a little while. We started out with reddit chats and sharing porn interests. But eventually gave into temptation and met up. It was a lot of fun and we started meeting up maybe twice a month to jerk ourselves off to whatever porn we felt was good enough to share. It was maybe our 3rd or 4th time planning a meet up when he mentioned about a kink he had and sort of slowly revealing how he enjoyed crossdressing. Specifically wearing women's lingerie. Feeling a little turned on by the thought of him in it and not really having tried it myself I figured why not if he's asking.

So day comes and with my vanilla roommate out and girlfriend away I started getting setup. Big blankets made for sex laid out, toys and lube on the coffee table, and some amateur porn rolling on the TV. Grabbed a quick shower while he was heading over and waited with my cock leaking.

Right as I was stepping outside to grab a cigarette he pulled up. We both went to my patio and lit up while talking about the usual bs of life and showing each other porn on our phones. Talking a little bit about having had an experience with a trans woman before but not really grokking the crossdressing thing and him explaining it.

Heading inside we grabbed some sodas and watched the Hotwife on screen getting ploughed. Stripping off our clothes I noticed a hint of lace on him but didn't see too much as I pulled my shirt off. Then seeing this 50 year old but biker fit tattooed guy standing there being all shy and asking what I thought. Definitely not feminine but exciting to see the silky white stockings and powder pink lace thong with matching bra and garter set on his half hard pierced cock. I admitted it was pretty sexy in a way I couldn't describe.

Relaxing a little bit he borrowed my bathroom while I sat back and went to work getting hard and leaking. Came out in a few minutes with little black ankle strap heels on and bent over to show me the bright red butt plug he had put in. I was pretty hard at the weirdness of the whole thing and before long we're both sitting there leaking precum all over ourselves and stroking each other without even really noticing the porn.

Once I hit that point of extreme horniness I ran to the bedroom and grabbed one of my girlfriend's sexy crotchless panties before sliding it on over my throbbing cock. Getting back to the living room. He had his heels hooked on the edge of the coffee table giving a great view of his plugged ass and hard cock. He complimented the look of my cock stretching out the panties and I replied might as well try it with how fun he made it look. Straddling him we frotted together in that position until I was cumming all over his chest with him.

Ended up exploring the crossdressing kink more together and going further than jobuds but it was always more of a fun change up to me than a necessary thing to enjoy. But the moral of the story is share your kinks and naughty thoughts with bros. Never know what might inspire more fun

Not sure how it is for other couples out there. But sometimes being a parent to two young children is just fucking exhausting. By the time you have everyone down and are ready to relax your body just says get to bed. Now I love my wife and she loves me, but there's that mutual need for each other physically that sometimes we just don't have the energy for. So when we're both craving some orgasms but not wanting to do all the work for giving our partner the attention they need, we'll masturbate together. Laying down in bed just holding each other's hands and kissing while her vibrator is humming and my hand is pumping. Takes us maybe 15-20 minutes and a quick wipe off with a towel before we're spooning and snoring away. Of course we'd both prefer sex but between creampies and feeling like a glazed donut after going down on her that shower afterwards just doesn't sound fun after a long day of parenting.

I consider myself heteroflexible. In that I'm 90% attracted women but do enjoy a good jerk off with another guy and occasionally liking trans porn. But I know from conversations with some of y'all here we all have our own definitions of our own sexuality on the spectrum.

So anyways I was wondering if you take your stroke bud's looks into account when you're out there searching. I'll make obvious exceptions to people I've clicked with through conversation and shared interests, but there's also some people who have shared photos of themselves and it's just an immediate swing one way or the other. Can't really describe it since it's a case by case basis for myself. But there's some guys that just have ugly dicks and others that have hot cocks and everyone in between.

So who out there cares or doesn't care about the way the other guy looks. Do you have something specific you look for or is more about getting together with porn and fun. Am I just picky for no reason or is it something we all do without talking about it that some of us just want a certain look even if we're not into guys like those of you who are gay.

I'll share another memory of me and my old roommate for y'all. Fair warning this was back in like 2012 when calling each other slurs for gay and homo was our idea of acceptable. By this point me and Drew had been jerking and swapping head fairly regularly whenever we couldn't get laid with the girlfriends. I remember one hot summer day we were just dying trying to avoid the heat and desperately texting his girlfriend to borrow her pool since our apartment's pool was closed for a repair job.

Drew and her were already coming up at the end of their relationship and just hadn't admitted it yet so she was blowing him off about the pool. After awhile just said fuck it and turned on a big box fan that was loud as hell but cooled off the room it was in. We went back and forth about different ideas on how to spend the day before he decided to go read comics in his room while I went to play a game or something in mine.

30 minutes later I had a penthouse magazine with one of my favorite pornstars out and was jerking off more out of boredom than general horniness. And with a loud ass bang our power went out. Took just a few minutes for our cheap apartment to feel pretty miserable without airflow. So quickly getting dressed enough to get out of my room I met him in the hall. He was wearing just his boxers and me just pants and boxers. Both of us dumbly wondering about the power outage and commiserating.

Another 30 minutes of opening the doors and windows to get airflow and us just sweating and dying in the heat. Before long I figured the water was still working so a cold shower sounded good. Told him I was going to get in the shower and brought my magazine just in case. Though the cold as shit water kinda killed that urge quick. Few minutes go by just cooling off and then Drew is in the bathroom laughing at how much my cock has shrunk in the cold and the penthouse laying on the back of the toilet with Alexis Love spread eagle.

He took a piss with me talking shit to him about the situation we were in and then he sat down on the toilet flipping through the pages of the magazine. Somehow with the cold shower running and the window open in the bathroom it was actually tolerable to stay in there. I hopped out to dry off but left the water running to keep the room cool. Teasing him as I dried off by swinging my cock near his face and pointing out how his cock was getting harder looking at the magazine.

We talked a little bit about how it was bareable to be in the bathroom unlike the rest of the apartment and how good some of the girls looked in the pages. He mentioned that him and his girlfriend hadn't fucked in a few weeks and I told him about my girlfriend and myself having broken up a few weeks earlier. Sharing a laugh at how pathetic we both felt. Eventually we decided we might as well drain ourselves while waiting for the power to come back on. So we grabbed some more magazines from our rooms and laid them out on the bathroom counter. Standing next to each other and picking out our favorites while jerking ourselves. Our crappy phones angled against the mirror so his girlfriend and my ex were on display just in that tiny 3 inch screen at probably 5 pixels each.

It was surprisingly fun watching him tugging and going from soft to fully hard. My own cock throbbing at the sight of his stiffening up and our reflections in the mirror. It was a little awkward standing in the bathroom like that for a long time. So we moved spots into something more comfortable. Which was him sitting on the counter facing me and myself leaning against the wall. Our cocks are practically in line with each other and stroking while staring at each other's phones and the little pictures of each other's girls. We couldn't quite finish but as we were both complaining about the struggle the power came back on and our AC started blowing. So without wasting much time we shut off the shower and closed up the windows as fast as we could. Jumping into my bed since it was bigger than his and directly underneath the ac vent we laid next to each other and cooled off. Not wanting to have the ache of blue balls we turned on my TV and DVD player which was almost always loaded with porn.

Though I had forgotten the last time I jerked off in my room I was watching a bisexual porno. Sort of exploring my own sexuality in a dumb way. But anyways he cracked some gay jokes at my expense since the scene that was already playing had the guys sucking each other off. Lightly smacking his balls and calling him a fag for looking at my cock getting hard and him flicking my cock in return with calling me a homo for touching his balls. But then this gorgeous woman was on screen sucking both guys off and guiding them to suck each other. Me and him both agreed it's not gay if there's a woman involved and that if you're watching porn with a buddy it's not gay either. I know dip shit 20 year old logic.

Pretty soon we're both stroking each other and watching the people take turns using every hole available. Stroking harder when the woman is on screen and slowing down when it's just one of the guys assholes getting fucked. Before too long we're both covered in precum and getting more comfortable with rolling over each other to get a better grip and view. Right about the time the woman is getting double penetration me and him were frotting together and grinding our cocks like we were fucking her.

I don't know why exactly but he grabbed my ass and was helping me thrust against his dick which wasn't unpleasant but was a surprise. He was groaning and thrusting against my thrusts and I could tell he was getting close. So trying to slow down a little bit and change positions I started moving off of him. But with his hands on my ass still he gave me a pull that knocked me off balance. Instead of pulling me down onto his lap I fell on his chest with my cock just below his chin. And watching the scene where one guy was getting a facial from the other he started sticking his tongue out and licking my cock head.

I rolled with it and slid a little further down so he could fully suck my cock and reach behind me to jerk him off. His hands went off my ass and he moved around a little bit making it easier to jerk him. I wasn't too sure what was happening as I was losing myself in the moment as was he. Just enjoying what I thought was a great blowjob and pumping his cock. The scene on the tv ended and the cheesy menu music started up. So I was momentarily distracted and looked over. He had put his hips up and legs making it both easier for me to stroke him but also as I realized so he could tease his own ass.

Seeing over my shoulder the sight of his cock hard and about to explode in my hand and his fingers in his ass I didn't really have time to warn him I was cumming. He gagged and choked a little bit at the surprise but his own cock started spraying all over my back and his stomach. He rolled me off of him to spit out my cum into the trash and talk shit about the lack of warning. I just called him a homo for liking it and cumming when I did. Both of us laughed at each other before wiping off the jizz and sitting back down. Talking about the experience and the anal exploration with more than a few jokes about the other being gay. I do regret not trying anal masturbation until way later but after previously watching him use his girlfriend's vibrator and this experience it became part of our fun if he needed a little bit more to finish.

A few weeks ago I was out running some errands and generally just being out away from the family for a little bit. But while I was checking in with the wife and getting the grocery list from her this absolutely gorgeous woman in what I can only describe as a skintight scrap of a dress. Hugging every curve of her body and with the sunshine on her you could tell she was just wearing a smile beneath it. She was busy talking on her phone and messing with something in her trunk giving me a front row seat to her ass bent over.

Now normally I'd just admire it for a few seconds and get on with my day. But since the wife had told me to get out of the house for awhile so she could clean in peace I let my eyes linger. Long toned legs and a pair of strappy heels with dark red nail polish and whatever she was grabbing from the trunk was pretty well stuck in.

Before I even was consciously aware of it I was undoing my pants and pulling my cock out. Slid down a little lower in my seat thanking the dark window tint and beating my cock like it owed me money.

Maybe 3-4 minutes in she stood up, did a big stretch that gave me an incredible view of her pierced nipples just straining against the fabric of her dress and I was done. Just making a mess of my hands and shirt at the sight of this woman.

She fixed her hair and I was just drooling over the sensation and view before she went walking into the store. And then getting the grocery list from my wife I cleaned up the best I could before going inside and washing up in the restroom.

Did see her again in the store with a cart full of liquor and a cake so I'm assuming someone was going to get a hell of a birthday surprise later. Got home to my wife a little while later and blamed my stained shirt on something at the store before changing. Thankfully there wasn't a big stain besides down where I could hide it by rolling it over my belt. After getting the kids down for bed I made love to my wife like a man possessed thinking of those pierced nipples and red nails

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Back in the day I had a roommate after highschool and we were fairly comfortable with each other and our sexuality. But skipping over a lot of previous experiences together to get to the story. I've posted plenty of our other encounters. I had the day off from work and no girlfriend at the time. My roommate was at work and I had the apartment to myself. So I was feeling the urge and put on one of my favorite porn DVDs before stripping down to my birthday suit and getting comfortable on the couch in the living room.

Watching Tanner Mayes getting stretched out and working my cock up from horny to fully hard. Not in a rush to finish but enjoying the sensation of a long slow stroke. I was loving it and pretty well lost in the lust of getting off. Not sure how long it was but I know Tanner had finished off her scene and it had switched to Rebecca linares pre-boob job doing a strip tease.

My roommate was all of the sudden opening the door to the apartment and there I am butt naked with cock in hand and my pre cum flowing while the Spanish sensation is throating a cock on the TV. He just laughed at the sight and locked the door while dropping his backpack by the door. Told me the power was out at his work and his boss sent him home for the rest of the day.

I was trying to pick up a little to move to my room for the finish but he was watching the TV and slowly taking off his work clothes. Telling him I'd move to the room so he could decompress after work, he interrupted me by asking if I could restart the scene. Took me a few seconds to find the remote but in that time he had stripped off the last of his clothes and sat down on the couch opposite me.

As we were trying to decide if Rebecca was wearing sling back heels or if they're called stilettos my cock was back to full attention and he had gone from soft to hard. Laughing at the visual difference between our cocks with my balls being kinda small and hairy with a 6in thick cock and his large balls and 5 in cock shaved smooth. Both of us are talking dirty about Rebecca and comparing her to our exes and jerking ourselves but not really going at it hard.

Scene ended and switched to Asa Akira in fishnets fingering herself for the camera. By far my favorite scene on the DVD and I was trailing off on the conversation as the lust was taking over. My buddy was in a similar state with his cock practically drooling precum and him stretching his balls and cock in between pumping his shaft. Seeing his cock head turning colors as we both just got focused on Asa sucking and fucking.

He asked if I was going to cum with the guy in the scene or if I couldn't hold off. I said i was waiting for the part where Asa is in missionary and having an orgasm for myself to cum. He agreed that it was a great part of the scene and stretched out his legs so his leg was over mine and both of us stroking fast. Watching as Asa rolled over from the doggy position into the missionary position me and him were pumping and grunting.

I gave him the heads up that I was close and he tried to catch up with me. Right as Asa was moaning and her eyes rolling back I was shooting ropes across his leg and all over the towel I was sitting on. He stopped for a second at the feeling of my cum on his leg and started to say something. But then his own cock was throbbing and spurting out a load. I was mesmerized at the sight of it spraying and then oozing out of his swollen cock head.

We sat there long enough to watch Asa take a facial before cleaning ourselves off. Ended up going to a party later with his girlfriend where I met a girl at the party. Taking them both back to our apartment I could hear his girlfriend moaning through the walls as I was going down on my girl. Next morning me and him laughed about the previous day and what in our minds was a disappointing cum shot we had given the girls. Though I ended up dating that girl for a few months and made up for the lackluster performance she got that first night.

Being up front this happened with my old roommate about 15-16 years ago and we're both male in case you're hoping for something more hetero.

Anyway back in the day I had a roommate after highschool and we were fairly comfortable with each other and our sexuality. But skipping over a lot of previous experiences together to get to the story. I had the day off from work and no girlfriend at the time. My roommate was at work and I had the apartment to myself. So I was feeling the urge and put on one of my favorite porn DVDs before stripping down to my birthday suit and getting comfortable on the couch in the living room.

Watching Tanner Mayes getting stretched out and working my cock up from horny to fully hard. Not in a rush to finish but enjoying the sensation of a long slow stroke. I was loving it and pretty well lost in the lust of getting off. Not sure how long it was but I know Tanner had finished off her scene and it had switched to Rebecca linares pre-boob job doing a strip tease.

My roommate was all of the sudden opening the door to the apartment and there I am butt naked with cock in hand and my pre cum flowing while the Spanish sensation is throating a cock on the TV. He just laughed at the sight and locked the door while dropping his backpack by the door. Told me the power was out at his work and his boss sent him home for the rest of the day.

I was trying to pick up a little to move to my room for the finish but he was watching the TV and slowly taking off his work clothes. Telling him I'd move to the room so he could decompress after work, he interrupted me by asking if I could restart the scene. Took me a few seconds to find the remote but in that time he had stripped off the last of his clothes and sat down on the couch opposite me.

As we were trying to decide if Rebecca was wearing sling back heels or if they're called stilettos my cock was back to full attention and he had gone from soft to hard. Laughing at the visual difference between our cocks with my balls being kinda small and hairy with a 6in thick cock and his large balls and 5 in cock shaved smooth. Both of us are talking dirty about Rebecca and comparing her to our exes and jerking ourselves but not really going at it hard.

Scene ended and switched to Asa Akira in fishnets fingering herself for the camera. By far my favorite scene on the DVD and I was trailing off on the conversation as the lust was taking over. My buddy was in a similar state with his cock practically drooling precum and him stretching his balls and cock in between pumping his shaft. Seeing his cock head turning colors as we both just got focused on Asa sucking and fucking.

He asked if I was going to cum with the guy in the scene or if I couldn't hold off. I said i was waiting for the part where Asa is in missionary and having an orgasm for myself to cum. He agreed that it was a great part of the scene and stretched out his legs so his leg was over mine and both of us stroking fast. Watching as Asa rolled over from the doggy position into the missionary position me and him were pumping and grunting.

I gave him the heads up that I was close and he tried to catch up with me. Right as Asa was moaning and her eyes rolling back I was shooting ropes across his leg and all over the towel I was sitting on. He stopped for a second at the feeling of my cum on his leg and started to say something. But then his own cock was throbbing and spurting out a load. I was mesmerized at the sight of it spraying and then oozing out of his swollen cock head.

We sat there long enough to watch Asa take a facial before cleaning ourselves off. Ended up going to a party later with his girlfriend where I met a girl at the party. Taking them both back to our apartment I could hear his girlfriend moaning through the walls as I was going down on my girl. Next morning me and him laughed about the previous day and what in our minds was a disappointing cum shot we had given the girls. Though I ended up dating that girl for a few months and made up for the lackluster performance she got that first night.

Feeling a little inspired by another user's question earlier. I vividly remember one of my best jerk off sessions from around the time everyone was stuck home from COVID.

I had had a little bit of luck during that time but there were these two guys that seemed great and I had met off reddit but just couldn't get things to line up with. We still chatted off and on and shared some porn but couldn't quite get it all figured out before everything opened back up. Somewhere along the way I basically said hey we all have similar tastes in smut and aren't rushing to meet up so why not go the group chat route.

It worked I'll skip the boring details of introducing everyone to each other but for about a month we'd regularly check in and swap porn while jerking off at home and fantasizing.

I don't remember who brought it up first but we all started getting somewhat serious about meeting up. We ended up finding out I was the best option for hosting and checking our schedules for a day we'd all be off together. Ended up happening pretty quickly and we exchanged some information while keeping things pretty vague still.

The day finally came, my roommate at the time headed off to work and a friend's house after that. And my girlfriend was busy with her own stuff. Reached out and the clock started counting.

First to arrive was Jake a tall thin black guy with a military job. We joked about him not expecting me to be a white guy and I didn't expect him to be black. Grabbed some drinks and took a cigarette break while talking about ourselves. I had plenty of jobud experience by this point and he was straight with just some service related jerking off in the barracks. Nothing too crazy and we agreed on some mutual boundaries we had already discussed online.

Next to pull up was Chet. Mid 30s and a little older than myself and Jake, balding white dad bod and the kinda guy you'd expect to know everything about comic books. He joined us for another nerve settling cigarette and we went over much of the same stuff as before. He was a divorced dad with a public facing career and some jobud experiences but more straight than anything else.

After running out of ways to put it off we went back inside and grabbed ourselves fresh beers and seats. Jake sat on the love seat and Chet sat on the couch opposite myself. We shared a few jokes about the situation and how long it took to make it happen. Then we had to decide on how to actually start the show.

I figured since I was hosting I'd do the honors of stripping down to my birthday suit in front of them both and putting on the video of our shared interest that being latinas of all kinds. By the time I had gotten back to my seat Jynx Maze was starting to get fucked and Chet was getting nude.

My cock was half hard from the beginning but Chet was completely flaccid. Still a nice view but everyone starts out with the nerves. Jake was still pretty far away from us but he was stripping down to his boxers at least.

We all admired Jynx spreading her ass and getting fucked but it wasn't quite scratching the itch for us all. Chet was playing with his cock but not getting hard and I couldn't really see Jake's cock.

So Chet sensing the problem got up and pulled out a flashdrive from his pants and plugged it into the TV. Few menu options later we're all watching some random amateur performer stripping off everything but her heels and working her pussy and ass. Despite years of looking I've never been able to find this girl again lol. But she inspired my cock to jump up and Chet to grow.

If it wasn't for the difference in our pubic hair Chet and I would almost look like twins at us both being around 6 inches long but fairly thick. Seeing us both hard got Jake to stand up and take off his underwear giving us a nice sight of his maybe 7 inches thin black cock and the glaze of precum he had. We all relaxed a lot watching the girl squirting all over her legs and heels and talking about the different ways we'd want to fuck her.

Eventually the scene ended and another one started with what looked like a mother and daughter having a lesbian affair for the camera. Normally not too big on the fauxcest stuff but watching the other two guys jerking and both women being hot my cock did what was only natural. Jake ended up getting off the love seat and sitting between Chet and myself. All three of us are pumping our cocks and talking dirty. Throwing each other compliments about how good the older woman would look sucking Jake or the younger one being built to be spit roasted by Chet and me.

Can't recall too many specifics after that since we were edging and egging each other on for awhile in between beers. We all agreed on a break and pulled our clothes somewhat back on to grab a cigarette and fresh air. Outside on the patio showing each other different porn on our phones and texting whoever we needed to respond to that messaged us earlier.

None of us were wearing underwear beneath our pants and all of us were obviously still half hard and leaking with the stains on our pants. As Jake was showing me a photo of his wife sucking his cock I figured the patio was private enough and pulled my cock out for a couple strokes. Chet took the invitation to pop out his cock as well and we crowded around Jake's phone as he showed off his wife.

After a few minutes all three of us were lounging on the chairs outside enjoying the cool spring air and warm sunshine on our cocks and taking turns passing around our phones with different pictures on them. I remember accidentally slipping on Chet's precum and swiping from a photo of his ex to a photo of his work. Couple nervous laughs at being more outted for his career but we all weren't spilling the beans so he relaxed.

Getting a little too hot outside we all went back inside to where the porn was still playing. Another round of beers and I was sitting next to Chet as some tight bodied latina was fucking her brains out on screen. Honestly I was more interested in the cocks and live show by this point as we'd been edging for closing to 4 hours by now.

Seeing Jake taking long slow strokes of his cock while tugging on his balls. Chet besides him pushing his cock down so it pointed straight at the TV. And my own swollen cock aching red at the head. Watching as the girl on the screen was sitting between two big black guys and stroking them Jake was barely making sense but we got the basics of what he was enjoying. Chet meanwhile offered to lend me a hand and I returned the favor.

Realizing me and Chet were stroking each other Jake slid a little closer before sitting on the coffee table in front of us. We didn't really say much besides talking about each other's cocks and how close we all were to cumming.

Now somehow Jake both explained a fantasy he had that he hadn't mentioned before and we all agreed to it. But I don't really remember how we could form complete sentences while all next to each other and stroking. But we were all horny enough to indulge him his request.

So standing up me and Chet had our cocks hard and leaking and aching to cum. And Jake leaned back so his own cock was right below ours standing straight up. Some dirty talk with Jake's permission and I was reaching over to stroke Chet as he stroked my cock. And both of us came in a few seconds with most of it spraying across ourselves but a fair bit covering Jake's cock and balls. He was lost in his own world pumping away and as soon as our cum was on his shaft he was spurting a massive load all over himself.

We cleaned ourselves up. Finished our beers and Jake thanked us for helping him live that fantasy. He ended up leaving after another cigarette. But me and Chet spent most of the rest of the afternoon bullshitting over different things and ended up getting another nut in together before he left. Though that second orgasm for us was less jerking off and more swapping head.

Haven't posted in awhile since my cravings for a jobud and my less than straight urges haven't been coming around much. But with the wife out for a bit and running errands I figured I'd share a little something.

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This happened a few years back. Was having a pretty lazy day to myself with my girlfriend and roommate both off at work and the house to myself. I was scrolling my local subs and not really looking for anything in particular. But did come across a post from a guy showing off his wife's ass and felt it necessary to compliment such a cute ass. He responded and we ended up moving from the comments section to private messages.

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Going back and forth comparing my girlfriend to his wife's nudes and getting each other pretty horny for a few hours off and on. Eventually he mentioned needing to bust a nut and I jokingly mentioned that I wouldn't mind seeing that while cumming myself. He said that sounded pretty hot but something he'd never really considered before. So after a little while of explaining how jobuds work in my mind and sending a few pictures of our cocks he seemed pretty interested. I wasn't expecting anything to actually happen given how most people who post on reddit are on the opposite sides of town from me.

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But as we started talking about sitting back on the couch and stroking to each other's sextapes he asked what side of town I lived on. Gave him some cross streets about a mile away from me and he mentioned that he lived just a few minutes away from there with different cross streets that were less than two blocks from me.

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It took me a little while to work up the nerve but I figured I had been off and on hard all day and hadn't played with another guy in a few months by then. So offered to have him stop by if he was interested and shared the streets I lived closest to.

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Took him maybe 30 minutes to respond but he said he needed to cum and not like these opportunities come up often. 15 minutes later he's knocking on my door as I'm loading up my girlfriend's sextapes on the TV and throwing out some towels.

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I was around 25-26 years old at the time, 5'10" 180ish lbs white. He was closer to 38 white maybe 6' and 215. We shared some awkward pleasantries while my girlfriend was on the TV moaning and groaning. After a little bit of getting past the initial nerves as he set up his laptop and put his wife on there giving one hell of a BJ. Compliments to each other for our ladies good looks and our own skills on display.

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Rubbing our cocks through our pants and both of us obviously bulging. Eventually as the videos switched to his wife stripping off a Halloween costume and my girlfriend blowing me, I figured we needed to get to it and break the ice so to speak. Standing up from the couch away from him I stripped off my clothes and had my 6 inch cock about half hard but leaking heavily. He took a few seconds to look back and forth between the videos and my cock. And then stood up to drop his pants and shirt.

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And honestly the video and pictures didn't do his cock justice. Maybe 5 and a half inches long but thick enough to gag a pornstar. Seeing his cock throbbing with his heartbeat and getting harder now that it was free from his pants had me at full attention and rock hard. We sat back down and scooted a little closer together so our thighs were touching. Thankfully he was left handed and me right so none of that awkward elbow bumping. And we sat back stroking ourselves while our ladies were on full display.

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He was telling me about he loved my girlfriend's light brown skin and I was admiring his wife's pale white ass and tits by her nicely tanned legs and stomach. We shared some compliments about each other's cocks and I was still surprised his wife could throat his whole thing while being rather petite.

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As the videos changed up to his wife riding him cowgirl and my girlfriend in doggy I asked if minded me stroking his cock. He shifted his hips so I could get a better grip and could just barely wrap my fingers around it. Without really asking he returned the favor and started stroking me.

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Both of us leaking precum like faucets and our cocks getting slick with it as we tried stroking with our offhands and accidentally bumping each other's cocks together before it started being on purpose.

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Probably 3-4 minutes of this but felt much longer. Both of us throbbing and rock hard. My favorite video of my girlfriend came on and I mentioned it to him while massaging his swollen balls and stretching his cock back. He let go of my cock and messed with his laptop for a second and put on his favorite of his wife. We switched around our position so that we had our legs over each other and our cocks and asses pressed together. Frotting as my girlfriend in fishnet stockings and heels sucked my cock and rode me on the tv, and his wife in a dress masturbated in a hotel room.

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We both agreed we needed to cum so we laid back a little and stroked ourselves in that position. Feeling his balls bouncing on mine and our cocks smacking against each other as we got faster and faster on the strokes. Right as my wife started to cum and moan on the tv I heard him groaning. Looking over my own cock to see his throbbing and spurting out a thick load all over his cock and mine. Feeling his hot cum dripping off my fingers and running down my thighs and balls pushed me over the edge. Looking at his wife sliding her fingers down her ass and into her pussy bent over and I was cumming. I didn't erupt as much as he had but did get plenty of cum on us both.

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We took a few seconds to catch our breaths and cleaned up. A couple jokes about it and thank yous before he left and I started a load of laundry. We chatted a little bit over the next few weeks but sadly didn't meet up again. One day his profile on reddit just vanished and I figured he wanted the space.

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Though I did have a moment maybe a year later and recognizing his wife at the store with her very unique ankle tattoo having been seared into my memory. It was a nice surprise but beyond bringing up some pleasant memories of her fingering her asshole as her husband came with me didn't bother her or try to find her husband again.

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And if by some happenstance you're from Tucson Arizona and know a redhead guy named Greg (probably not his real name) tell him I still occasionally break out the photo of his wife's ass for inspiration